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Jerzy wrote
“I've just seen "Comme une image", an excellent French movie. This blend of humour and sadness appeals to me greatly and the French can do it best!!!” 
spartak wrote
“nobody is watching US TV advertising of new diet P.ANNA NICOLE became from sexbomb to her old look modelstar”
Patsy from Paname wrote
“Depends, honey. Last time I tried to get a close look at a butt while drinking champagne, I woke up head down a toilet bowl in the men's room at Club 54.”
EDDY wrote
“Ooh Alisue's washing the windows now - bum so tight it's bouncing off the walls. What do think Pats - fancy commin over for some champas and a bit of a watch!”
Patsy from Paname wrote
“What? Jerry is back with Mick? They're making a DUET? I didn't mean Jerry, honey, I meant Anna Nicole!”
Patsy from Paname wrote
“... or is it "till they drop"? Well, until no juice is left from those suckers. And you better believe, sweetie: everything good Ivana and Jerry ever did in their lives, they learnt from me!”
Patsy from Paname wrote
“To the last drop, sweetie!!!!”
Edina wrote
“What, squeeze em Pats?”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Lisa dahlin', I should trust you to make good lemonade! You know the saying: if you got lemons...”
Lisa wrote
“Patsy, it's very good lemonade!!!”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Somehow I doubt that's what poor Alisue had in mind when the young handmaiden told him: "run with her, she will be your queen."”
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Lisa wrote
“Alisue's over here painting my walls, and doing a few odd jobs for some of my homemade lemonade!”
Pat from Paname wrote
“That is, assuming this is KimLiza we're talking about. Lisa, you got another lovechild we've yet to hear about? We know The Mods haven't toured Japan yet, but Alisue's haste in departing the board is really beginning to look suspicious...”
Pat from Paname wrote
“She also has a daddy complex. Can't walk into a room, especially a roomfull of musicians, without blurting out her catchphrase: "All right, which one of you b****** is my father?" Caused quite a stir when her school went to visit the Philarmonic on a day trip.”
Lisa wrote
“Richard, I can think of someone who would be just perfect to front the wilde boys: She's blonde, she's cute, she's got Kim's pout, but you'll have to wait about 15 years, cause she's too young to perform at the moment!”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Lay back for what the futur offers We all do something or other in a virtual world”
Lisa wrote
“Sorry guys, I don't remember a thing? Thought it was virtually impossible...my my how technology has improved!”
Pat from Paname wrote
“No 'Master but you should feel concerned that both Lisa and I are considering suing you for slander over that last post of yours.”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“er.. do you feel concerned Pat??”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Well she's still trying to sort out which one exactly was her daddy.”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“after all she's been through, my guess is Kimliza wouldn't even give away a single buck to her parents to help them pay their bills. Children are ungrateful those days, you know..”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Actually that advice came from Roxy Heartless, her evil step-sister who really wants to audition herself.”
Lisa wrote
“Oh Pierre, that clever woman's definitely not on our side of the family. Do you know how much $$$$$$$$ we're missing out on! ”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Lisa, I'm afraid our beloved cyber-daughter has now retired to the country, that was too many emotions at a time, much more than she could take actually, and I've even heard that a clever woman, part of her relatives, has strongly advised her to keep away from the show-business.”
Lisa wrote
“KimLiza, don't forget to shave your legs for the audition dear! And it never hurts to pout a bit either! ”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Yeah, but watch out for the Pushy Mother Syndrome...”
Lisa wrote
“Richard, I don't mean to sound like a pushy show business mother, but I'd really like to audition my daughter KimLiza for this band! She has my errr blondness and her father's long legs and vocal talent!”
Richard wrote
“Unfortunately I can't get a braoadband in my road yet so I have to believe all that you guys are discusssing .... I did check it out the other day elsewhere and it really is a very good site congrats... I'm just getting my things together and I leave for LA on Monday looks as though my film may be in the Berlin Film Festival I can't remember if I mentioned it. I've just been approached to make afilm about the life of Graham Chapman (Mony Python) which could be fascinating as he was an extraodinary talent. I was thinking maybe Steve and I should put a band together called the Wilde Boys and re unite with all the other guys and find a Kim looka likeeee Sound alikeee and do some gigs in Europe.... What do you think ..could be a laugh.... Richard”
“The track reminds me vaguely of "Kiss Them For Me" by Siouxsie and The Banshees. The combination of the guitar and sitar sounds works wonderfully. Nice one, Steve!”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Karina, if you're having trouble listening to Steve's tunes, mail me privately detailing the problem and I will try to help you.”
Karina wrote
“to Wildestorm Being a bit sad, you something wrote about ''aim. You are right.and even worse when your aim depend,or have to be shared with an other person [not in case having luck ] [in some part] But you no,when or if aim closed, you can see the other way;List of Shindler SPILBERG where is no color,but I never cried more in front of screen..,.of corse , when dreams, aims come true, the personal one is double happiness.I am a woman,I hope it is obviously. respect KARINA CALANOR my english for you too mach”
“Steve - I'm experiencing a little dejavu.......... have I heard this somewhere before? Sounds like something off a surfing safari documentary? Have you used it on a documentary before? I'm off to an Indian restaurant now!!”
Calanor wrote
“Seth, Baphomet, Ornias, Mephistopheles, Baal and what have you - still a pretty dumb holiday, in my opinion. The original, celtic (and norse etc) point of it all was quite different *sighs* No matter, Happy Halloween.... ;)”
“ PIERRE i have to be a guest for somebody for listen to STEVES music We have not connections in bought having ways CAN you give me instractions Adervaice ican voit only for foto cover WHAT i am doing withe BIG pleasure”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“JR : photo..photo..PHOTO!!!”
JR wrote
“YES today is Halloween, My friend Kiril is gona be Cleaopartra, Seth is gona be Devil but more he looks like Singer Alla Pugachova :), and guess who am i gona be? LOL Well you ll be shocked... None other then Miss KIM WILDE LOL”
Calanor wrote
“Pat: Dunno if I necessary agree regarding the need for vocals. I think both Sunspots and Ethnic Soup work very well as instrumental tracks.”
“I really this too :-) Kind of Mike Oldfield meets Velvet Chain meets Wild Strawberries. Another one that screams for moody lyrics and a voice.”
Karina wrote
“today in N.Y HALLOWEEN. actually we started to celebrate since yesteray night party and unepected, the halloween is the date that i arrived to U.S.A. AGAIN another halloween news- STEVE IS coming...coming! ”
Calanor wrote
“Steve: Yea, I second (um, "third" :P) Pierre and Pat - congrats about the good news! :)”
“Well, I'm repeating myself, but this sounds great :P While I'm usually a little reserved when it comes to ethnic influences in rock, the sitar does add to the song. And once again, a really cool guitar :)”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Woooow good news for The Mods indeed! USA and Japan? Will certainly include NYC and Tokyo.. *wondering who the hell the negociator can be hehe”
Byrdman wrote
“Thanks Pierre, The track 2 was inspired by my love for curry. I'm off to help my friend move house now,three tonnes of gravel to put on her drive,why am I so generous?”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“How about a little bit of ethnic music combined to a powerful electric guitar to start the week-end? Have a look at Steve's section!”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Congratulations and good luck on the tour, Steve! [*shudders to think what will happen once the band hits Lisapolis*]”
Byrdman wrote
“Hi guys an gals, Thanks for your kind comments on my track. I came home to the good news that my band The Mods have been offered a tour of the USA and Japan next Spring,.........Yes!”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Dgé's back! Vive le Dgé! Millions gather to celebrate Le Retour du Dgé! The Byrdman sobs with happiness: "First it was my lovechild Kimliza. Now I've found my lost brother! What a week!" Lisa downs a gallon of sake to Dgé's health! The 'Master paints the site red to commemorate! Pat refrains from writing another stupid sentence!”
Dgé wrote
“Lisa, i second you about the oriental sound/influence and the radio playable song... ”
Dgé wrote
“Wildestorm, I'm not drunk, but i feel the same as you. Lisa, hello, my babe...:-)”
Lisa wrote
“Love to everyone here! Lisa xo”
Lisa wrote
“Karina, fellow love blonde, how ya doin? I see what you mean about the word fun - I over use it a lot, but come to think of it, it is a very corny, plastic fantastic sounding word isn't it? ”
“Steve, in short, what I'm trying to say is: This sounds cooooooooool! Make sure you only work with the best Steve!”
“Steve, I feel compelled to leave a comment about this, because it's absolutely brilliant. Listening to it, I can hear a little bit of an oriental sound/influence coming though, (sorry, I'm not a musican myself, so it's hard to express myself about these kind of things) but that might have something to do with living in Asia for a long time. A very radio playable song, and from listening to this, I can understand why you've been scouted by various recording label(s) Who needs lyrics when the guitar is singing!”
Wildestorm wrote
“Being a bit drunk and looking at those 9 album covers just makes me realise how much they have meant to me since the early 80's. These 9 (and especially the 7 first) have been a very big part of my life and a big part of me growing up and I don't think I can choose between them as they have each at their own time had a very special place in my heart. This may sound corny but it's true. Kim can do whatever she wants for the rest of her life, but we can never forget what she has already given to so many of us, and luckily at a place like this (kimwildetv.com) we have found a place to share this mutial feeling. I hope this make sence to some of you and now I will listen to some of the music that has been my musical life for more than two decades. Goodnight everyone and sleep tight. Love in the natural way to all of you from me...”
“This I do like - a lot, even! Melodic, moody rock of a kind that appeals to me - and as jerzy pointed out, a real nice guitar sound too! Really great, Steve! :)”
“So fresh & soft,like a cry in a deaf heart,very elegantly conceived,this is my thought for your music Steve,and of course now i want more..!”
karina wrote
“i am continuing my intesive english courses TO ALISUE;few days ago me and my dauhter were watching,not a first time,ALMOVODR'S FILM ''TALK TO ME''she was crying, and i was admiring.He is the one who is "out of sex" the greatest human beeing! ”
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Jerzy wrote
“Type the wrong one? What could you possibly have in mind, my dear Confucius from Paname?”
Pat from Paname wrote
“LOL yes jerzy, I hadn't that I had until you to me! "Sometimes it is better to omit a word than type the wrong one." Confucius”
“Pat, if you really this, I really this, too! ;) Very atmospheric, Steve. Cool and elegant. Great guitar sound but it begs for some meaningful lyrics to go with it and a voice to top it all. ”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Cal, those ones are encoded in Real Media V10, if you cannot read them, you should upgrade your Real Player to that version.”
Calanor wrote
“Hmm, I don't seem to be able to play Steve's track *pouts* :/”
“fantastic! took me back a couple of years still fresh and rocky”
“Hey I really this! I'm sure I won't be the only one to point out what a great Kim Wilde track it might have been. It could have made a great balance with the soul aspect (which I love) of the Close album, a moody rock feeling that would have blended well with the general sound of the album. However it works really well on its own as an instrumental. Keep'em coming!”
Byrdman wrote
“Hi Maxim, You'll get so much more now,what took you so long? (re broadband)”
Maxim wrote
“Hey, I've just installed Broadband connection! Hip hip hurrah!”
Doc Marc wrote
“Well i have posted a announcement for a new nurse in the french daylie papers since the old nurse left but still no new nurse wanted the job. Somehow i have to keep up with all the work here.”
Doc Marc wrote
“MHM wow someone painted the walls in red... Looks nice. It fits the book i'm currently reading - S.KIngs "The Black Hose" and the psycho stuff which is currently running in the converstions here also fits - so this is the perfect home for me.”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“I've just updated Steve Byrd's section with a first full track used for TV/Movies. Don't miss to leave a comment!”
Karina wrote
“HI mr.dj!o soory "hi mr.heartacke" it is very bright light with mood. following piere's advise - -"european soul". the name already reflect everything, i like EUROPE of course proffesional appraisal much more presios like it was done by piere? resently by point about every song.i envy a little bit ''in a good meaning''.i have many impressions from the day,all this are bringing me memories (its not nostalgy) FROM the bottom of my heart to LISA and to everybody whom it can interst.... Not a small part of my life i was surrounded by local musicians (golden youth) it was full of fun times (actually i don't like this word (fun)), we were so young and me basicly one girl between jazz rock mood guys,in my home we had a small band,2 guitars... even contrabass (wich i liked very much as part of interior desighn)and ussualy there was in my hands marakas WE were eating,drinking ,smoking arguing (me) and of course doing jam sessions (my daughter grew up in sounds musik and smoke of cigaretes sorry my sweet Anushka!(but now i don't drink i don't smoke,exactly ready to work in red cross)there was not anythink to count between us. Guys named me "CAROUSEL",we all loved eachother,we were all flying on the clouds of musik,though some part of me still was not happy,that time thought me "to fly".UNFORTUNATELY in N.Y it is practicly high risk to fly (to high buildings,and yu can break in to small peacies) i kiss you LISA,i don't know good mourning or good night! ”
Calanor wrote
“I'm still the night owl around here, it seems.. *sighs* *taps his fingers* Nope, no response at all... *sighs* Oh, whatever, sleep tight then, kids :P (tries to figure out what to do now.. ;) )”
Calanor wrote
“Hmm, well when I just logged onto this site, all I saw was - red.. Which is perfectly OK hee hee *childish grin* But let's make that a theme - let us go for red? Hmm, the obvious icon is the Red Widow - a very good reason to drench this site in red, right? There are several other reasons for sure (Overlook Hotel and so forth). But never mind that - as a Selectie I vote for Red! ;)”
Calanor wrote
“And hey, it's like 3:05 AM and noone's around :( Weird site...”
Calanor wrote
“Overlook hotel: Oooh, a place I'd love to stay in. Well, to a certain extent (hehe, please do leave your axes at the door)...”
Calanor wrote
“Pat (and Pierre!): It's just 2:30 AM yet Pat (again, hmm): Aye, fellow looniteer, this place is possessed, indeed! *rubs his hands together* And such sweet music they make *maniacal laughter*”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“I'm off to bed. Greetings from the Overlook Hotel...
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“but I've heard "somewhere" that the most delicate flowers are born in winter. So we still have a chance..”
Pat who should really be in bed, from Paname or anywhere wrote
“And after Autumn comes winter. And as you know, Winter Kills. Especially in settings of gold and red. Like in the Overlook Hotel, where The Shining awaits you behind the doors of art deco ballrooms.”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Weird indeed.. the cold is freezing outside and a teasing wind leaps over the trees leaves. Autumn is here for good.”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Not to mention albums who move up and down the poll seemingly of their own will...”
Pat from Paname wrote
“[counts the weird happenings around WTV on what's left of his fingers] A 'Master who gets younger with each avatar... Posters who disappears with no explanation... Apparently normal people who start off sane and end up loonies within 3 posts or less... Lisa... Music in every room you enter... Weird guy appearing every night around 3 am... Speaking Byrds... It adds up. This place is POSSESSED!!!!”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Remember that old old adage taken from the bulletin board.. the house of WTV.. this house calls you..”
Paris, France', CAPTION, 'Pat "Im' not mad, I was born that way" from Paname', BGCOLOR, '#FFFFFF', FGCOLOR, '#FFFFFF', CAPCOLOR, '#FFFFFF', CAPICON, 'users/img/Pat2.jpg', WIDTH, 0, HEIGHT, 0, BORDER, 1);" onMouseOut="return nd();"> Pat "Im' not mad, I was born that way" from Paname wrote
“Of course... Red for Rememberance (damn that word again!) Or is it red for my wicked twisted mind? PS: thanks to you I'm playing a cult movie of mine in the background and geting freaked out.”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Design *not* by Stylo Rouge, of course.”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“On the contrary, the site has been customized to suit your avatar!!”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Goodness, MontBlanc fountain pens, now. Couldn't you give my avatar a lifting while you're at it? (I'll have the manicure while listening to Everyone's Sweetheart in the lougne.)”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Let me guess, he tried to make love move - and it didn't. Guess it's still better than making war. Half a country cheated in votes to get into that one.”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“I know at least one other person who tried to cheat a few days ago (he will recognize himself)”
Pat from Paname wrote
“All right, you cheated. And you didn't have to :-)”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Your friend for life is IMDB : [external link] ”
Pat from Paname wrote
“My God! This site is getting more glamorous by the minute as we stand here getting older! It's the internet version of Burnt Offerings! (anyone who gets *that* reference is a friend for life.)”
Pat from room 666 wrote
“Why do I have sudden vision of Calanor as a mad doctor and Karina with a Bride of Calanorstein hairdo? Right, I know why. I'm just the patient in room 666. (Or maybe I was born that way.)”
Calanor wrote
“Pat: Wouldn't that be more like Kimstassja Wildski or something? :P”
Pat from Paname wrote
“JR when I read Karina looked good tonight between Kim Wilde and Nastassja Kinski, my 1st thought was "WHERE'S THAT PARTY??" Then I got it. Well, it's even greater news. Imagine - our very own Wildstassja, live on WTV :-)”
Calanor wrote
“Huh, did anyone say "Cambodia" followed by "loving it"? *looks around him with an alert expression*”
Calanor wrote
“Oh, and that would be "..figured that Internet Explorer.." of course. No, I won't say anything about certain options.. :P”
JR wrote
“Im back to Union sq my second home :) Pierre RED cover looks very good by the way....Karina looked soo beautiful today, between Kim Wilde & Nastasia Kinski ( Loook she had ). We listen to few Tracks Pierre you mentioned over coffee and had great time and lough ...I don' tknow why but last few days im keep listening to song Combodia--im loving it... Calanor can you hear me ? :)”
Calanor wrote
“Nav bar colour: To be frank, I thought something was wrong when I updated the page *embarrassed cough* But that was mainly because I was moving around some windows right when I was updating the page, so I kind figured out that Internet Explorer had gone nuts again.. Nothing wrong with a red nav bar per se, I'm just not used to it yet :) Not sure that I think red + yellow is the optimal choice, though. However, the fact that you renamed "Feedback" to "Discussion" is definitely a good idea - "Feedback" always kind of sounded like you were about to send some private mail to the webmaster.. ”
Calanor wrote
“Pat: Oh, a Select question! Me first, me first! Oh, hmm, apparently I'm way too late again :P Well, if you're talking about the cover, I'd go for the black one - the white seems a bit too hmm cold/clinical and too many of Kim's features (and hair!) get diffused. As for the inner sleeve, I do second Alex that the big pic with a shadowy Kim is great. However, I've got this tremendous weakness for the VFAB promo shots. Had they been shown in their complete and full glory, my vote would have been - without doubt - placed on them. But I suppose I'll have to go for the big b/w pic in this case *heavy sigh* A shot that would have made a pretty good cover picture, IMO.”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Richard did I mention yet how much I love that pic of Kim Wilde in the bolero (that's what you call a bolero, right? Ok call it a black hat.) Always did. I remember back in the late 80s it was featured on the cover of some of her songbooks and we all went "woaa!" when we first saw it. Love the setting, the light, the pose. It's seductive and demure, sensual and serene; warm and soothing as Kate Bush would say. It would have been the perfect sleeve to release "European Soul" as a single. (here I go dreaming again...)”
“Ididn't know about her, it sounds very nice i don't know why but i had a felling she( Lena) had to be black.”
Karina wrote
“It is so nice when somebody is paying attention for your educaion. Thank U JR”
JR wrote
“Ohh finally I made it, you might where? To Karina place Doorman was askig me too many questions now we have to make an appointment to go visit her. I m doing some Computer lessons and listening to KIM WILDE...”
Jerzy wrote
“Pierre, I quite like this shade of red... exactly the colour of my face when I misspelled a certain word a few days ago. Boy, was my face red! ”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Sorry guys, but the blue was all of a sudden.. making me blue! A bit flashy, isn't it? Now deal with it :-)”
Pat from Paname wrote
“She's coming and she sees RED!! Cool! Now how many posts before someone complains that it hurts their eyes or that its too distracting or that it's against their religion to have red on the right screen of their computer screen? Place your bets. As for the Hed Nurse, don't worry jerzy? I'll just tell her I was feeling sick from too much chocolate mousse last night but then "You came and changed the way I feel! No one could cure me more!"”
jerzy wrote
“Pat, are you sure you pressed the right button? The red one to the left of your bed wakes the Head Nurse and if you don't come up with a better reason than an attempt to review a piece of music - no matter how good it is - we're in serious trouble, mate. She's coming! ”
“Actually Steve I wanted to review it too but couldn't find the right button for a while (days like this...) I didn't know I remembered it (is that a word "remembered" all of a sudden it looks unfamiliar. God I need a rest. or my pills. Or a nurse. Or a nurse to rest on my pillow.) ANYWAY listening to the chorus was a real blast from the past. I was reminded (That's the word I was looking for! Grrr.) Where was I? OK i was reminded of a then-close friend of mine who loved that song and kept singing that one over and over. You'd have loved her, Steve, and not just because she liked your tunes :-) (These are probably the weirdest comments I ever posted on a song. And yes, I'm sober.)”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“JR, I'm currently reviewing Steve's tunes in order to post them soon (full tracks this time). Something that strikes me at a first listen is the diversity of styles. The guy seems comfortable with all kinds of music. Amazing!”
Byrdman wrote
“Sorry I meant thanks JR!”
Byrdman wrote
“Thanks Pat, Its sort of indie,r n b acoustic,funk,kinda. Lena never puts me off during my bits,she's too busy posing. No she's good,did a new track with her yesterday. I'm off to the forest,I may be some time.”
“Very nice, is this like indie music? I like it - Steve i can hear in minute your Proffesionalizm on that guitar. ”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Which Select Kim do I prefer? It took me most of my 16th year to decide but I finally decided on the black one. The white front cover is so blinding you can see it with your eyes closed. Which I guess was pure marketing genius at the time.”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Congratulation, Alex! So you're a rock journalist now, he? Guess you couldn't be a rock chick so you picked the next best thing - rock chic.”
Alisue Xtasy wrote
“Yesterday I got out of my Wilde box the vinyl "Select" by la miss with her deep eyes on the cover so I voted for it today! Here s my own poll: which Select Kim do you prefer? The white or the black 1? 1 of my all time favourite picture is the 1 inside, Wilde in the shadow... Simply 1 of the best! ”
Alisue Xtasy wrote
“I miss you too boys and girls! Hey Pat, you know what? I m reviewing my first concert on the 5th of November, that crazy band from Belgium called Vive La Fête, I guess I ll have a few drinks with the love blonde singer, she s crazy and soooooooooooooo sexy! It s funny because I saw them in concert last year (I told you about that Pierre) and the girl is sort of a Kim Wilde on extasy, a cross between Kim, Debbie and Moloko, grrrrrrrrrrrr, I can t wait to meet her! Dame Fowler? My pink orchid is prouder everyday, yo! A.”
Pat from Paname wrote
“I thought Alisue was dead and only Alexandre remained! You know, the butch version who loves to dip his skin in wall paint instead of body cream... Anyway it's great to have you back in any incarnation, Alex. WE MISS YOU! In fact we even get crazy when you're not around. It's a regular asylum on WTV some nights. Even the Byrdman has been witnessed flying high, high, high. Hi, Steve. Didn't see you there... aham.”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“As far as I can tell, Alisue does not need any advice. Just love. And he's apparently found it. "All you need is love", I've heard that somewhere before..”
jerzy wrote
“Alisue, how great to read your post again! If you need some tips on redecorating, you know who the guru is. This lovely blonde English lady, the Fowler-Flower one. ”
Alisue Xtasy wrote
“Hello Wilde people, hope you re all having a great time! I m currently re-Painting my new house with Almodovar colours in my heart ;-) I love Spain and... I love it when my student boy comes back in the evening with his big smile and lovely eyes on me semi naked with my brush in the hand! So sexy... I recently read an article about gay men who start to feel the need to find men who have other priorities than their Beauty creams and you know what? I know where that man lives, well I actually even who he is, it s me! What else? Life is beautiful, isn t it? Kim, if you read this, let me catch you as I can and send you a big kiss, right there, on your dream sequence s lips... Bye bye everybody! Alexandre”
jerzy wrote
“What? Another poll? You're a cruel, cruel man, Pierre Mathis. No wonder Kimliza wants nothing to do with you ;-)”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Hey Mister Headache! If this poll drives you crazy, try the other one, the "infamous" little poll in the lower right side of this screen. I made this one especially for Steve cos I knew he'd have hard times trying to vote for a particular Kim's album ;)”
jerzy wrote
“Pierre, this poll of yours gives me a headache. How do you choose between "Kim Wilde" and "Love Is" - one of them will probably be eliminated by your cruel self soon. Unlike Marc I don't think "KW" is stylistically coherent, with songs as different as TinTon, 2-6-5-8-0, EWKnow or CLove. But "LI" isn't coherent, either, with LIHoly and MiracleIC standing out among others. There are songs I just adore on both albums - the experimental TinTon and the mature Try Again. And there are tracks I could live without on both(EWKnow, IBelieveIY) The eponymous album has the freshness of a debutante and "Love Is" has the stylishness of a grown-up artist. How do I make a decision? I sure need professional help. ”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Don't forget that I'm said to be omnipotent.. here at least lol.. and Calanor, aren't you sleeping? you should take a rest or who's gonna post the 3:00 AM traditional message "Anyone here?"”
Calanor wrote
“Pierre: Hey! You EDITED your post! That's not fair! *sulks* :P”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Good news for everyone here. I know that you're all dying to listen to some more of Steve Byrd's music. From now on, his section will slowly but surely be provided with audio tracks. Let's start with a short sample of his collaboration with Lena Fiagbe which led to a major hit in the UK back in 1993. Many more goodies to come!”
Byrdman wrote
“Pierre, Yes Lena is doing some great new songs,I've written a few with her. Why not play gotta get it right? I was going to suggest that anyway,as it is one of my favourite tracks I wrote. The 7 inch top twenty here,the dance mix was number 1! It will take me a while to sort the other tracks I'm afraid,I'm so busy at the moment. Steve.”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Ooh I've *naturally* become a regular client of the restaurant, which allows me to combine the pleasures of the good food with those of the eyes, you know ;-)”
Karina wrote
“ hi piere! i forgot to ask you,what happened with that lovely waiters who reminded you me?”
Calanor wrote
“At the time of writing, Love Is and Kim Wilde shares the last place in the poll - a bit surprising, IMO. I love the debut, but I did have the impression that many fans are quite fond of Love Is too. Anyway, that made me wonder what'd happen if the two (or more) last albums would have an equal number of votes when it's time to eliminate one of them. Would some kind of Sudden Death rule be used? :) ”
“Every time I hear this song, I think about 1983 - and it was in 1983 I first time saw Kim. It was in Copenhagen Falkoner Centre, and I never forget it .....”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Oh btw you're working with Lena Fiagbe again? Coooool! I've been listening to "Gotta Get It Right" those days!!”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Steve, a few words from a famous song by Françoise Hardy : "Prenez votre temps, pour vous j'ai tout le mien" (no need to translate, your French is better than my English)”
Karina wrote
“JR YOU LOST WORLD GLAD”
Byrdman wrote
“Hi Karina, Nice to see you. I had a quite heavy day doing a session playing guitar for an old friend of mine. Lena Fiagbe,we had hits in the 90's. I never worked with her again as she was too bossy,but today I bossed her and it was cool. Pierre,I will look at the links again tomorrow re my music. Unfortunately my eyes glaze over after two sentences of instructions,I am used only to following my muse.”
Calanor wrote
“Steve: Well, kind of what I meant, I suppose, though I might not have expressed it well :)”
Karina wrote
“Steve Iam to see what i see, thanks for your good and strong mood. K (lately i have problems with computer) who can help me :):)”
Byrdman wrote
“Cal. It's not that its wierd its just that,,,,,,. As a fellow band member and so on I got into every track that they did. I saw the hamds on behind the scenes work. Believe me they never released a track that didn't have a full on holistic production. Its just that as in the nature of all life.some things are good and some are not so good.”
Calanor wrote
“Steve: I don't know if I expected you to - I can imagine that it'd just feel a bit weird :)”
Byrdman wrote
“Hi guys, I am sorry that I could not contribute to the polls. It was my job then and still is now,I can't take one track from another. Have fun doing so however! Steve.”
Calanor wrote
“Marc From P: I certainly agree with everything you say here. "Kim Wilde" is, quite frankly, one of the strongest debut albums I've ever heard. And the opening track is simply outstanding :) Kimmy was covered by Fame..? I didn't know that, actually :) ”
JR wrote
“Marc i agree i used not Love first album but now i do, its a Great record FAllllling out, i just voted for it.”
Wildestorm wrote
“MMarc I haven't got your email adress but here is mine: teasesanddares@hotmail.com ”
Marcy Marc wrote
“Hi Wildestorm. Write me an email about that song - cause the Universal Records Company can be verry protective when it comes to this kind of talk and i do not wanna get the master in trouble... so write a mail”
“What ? "Kim Wilde" is at the bottom of the Albums Poll ?? Wake up guys !! I mean it's all in the title : Kim Wilde ! And did you notice, in the montage of albums covers, it is the only cover that appears entirely, it's a sign ! And the content stands the test of time, 23 years after its first release : "Water on glass" pure energy and great lyrics ; "Our Town" pure teen angst anthem ; "Everything we know" a wonderful answer to Blondie's "The tide is high" with a killer chorus ; "Young Heroes" not my favorite but hey, The Kids from Fame (the US TV show) covered it... ; "Kids in America", probably one one of the Top 10 classics of the eighties ; "Chequered Love" probably the best song from the album - look out Joan Jett! ; "26580" great reggae track ; "You'll never be so wrong" fantastic soul number with amazing vocals ; "Falling out" Kim's answer to "I will survive" with a rock twist ; "Tuning in tuning on" my personal favorite... "Kim Wilde" is probably one of the most coherent albums from track 1 to 10. It also provided fantastic B sides, "Shane" and "Boys". So, just vote for it ! Just vote ! Just vote for it (repeat ad lib)”
Wildestorm wrote
“You have the whole song in three different versions?!!! - I have the snippet from the ABBA 4 CD "Book" from 1994 and a download where the snippet has been made into a whole song, or I think it is made like that. Is there anyway I can pursuade you to help me get a hold of that rare and beautiful track? Please...you super trouper you.”
Doc Marc wrote
“hey pat didn't you noticed that the nurse was gone? She left us. I still have to make auditions for the job - so let's find a new nurse. We could make a competition out of that”
Marcy Marc wrote
“oh jerzy as wildestorm said JLT (Just like That) is indeed a beautifull track. It is the one song from 1982 that remais unrelesed in complete form - a snippet was releaes some 10 years ago on a compilation. But the ABBA Fan has this song of course in his collection (in all 3 versions).”
Jim wrote
“How can I get a copy of the Grob Gerau concert, it looks outstanding. I of course would pay for all costs incured. Jim”
Wildestorm wrote
“You'll never be so wrong not for a long time if you guys let the first album be the next in line for ELIMINATION!!!!”
JR wrote
“Ohhhh Kim in Pink looks so cute advertizing Vitamins now, --remember that quote-the girl doesn't get up from bed if she doesn't get paid "Linda Evangelista" :) did you notice lately Kim puts on Very little make up almoust no make up in photos...Where is Born to be Wild look? we miss that look.”
Patient Pat is now UP wrote
“We must have made quite a racket last night for Kim to seek refuge in the pharmacy. NURSE!!! I WANT MY VITAMINS NOW!!!! Just send Mrs Fowler for them, will you? And have her deliver them to my room herself. Thanks. PS: sorry about last night's chocolate pudding. Now how about something more... vanilla? [*salivates in aticipation*]”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Kim is doing advertising for current Holland & Barrett campaign : [external link] ”
Wildestorm wrote
“Karina I understand what you're saying and I agree, except for the one choice between your children. I could never do that. About ABBA and 1982 I agree too. I love ABBA but my favourites are from the 80's, the melancholic feeling, the great lyrics and the harmonies. "Just like that" is a great song, but my two favourites are "The winner takes it all" and "The day before you came". Frida songs would be "Our last summer" and "When all is said and done". True ABBA gold. ”
jerzy wrote
“And what is this track "Just Like That" you mentioned? Have never heard of it.”
Marcy Marc wrote
“Oh jerzy the visitors is an adorable album - it is so melancholical - i love it”
jerzy wrote
“Marcy Marc, the lyrics to "Like an Angel Passing Through My Room" reminded me that "The Visitors" was another album I played quite often back in 1982. Beautiful track.”
Doc Marc wrote
“*Under Attack i'm being taken, about to crack defences breaking* Calanor robbed some Pills from me? What a shame now you go in a private cell, no pudding for you for the next four weeks and you aren't allowed to watch TV! I guess i need a new nurse to help me keep up with all the work here - here me Nurse please return. Wildstorm - i love The Day Before You Came - mhm i love every song of ABBA's 1982 sessions - especially Just Like That”
Pat BTW of Paname wrote
“BTW that was one BTW too many. See what I meant about choosing?”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Karina, that is so true. Even though I'd rather have the best of both worlds. (BTW I never saw the movie but loved the Styron novel BTW)”
Karina wrote
“To Wildestorm recently you mentioned Sofia's choice -"Movie and book" You see sometimes having choice even worst then don't have it at all.”
Calanor wrote
“*drowsy* Uh, is it morning? Uh, it's only 4 PM or something... Got to go and meet some semi-important people, but I still feel a bit groggy from the pills I stole from the doc. :/ ”
Wildestorm wrote
“I must have opened my front door at eight o'clock or so. And stopped along the way to buy some chinese food to go. I'm sure I had my dinner watching something on TV. There's not I think a single episode of Dallas that I didn't see. I must have gone to bed, around a quarter after ten, I need a lot of sleep and so I like to be in bed by then. I must have read a while, the latest one by Marilyn French or something in that style. It's funny but I have no sense of living without aim, the day before you came. And turning out the light, I must have yawned and cuddled up for yet another night. And rattling on the roof I must have heard the sound of rain, the day before you came. ”
Doc Marc wrote
“As it is quiet in the asylum today, the doc will take the evening off to watch his favourite TV-Shows: The Gilmore Girls, Six Feet Under, Crossing Jordan and also Sex And The City (though this is not a favourite) - the patients can catch me up in the community TV room.”
Marcy Marc wrote
“It's oh so quiet..... *Long awaited darkness falls casting shadows on the walls in the twilight hour I am alone sitting near the fireplace dying embers warm my face in this peaceful solitude all the outside world subdued everything comes back to me again in the gloom like an angel passing through my room Half awake and half in dreams seeing long forgotten scenes so the present runs into the past now and then become entwined playing games within my mind like the embers as they die love was one prolonged good-bye and it all comes back to me tonight in the gloom like an angel passing through my room I close my eyes and my twilight images go by all too soon like an angel passing through my room*”
Doc Marc wrote
“Well i barely got some sleep cause one of the patients was still awake at 3 am. Next night you'll get some sleeping pills Cali.”
Wildestorm wrote
“Why are you still teasing and daring me all the time??? - Get those RAK records to move up in the poll.”
Calanor wrote
“And as usual, I am talking to a wall... *snorts* The sleeping habits of the kids today - like 3 AM tops and everyone hit the sack. Pah!”
Calanor wrote
“*deeply impressed* Well, we certainly seem to have a number of singers/songwriters in this asylum. I won't even consider embarrassing myself by giving it a try myself *smirks* ...and I've still not had the time to fully catch up... This has been some busy place!”
Doc Marc wrote
“sings again *What do I have to do To get the message through? How can I prove that I really want you, want you - back here in the asylum.? Well even Pat want's to behave and eat his pudding. BTW was it choco or vanilla pudding? ”
Pat fallen down from the Heights wrote
“Nursie, it's me, I'm Patti I've come home I'm so cold turkey Won't you give some pill red, yellow or grey Ooooh let me have it Let me down it with chocolate pudding Oooh let me have it And I'll share it with Doc or Calanor or jerzy Please, Nursiiiiiiiiiiiiiie... ”
Doc Marc wrote
“We cant afford to be innocent, Stand up and face the emptiness, Its a do or die situation Our Nurse is invincible And with the power of conviction Maybe we will get her back Its a do or die situation Our Nurse is invincible”
Pat from Paname wrote
“If you're think you're going away I will prove you wrong I'll take you the Milky Way Nurse just come along It's murder on the psycho floor Shouldn't have killed Love Moves "rounf' and round?"”
Doc Marc wrote
“Upside down Nurse you turn me Inside out and rounf 'n round Upside down Nurse you turn me Inside out and rounf 'n round well what would make you stay?”
Pat from Paname, waving through the bars on his window wrote
“I tell ya, it's hell, yeah when Nurse says good-bye it's a four let... wait *counts on his fingers* OK, a five letter word. Well here in France the most interesting words always have five letters anyway.”
Doc Marc wrote
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE don't leave. Yea Cali i guess or beloved nurse is gone now - we did love her more then she loved us.. I hope noone will kill himself here cause our love nurse is gone.. *wips a tear from his eye*”
Calanor wrote
“*whispers* She's gone now?”
Head Nurse wrote
“Thump! *The sound of the door shut behind her reverberates in the air as the stunned patients watch her go. Panic hits the room.*”
Doc Marc wrote
“No don't leave my belove Head nurse. Who will clean the rooms of the patients from now on? Who will be there in the coffee breaks and share a laughter with me. And who'll bring the pudding to the patients remember the wage increase i promissed”
Head Nurse, remains of chocolate pudding still in her hair wrote
“I'm leaving. It's final. I've decided to become a singer. My first single will be a heavy metal version of 4LetterWord and it's not gonna be about love. Watch out, Marilyn Manson, I'll show you how to be devilish. I've been to hell. ”
The Doc Marc wrote
“Well pat now you lost your chances to get some nice pudding for this and the next week on. The nurse can be verry cruel with this. From now on it's only water and rice and bread for you. And some pills (you can even choose the colour)”
Calanor wrote
“Doctor, doctor, of course you're forgiven... Now, uh *stares out in space* What was it you wanted me to forgive you about..? :)”
Mad Pat from room 666 wrote
“*manic laughter* I love to make nurses mad. Poetic justice, you know. Now that was worth a chocolate pudding or two.”
Doc Marc wrote
“For Cali, Well your not that elderly but as i am the youngest here - i thought it was funny. *begshimtoforgiveme*. Well am i actually the youngest her with 20? Nurse would you be so nice to check up if someone here is younger than me? Please you'll also get a wage increase.”
Calanor wrote
“Mhmm, personally I think it might have been an option to only allow logged on members to vote (which would basically make it considerably more difficult to manipulate the poll). But on the other hand that would not completely fair to the site's more casual guests. ”
Marcy Marc wrote
“Oh well the votes for N&F really increased - though i stated that i knew how to manipulate the poll (i.e. voting more then once a day) I wouldn't have expected that the votes increase so much when i'm away for 3 hours..... But hey N&F is officially my favourite album so i won't complain”
Calanor wrote
“*shakes his crutch at the doctor* I'll show you for calling me "elderly"! *incoherent mumbling* *weak coughing* ”
Doc Marc wrote
“IT's ALIVE, it's alive. Well i'm happy to welcome Calanor back to the living. Well the Doc is back and what do i have to see? The Nurse gets mad again - maybe she want's to get doctor. Well I am responsible for the psychological health of the passengers here. So go now and clean the room D4 in Floor G10. It's the floor for the elderly people among us (Cali, Pierre etc.=) )”
Head Nurse wrote
“Oh, Pat, how nice of you... All the nurses are cute? You are a darling today, aren't you? An extra portion of chocolate pudding for our Patie... You don't like... Oh, you miserable geezer, nobody's ever thrown a chocolate pudding at me. What? Blue pills? You just wait... ”
Calanor wrote
“"Mainstream new-wave"? *looks at mustrum* Hehe, I beg to differ :P”
Calanor wrote
“The rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated.. Anyway, seems like I've been missing out on some fun here! :D Oh well, I'll be a good boy and read through all these piles of posts then.. Btw, jerzy, I agree - the poll's starting to look rather suspicious. N&F suddenly received truckloads of votes (I checked just a few hours ago..)? Again? Seems a little strange. *peers about him* ”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Don't worry Richard, it only happens when one of he following are online: The Loonies Triumvirat (jerzy / Calanor / Pat) the 4th Muskeeter/loony (Byrdman) the Blonde Widow (Lisa) Karina SueXtasy and her sometimes husband Alex in any of his incarnations, Dr MarC Wildestorm and the 'Master whenever he feels the urge to wear fishnets. Wait, that makes it... every day. Never mind, the nurses are efficient and most importantly they're cute. And you never know when Sam might put in an appearance :-)”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Richard, it's just an accident, it does not happen all the time.. I mean.. not often.. well.. not.. every day :)”
Byrdman wrote
“Hi Richard, I have no idea what is going on. The patients have never been so unruly. I blame you!”
Richard wrote
“Hi folks just tuned in trying to keep up with you lot but obviously I'm missing the magic mushrooms.. fill me in RX”
jerzy wrote
“Strange things are happening to the poll. Somebody said he knew how to vote for one album many times a day and his favourite is "Now and Forever"... Conclusion?”
Head Nurse wrote
“This Marcy Marc is having delusions again. He thinks he's a doctor round here and he's got a strange obsession about pills. And he thinks he can give me orders... clean this, clean that. Who does he think he is? I have a cunning plan. I'm going to put him in Pat and Jerzy's cell after all. That will teach him a lesson. ”
Kimlisa's Grand Dad wrote
“My Kimlisa, at last ... I knew seing your pic, that someone was staring at me... Tell me more about this bad Mathis; i have to know what he has done with my petite Lisa Chérie. Love you forever, you and your mum. Grand Dad. . PS1: your uncle Alexandre is busy those days but he will contact you as soon as possible. PS2: It's not good for you to stay on this WTV, surrounded by those loonies, Pat, Jersy, Cal and now MM, Steve ... Believe me! ”
Doc Marc wrote
“Well the Doc leaves the house for some hours now. Hey Head nurse go and look after the patients for a while and keep everything clean. I'll be here for my evening walk round so every patient shopuld be ready and waiting for about 10 pm (mayne i have some pills for you)=)”
Doc Marc wrote
“Thanks Steve. hey and as you are such a nice patient i allow you to go out for a afternoon walk. Go n get some fresh air.”
Byrdman wrote
“Dear Dr Marc, I am here,just awoken from my afternoon nap. The nurse has brought my coffee and I shall be buzzing around very soon. I loved your mixes mate. I shall play all of them. Germany always has had a great history of hard dance music,I love it. Keep up the good work Marcy Mark!!!!!!!!”
Prof. Dr. Marc once again wrote
“Mhm all quiet here - it seems that the pills work with my patients. Now i enjoy the silence a bit and will play "Now and Forever" over the asylums loudspeakers.”
Marcy Marc wrote
“Wow the Byrdman liked my work on him and Kim's work. You should see me now - now my smile looks like half a pizza as our beloved webmaster described so charmingly.”
Marcy Marc wrote
“Well anyway who's the real person behind my hysterical Head Nurse here? I'm wondering about that since yesterday. ”
The Doc again wrote
“so here i am again back for my afternoon ward around. Well i see that i have a new case of shizophrenia here - do i get it right that our Master wears high heels and makeup while miming to "the second time" and he also compares my sunny laughing face to a pizza? Well you have to get a pill of every colour. (oh how i love being a doctor). Well i knew about the makeup thing for a long time now (sad sad story), do you remember the picture that you showed me Pierre? well remember not to overuse makeup always be decent with lipstick.”
JR wrote
“Lisa i went to see a horrowr movie last night The Grudge with Sarah Michelle G., i don't know if you seen it yet but its about blond girl with Extremly handsome boyfriend living in Tokyo, she is practicing nursing where all those scary things happening to her. J ”
Byrdman wrote
“Now Lisa, You know full well what you said. You meant to say they went off together,you in fact wrote they went of together,capicce? I am going to have to get my red pen out I'm afraid,you must concentrate more girl. 10 Hail Mary's!!!!!!!!!!”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Lisa, you've got to come and fix that french maid of yours! Since you lent it to me, he's been vacuuming (vaccuuming? vaccuming? oh, shit) ANYWAY it's mildly distracting to have him around the appartment in his fishnets, stockings, high heels and FrankNFurter make-up. Not only that, since he read that post of yours adressed to Kim, he's been singing non-stop: "IN JUST SEVEN DAYS, I CAN MAKE YOU A SIIIIIIIINGLE!" Not sure if he's reffering to a potential recording collaboration with Kim and Steve or if he's boasting that it only takes a week for him to break up any marriage. I'm tempted to go with the latter, especially since the sight of those shaved legs in black fishnets are starting to get to me. Even the cats are impressed.”
Lisa wrote
“Yes Byrdman, it's definitely instead of. That's correct. Did I write instead off? I certainly don't say that! ”
Byrdman wrote
“........and..........of instead of ...off? I may have to write could do better on your report to the master I'm afraid”
Byrdman wrote
“DOH! OK Lisa”
Lisa wrote
“Steve, embarrassed, I will admit that I purposely mispelt embarrassed as embarressed as an embarrassing attempt of trying to be funny. ”
Lisa wrote
“Sure Pat, you're welcome to borrow my little French maid. His services aren't cheap though - and must admit vacuuming in stiletto's, fishnets and black underwear is a sight for sore eyes! KIM PLEASE HELP US, RELEASE SINGLE SOON!!”
Byrdman wrote
“LISA, Nor embarrassing (embarressing)nor off (of) Thought you were a linguist too. Yours teasingly, Steve. ”
Lisa (bored and starting rumour) wrote
“Oh lord, I can't spell accommodating either - how embarressing! This is a bit of the topic, but I have this suspicious feeling that both Alexandre and Dge have run away together somewhere????? ”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Lisa, I had my doubts about the "vacuum" spelling :-) At least that makes us one thing in common. We could have two if you'd lend me your housemaid for the day - place is a real mess. I'll even put up with The Second Time, provided he doesn't follow it up with Queen.”
Lisa wrote
“errr Pat, we both can't spell vacuum. ”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“I want to break free!”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Coming up soon on WTV: "The Second Time" 'alternative' video, starring our 'Master wearing heels and a vaccum cleaner! At last we know why Her Royal Topteness settled for the Barbarella From Hell look.”
Lisa wrote
“Well, Kimliza, I'm writing to you from my prison cell, and I'm lost for words..I guess I was alone in Paris one night feeling a bit lonely, and your father was feeling a bit needy I I I mean gracious host and showed me the sights of Paris - very accomodating! You were a very special little girl with golden hair and a face like a ...man's I guess. We loved you while you were cute! Things were quite groovy between your father and I. He would often hoover around the house in a pair of heels while listening to The Second Time. The vacuming always got done - was a nice deal! He was always getting into my makeup though - Blue eyeshadow looked vulgar on him! Screamed "get out, get out" (meaning get out of my makeup) and he left (language problems) Hmmm I wonder how he's doing now!”
Psychicat from Paname wrote
“What next? I see a computer crash in your future... (OK not funny. But Steve, have you been SAVING FILES??)”
Byrdman wrote
“Pierre, One step at a time please. I have audio cd's. I have Itunes on the Mac and Windows media player on the online pc. What next?”
“Can't get enough remix. Ace again,nice one MM!”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Steve, if making mp3s drives you crazy, you can use the following free service to send a wav file : [external link] ”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Marcy Marc did that one.. you know, the guy in the list below smiling like half a pizza and who improvised himself a doctor”
“Rage to Love remix. Love it? (sorry who did it?) ”
Pat from Paname aka The Flying Frenchman wrote
“SHUT UP NURSE! The Lying Byrdman was saying something! Hope it wasn't any of those "I can't play guitar with Kim on stage" white lies.”
Karl wrote
“Great! ”
Karl wrote
“Steve Byrd clap clap clap,Steve Byrd clap clap clap..”
Kimliza aka Pat's Private Nurse wrote
“Hello everyone (oh, hi dad, whoever and wherever you might be) Could someboduy please help me ith my patient Pat this morning. He's just too big for me to handle (I don't mean that in an anatomical way, though he's been trying THAT too all morning) Anyway, he's been laughing non stop for half an hour now, and keep requesting (from what I could make out) either to have Dr MarC or Dr Blanshard in his cell (God knows for what purpose) or some Byrdman music to soothe him. Any help would be greatly appreciated. Thanks.”
Byrdman wrote
“Guys, I have permission from my BMG MD to play my tracks. So now I have to do the mp3 thing I guess,oh oh this could take some time(I don't know how to do it!) Pierre is it mp3?How many tracks?”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Steve, you know that this place is your second home, maybe I'm the architect but you place the furniture wherever looks good to you. And everyone's welcome to come 'n have a musical drink.”
jerzy wrote
“Steve, would be really great to hear your new stuff. Choose something representative and treat us to it. BIG thank you. ”
Karl wrote
“LOL..by the 1st one of course!”
Byrdman wrote
“Karl, I am happy to play some of my music if lordweb agrees. Problem is,I recorded over 100 peices last year alone. Where do I start?”
Doc Marc wrote
“Oh and Head Nurse the patient in Room 5d in floor 7f has wetted his bed - please go n clean up (my sweet revenge for declaring me as a lunatic or insane person)”
Karl wrote
“LOL ..Doc Marc u need a doc LOL ok thank you Krasi,your little gift is actually a wonderful GREAT gift,thank you very very much,take care.”
Doc Marc wrote
“Noooooooo not the same cell as Pat and jerzy. I want my private cell with a view over the ocean. Oh and BTW i'm not the lunatic in here - as a good terapist i just played that game with pat and jerzy. I didn't want to cause them a shock by telling that it is actually 2004 and that it will maybe take furhter 50 years for Kim to release a new CD”
Karl wrote
“Steve,could we hear your own music someday here on WTv?,i wish we were lucky enough,i think it'd be very interesting! ”
Byrdman wrote
“Hi Karl”
Head Nurse, picking up the phone again wrote
“Doctor Blanshard? We had some problems because he got very violent, but we put him in a straitjacket alright. He's been talking nonsense all morning. I would strongly recommend shock therapy... No, no, not putting him in the same cell as Pat and Jerzy. I meant the good old EST. ”
Doc Marc wrote
“Oh the Head Nurse gets rebellic?????? Well she is maybe insane. I have to get her some of the yellow pills - that will keep her quiet for a while. Oh and BTW i brought Dr. Blanshard to the asylum a while ago - he was in my way. (has a mean grin on his face)”
Karl wrote
“Good morning Mister Steve! take good care”
Head Nurse, picking up the phone wrote
“Doctor Blanshard? This is nurse Rached speaking. I'm afraid doctor Marc has been behaving very strangely recently. It's the exposure to all this madness that broke him. He seems to be thinking it's the year 2077. Strange, isn't it?Where do we put him? The Loony, Schizofrenic or Alzheimer ward? Oh? You think total isolation is advisable... yes... I'll get to it immediately. Thank you, doctor, bye. *putting down the phone with a cruel smile* ”
The Doc wrote
“Oh and before i forgett it, my medical advice for today: No green or red pills for to day! The green cause hyperactivity and the red one cause incontinence. So all of my patients have to get rid of them. Mhm maybe it's also time to re-animate our Calanor in the good old Frankenstein way. ”
Byrdman wrote
“Good Morning Wilde ones, You guys have more perception of this biz than I do. Many a true word is spoken in jest!”
Good old DoC Marc wrote
“To Pat, The new boss of MCA (anno 2067) is a metamorphosis of all MCA bosses from 1980 to 1999. Remember Frankenstein. Well They managed to destroy so many careers that their joint powers maybe would have been good for Kims contract in 2060. But as we all know it took further 7 years to release the newalbum and further ten to bring it to the shops. Oh the second single was a duet with Belinda Carlisle - but this was just out as promo item and only sent to one radio station in the australian junglel.”
Karl wrote
“Yeh Jerzy & Wildestorm i agree with what u said.. well ..nothing against Kylie though....sorry for her fans but no i couldn't compare any KW 88 songs with S/A/W's stuff,it was definitely not creative enough to my eyes/hello everyone,have a great Wilde week!”
Wildestorm wrote
“How anyone can think that S/A/W and the masterpiece "Close" has anything in common is beyond my imagination. "Close" is like Kim's other albums unique and that is hard to say for any of S/A/W's records. Not saying I don't like some of them, I do but there is nothing unique about the music they wrote, it was all about great hook lines and pretty faces "singing" them and making a lot of money. Nothing wrong with that but it's not fair to compare them to "Close". I have never heard a song that reminded me of 4letterW or NeverTAS - these are very unique and the rest of the album is too IMO. It's the perfect pop album with great melody and great lyrics all the way through. ”
jerzy wrote
“Pierre: great succinct review of "Love Moves" - I do agree with most of your comments. For me this album was too predictable, too pop, I didn't like the artwork, the colours, the way Kim looked at the time. Not a weak album, but IMO the weakest of all Kim has recorded so far. The big mistake was not to release "Can't Get Enough" everywhere as the first single - it would have been a great strong follow up to the Close singles and would have boosted sales of the album. Karl: I also don't see the connection between "Close" and SAW Kylie productions: perhaps "You Came" could be classified in this way but tracks like HMHeartache, FLWord, ESoul, LGuy - definitely not! Good mourning to "Love Moves" and good morning to everybody! ”
Wildestorm wrote
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! - Love moves no longer....I don't like Monday's!”
Karina wrote
“You are my REALITY. I Love you Steve. When? I will email you today”
Pat from Paname, head covered in ashes wrote
“Thanks. Now I feel all guilty for not having voted for Love Moves even once.”
Someday (Kim Wilde / Ricky Wilde) wrote
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Karl wrote
“No Love Moves was not similar to Close,very pop-dance oriented whereas Love Moves was more pop-soul.I think that album could have sounded much better with few different arrangements(i didn't like the piano sound on some of the tracks for instance),Can't get enough is obviously the strongest track,It's Here was interesting,i liked the idea of mixing classical guitar with a modern sound,today it all seems usual but let's not forget it was 1990 so it was a good idea,Love(send him back to me)had a lot of energy,Someday reminds me an OMD track & is a very good song,WHo's to blame had a perfect sound & a good message.Kim's voice was really good too,powerful,with the sensitivity we know...so here are the tracks i like the most but clearly i was not AMAZED & ATTRACTEd by Love Moves the way i was by Another STep or Close for instance..however i wouldn't say it was a bad album..ALso someone wrote on forum that Close was a bit Stock-Aitken-WAterman à la Kylie Minogue & it made me smile,please check Kylie's 88 album & you'll see there's nothing but electronic drums,very repetitive sound,no real feelings at all & the lyrics were very boring too...kind of i'm-glad-life's good-let's-have-fun-it's sunny-outside etc.. tracks & it can be cool to hear those tracks on the radio but i don't think anyone will remember i should be so lucky lucky lucky as a great great song whereas 4Letter Word or European SOul are just pure wonders..”
Pat from Napalm who Can't Get Enough of it either wrote
“OK so I made a typo. At least I still have my old-age penison intact.”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Just so we're clear, DoC: Are we talking about the MCA chief who got commited when they found out he had nixed the release of Can't Get Neough as the lead single in the UK? Or are we talking about the one who didn't bother releasing "Hold On" or "Life & Soul"? Unless he's the one who got carted away after turning down "Everyone's Sweetheart"? I have trouble keeping them straight as they're all stuck in the same violent ward right under mine, you see.”
Patient from Paname wrote
“LOL Dr MArC! [abruptly stops LOLing when he realizes all of it could be true... especially the PC and MCA part.]”
Prf. Dr. Dr. Dr. med Marc wrote
“Well i forgot to add that by the time Cali heard the single his PC broke down for the 100000000000000000000000000000000th time and so he crashed his copy of Windows HyperRedBull (millenium OP version) and re-installed the good old windows 3.1 - after that he passed away”
JR wrote
“I like your review of Love Moves Pierre i think the album was way to outdated, wile VOGUE - Express Yourself and Justify My Love were rocking the charts Kim is releasing TIME- Its Here? people din't want to hear that from Kim because Kim was hip girl the it pop star she was every girls fancy poster and every boys dream date,,, Love Moves took that all to the backyard lol and didn't justifyed her image musically speaking was Love Moves was Weak and oudated shadow of CLOSE (except Can't get eoug of your Love) that should ve been first single with HOT video.”
Hey Pat it's Dr. MarC with a C wrote
“not that i'm mad about it but it's marc with a C like Liza with a Z. Well Your copy hasn't arrived cause she is with MCA again (they re-opened in 2057). Bad distribution and no promotion you know.I managed to get my copy cause i am also the terapist of the MCA chief. Well Calanor died when he first heard the lead single "For Now and Forever i'm Breakin' away to Heaven - This I swear".”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Not that it helped Love Moves much [snickers] So, Dr Mark, Kim finally realeased an album in 2066 and it was R'n'B? That would explain why Calanor is not with us anymore in 2077. RIP. [suddenly realizes] And how come my copy of it still hasn't arrived?? Nurse Ratched!!!!!”
Marcy Marc wrote
“Why oh why Pierre? why did ya erase Love Moves..... :( It's such a splendid calm record. I like your analysis of the tracks (and still wonder why MCA released 2 versions of Someday)... Oh and just a thing i noticed - it was my little secret till now - but all has to come to the light of the truth. Well there is a way to vote for the albums more then once a day.... You all may wonder how.....”
Pat from the kitchen wrote
“[*after observing a minute of silence on behalf of Love Moves for which he never voted once, but is listening to right now*] "she struck up such a good relationship with her builders that they are coming back this year to do her kitchen." Could they do mine while they're at it? A guy can't survive all his life on quenelles from a can. (Yes, they were canned. Did you guys think Alisue and I did them from scratch? Then again that would explain the fascination.) Karina dear, could you come down long enough to use punctuation next time? As it is, it's hard to tell if you're against, for, or ingesting Ecstasy. A comma will do wonder in a sentence, so we may not worry about you falling into...a coma.”
Dr. Marc Psychiatrist @the KWTV asylum wrote
“Hi all my loonies. It seems that some of you need more pills to compensate your states of schizophrenia. Well I'll tell the nurse to increase your dose's immediately i'll also tell the nurese to take away thise blues pills which causes hallucinations. Hey guys it's allready 2077 and Kim's albumwas already released 2066 but it was R'n'B inspired. So now go and watch some re-runs of Flipper and Lassie on the tellie.”
Karina wrote
“NO ECSTASY”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Homelife: Plan ahead to avoid stress [external link] ”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“High on emotion, on ecstasy, on Steve?”
Karina wrote
“i am HIGH”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Alright, Love Moves is no longer part of the poll. I feel a bit sad about that, but you don't change the rules of the games. "It's Here" was a pretty nice pop song, which, musically speaking, may sound a bit outdated today, however the message was and is still clear : what you're looking for is often round the corner and you can't even see it! "Love (send him back to me)" was a attempt to evolve to an interesting musical direction, very Chaka-Kahn sounding. Most of the unreleased tracks were of the same trend, and I regret they were not included here. "Storm in our hearts" was a mature ballad, very moving. That 'cold' sound I often listened to it in my car on rainy days and it seemed to me that the natural elements got mixed into the song. A very strong feeling. "World in perfect harmony", in my opinion, was inspired by P.McCartney/S.Wonder "Ebony and Ivory" and it happened to be a consistent follow-up. "Someday" still gives me the goose skin. A simple, pure melody and probably the strongest lyrics that I've ever heard. I can't talk too much about this one cos' it refers too much to very personal feelings. "Time" : I'm not too keen on that one, but the videoclip shot in Italy reminds me of that fabulous country, its architecture, way of life that I've always been admiring. "Who's to blame" : along with "Stone", this was another engaged song and if you read the lyrics carefully, you cannot doubt that Kim's current activities about gardening and the environment are not a paradox in her career, at all. "Can't get enough" should have been released in many other countries. It actually did pretty well here in France, pure energetic pop song with that huge guitar solo! "In Hollywood" : apart from the fact that it was another interesting drum'n bass-oriented track, the chorus said it all : don't fall in love in Hollywood! "I can't say goodbye" was a powerful ballad, with beautiful strings in the end; however, the verses probably needed a little more production to make them a bit more catchy. Anyway who am I to criticize? Love moved.”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Carmina Burana... a favorite of epic horror movie trailers. That's me all right: be scared... be very scared... be embarrassed.”
Byrdman wrote
“Just finding out,you're joking. I have all my sounds nearby and always put on a wierd version of Carmina Burrana(excuse spelling) when I read your bits.”
Spooky Pat from Paname wrote
“Like you're just finding out, Steve? Lol. But since the "Sexy" monickor is already taken, I'll settle for spooky. (Make'em shiver if you can't make'em... sweat, scream, whatever.)”
Byrdman wrote
“SPOOKY PAT,..... SPOOOKEY!”
Pat from Wherever It's Dark wrote
“Steve, buddy, that was no dream. How can I break the news gently? Hmm. Remember that nice Britt Ekland, the one who liked to dance naked against walls? She's there with us... We're all here, my dear... And this is your new home... [external link] BTW, Nurse tells me that all loonies on the floor (that means jerzy and especially Calanor) should click on that link too. Doctor's orders.”
Head Nurse wrote
“Pat and Jerzy! Give me those pills! You're impossible. Off to bed you're going. No dinner tonight and no dessert. And no Eastenders for the whole week! *this followed by whimpering sounds of the two loonies*”
Byrdman wrote
“PAT, no dolphins but ace fun from you guys!!!!!!!!”
Byrdman wrote
“Jerzy, Cracked up at that one mate!!!!! a lol is not enough.”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Steve, did that dream involved Pierre AND a dolphin? In that case, do tell!”
Pat, after getting a rap on the knuckles from the Head Nurse wrote
“Not that there's anything wrong with being a schizophrenic. I used to be one until I found Jesus. Now I'm Mary Magdalene, or Mel Gibson depending on the moon.”
jerzy wrote
“It's Kim's 100th birthday in 3 years time. She's reported to have been recording some new tracks. Rock-chick album it's going to be! Cool! ”
Byrdman wrote
“Hi guys an gals, I have just awoken from the strangest of dreams. I have been gigging hard and many late nights in a row mean a long sleep on Sunday afternoon..... well I had this dream that Pierre had,,,,..... Oh you won't believe me,so any postings today worth a read?”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Oh look, Karina has wandered away from the schizophrenic ward again. Now she's olle. Wonder if she means love is olle? Hell, wonder what she means, period.”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Do I remember, jerzy. Took us 50 years of pestering until she agreed to sing Child Come Away at the H&N tour and we miss it! I told you not to push that hard!”
olle wrote
“you are making me happy and unhappy together at the same time”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Alive and kicking!”
jerzy wrote
“Pierre, aren't you supposed to have been dead for some time now? This is weird...”
Pat from Paname wrote
“What blue pills? Oh. Too late. [grins, revealing blueish teeth, and adjusts the waistband of his pyjama.] Nurse? Nuuuuuurse?”
jerzy wrote
“You seem to have forgotten we're not allowed to leave this place. Remember what happened last time when we set off to see the Here and Now 2057 concert? Your wheelchair broke down round the first corner and that was it. ”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Strange things happening here today, doctor's orders say you guys should stop these blue pills immediately!”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Well at least she didn't ask for a front seat ticket at the execution. (Think you could get me one, jerzy? I can trade my week supply of blue pills.)”
jerzy wrote
“Kimliza, you're a spoiled brat, that's what you are! You've just learned your miserable mummy is imprisoned awaiting death sentence and you're off to a tea party? Your dad is turning in his grave! ”
Kimliza wrote
“Well, mister Byrdman, once we get the required approval of the Federal Adoption Services, which proceed to a severe inquiry about your life (i.e. no sex/no drugs/no fight in the bars), we can eventually meet. I'm off for a tea/golf party. Bye everyone, you look like a nice, cheerful team!”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Now Kimlisa, a nice young lady NEVER says "all right, which one of you b****** is my father?" At least not in public. And don't think for a second Steve didn't hear you from his room. As for wondering aloud whether he or Pierre inseminated Mia Farrow in 68 while they were at it, I just think that's in very bad taste. Anyway Pierre was much too young for that. In fact he was born in - [stops cold] Oh, damn.”
Pat from Paname wrote
“And now Lisa, you're a loony look-alike. That's poetic justice for you.”
Byrdman wrote
“My god!Kimliza!My baby. I was just looking through the lost family section of search for a child and was linked to this page. At last I've found you,I have so much to tell you. First you HAVE to promise me that you will never look at this URL k,,,,,,,,........,,,.urgh!keels over in shock)”
Lisa in her prison cell wrote
“Dear Kimlisa, you must think I'm a bad mother. It's not true, it just happened that way. Your father wanted me to be a Kim Wilde look-alike and I couldn't take it anymore. I had to find my freedom. The rest is history. I hope I'll have time to tell you everything before my execution. Love, your Mummy”
disgruntled Pat from Paname wrote
“Humph. Just like her mom. Always going for the gold...”
Kimliza wrote
“I'm so sorry guys, but I'm currently having an affair with a cool bloke called Harry Tristan. he's a professional golf player and we're living the perfect love in an old barn of the Hertfordshire country.”
Pat from Paname, licking his chops wrote
“Oh my, you do have your father's looks AND your mommy's hair. Are you single, dear? And did I mention the shruberries downstairs were in bloom?”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Talking of inheritance, dear Kimlisa, would you happen to know the whereabouts of your father's huge collection of music and videos from the 80s/90s (that's 20th century for you, my darling) ? I seem to remember he had promised to leave it all to me. No really, he did. After your mother left, of course. Why do you think I introduced her to that guitarist?”
Kimliza wrote
“Well, I dunno if this can help, but the new webmaster of this site, a guy called Marcel Jr., authorized me to publish this larger photograph of myself.
Jerzy on behalf of his room-mate wrote
“I'm sorry but Pat will be incommunicado for some time - he's in the toilet, wrong pills again. Nurse, ehm, would you like a stroll with someone much younger and much more continent?”
Pat from Paname wrote
“You know, m'dear, you sound just like your father. Hope you have inherited his temper too, not your poor mother's.”
jerzy after the longest fit of laughter he's ever had wrote
“Dear Kimlisa, poor thing, I'm afraid I've got bad news for you. Your mummy after a lifetime of booze and romance is now incarcerated. She's guilty of murdering her former boss from her Tokyo days. Greetings from your uncles, Pat and Jerzy - we're now in a geriatric institution for the demented. ”
Pat from Paname wrote
“HEY JERZY COME QUICK!!! HERE'S THAT NEW NURSE I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU ABOUT!!! [clears his voice, swallows what hopefully are the right pills] Hello my dear, fancy a stroll 'round the shruberries?”
Kimliza wrote
“Hi everyone, my name is Kimliza Mathis. I was abandoned by my parents back in 2007 right after mummy supposedly left my father for another, much older but far more talented guy who released a best-selling autobiography of his rock'n roll career that year. Daddy died with sorrow a couple of months later but I was told that mother is having the time of her life near London those days. She's said to have become the director of a leading cosmetic firm. Can anybody help me find her track? Your help is appreciated. Thanks.”
jerzy wrote
“Steve: Welcome to our booby-hatch again. How mad was your weekend? Well nothing could be madder than this site. As for Pat, he's passed out again... too many pills, the wrong ones, as usual”
Pat from Paname, suddenly brightening up wrote
“Oh Jerzy, you mean that blond guy with the guitar? The one we privately called "Blonde On Blonde" because of those antics he did on stage with the professional gardener (y'know, the one who designed that garden downstairs we got banned from after taking the nurse before Ratched in the shruberries?) I think HE was the one charged with bigamy after they found out he was also married to that russian girl in the States (name started with a K, but I think this one was only a part-time blonde as well as being a part-time wife...)”
Byrdman wrote
“Mad!Bonkers!Certifiable! Doctor it was them the crazed triumvirate from that site,thats who did this to me. (In the next ward Steve dribbles into his cocao his eyes with a faraway look) slowly shaking his head from side to side.”
Jerzy, remebering suddenly wrote
“Oh, that Lisa. You should have said you meant Lisa Mathis. She got married to Pierre and Dge in the same year, got arrested for bigamy and was later involved with that blond guitarist whose memoirs were a bestseller in 2007, almost 50 years ago now...”
Pat from Paname getting testy over jerzy wrote
“Nah y'old fool! I said blonde! At least she was until some webmaster or other confided he was into punk in his youth and she got a purple mohawck. For some reason it became all the rage in Japan that year.”
Jerzy searching his memory desperately wrote
“Oh dear, Lisa Stansfield was a brunette for sure. Pat, could you pass me the walking frame? I'm gonna dance "All Around the World" ”
Pat from Paname, one egg short of a cuckoo's nest wrote
“Well, I've always been partial to blondes with a hand of steel. Reminds me of some girl we used to know, I think her name was Lisa if my Alzheimer fails me.”
Jerzy, the same room wrote
“You find nurse Mildred Ratched hot? She's not from the Alzheimer ward, you are!”
Pat from Paname, in room 666 wrote
“jerzy, which color are the Viagra again? I keep mixing them up with the laxative. Embarrasing to say the least. (And if you think that's gross, I remember a time when Sigue Sigue Sputnik were in the charts.) PS: Did you check that new nurse in the Alzheimer ward? Hot, hot, hot - or tepid as we say these days.”
Jerzy the senile one who cannot spell wrote
“Pat, stop it! My nostalgia is getting worse. It was a time when a newcomer Madonna was competing with Cyndi Lauper for supremacy in American music. Time to take our afternoon nap, Pat, and don't forget the pills, the yellow and pink ones at 5 o'clock.”
Pat from Paname, old-age pensioner wrote
“I was the one to let you know I was just sorry ever after '82 '83... Kim did her best single ever (you all know which one I'm talking about) and for a while it looked like Siouxsie had a blonde nemesis. And let's not forget her très superior follow-up to Select, along with Yazoo's "You And Me Both" which I find even more stunning than "Upstairs At Eric's" (ok, maybe it came sooner but it did have Ode To Boy in it) ditto with Eurythmics' "Touch" and "1984". Depeche Mode realized that Eveything Counted in Larger Amounts. Even Genesis did something good (Mama / Home By The Sea) before going artistically bankrupt. [sighs in old fart fashion] I can even remember a time when Diana Ross had hits. No, really.”
Lisa wrote
“So glad Mr.M didn't vote for the Sinead O'Connor look, otherwise I'd be bald by now!”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Does this mean that the rest of us who aren't Kim shouldn't read the post below? jerzy, you know that typo is gonna follow you until your old age :-)”
“This is for kim only. I'm 45 now, but when I saw this clip the 1st time I felll in love untill today.”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“I guess I voted for 'dark roots' but I think Kim is the only one person who managed to make them look sexy, playing with her eyebrow make up during the Another Step period.”
Lisa wrote
“Winter's past, Spring and Fall...he never wrote me, he never caaaaaalled....Dge Jones, you've been gone too long!”
Lisa wrote
“BTW - Just voted for "Do you think blones have more fun" poll. Pierre honey, what did you vote for? ”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“"He packed his bags As I recall And he walked slowly Down the hall He said he had to get away To ease his mind And all he needed Was just a little time" ”
Lisa wrote
“Mr.Dge, you've been GONE too long!! Pfffffffff”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Lisa: yep, "Where did our love go" is a good tune, I used to sing it (in my bathroom as usual - the echoes there are good for your ego). But the Supremes song that I would really love to see covered *decently* is "Nathan Jones". I mean, not Bananarama's version.. To everyone : tonight I will eliminate the first LP of the albums poll. ”
jerzy wrote
“Hey! Look at the poll. Catch as Catch Can rules! (if only for a second) ”
jerzy wrote
“*having recovered from the horror and shock of what he misspelled a while ago* And let us not forget about "Sweet Dreams" by Eurythmics that followed soon after (January 1983). It sounded so fresh back then. ”
Lisa wrote
“Pierre, it would be nice if you did a cover of Soft Cell where did our love go. On second thoughts don't, it would be too seductive!”
Calanor wrote
“Pierre: Listening to Genesis only makes you seem sane IMHO, but considering what I'm called around here, that's probably not a good thing *snickers* Seriously though, Abacab was released 1981, if I am not mistaken. ;) Another good year, btw...”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Another one I used to listen to quite a lot at that time (it will probably make me look like an alien on this forum) was Genesis' Abacab.”
Calanor wrote
“jerzy: Best typo in months! :D 1982: Superb year! Well, quite obviously, IMO, as apart from Kim's fantastic album Select, we've got masterpieces such as Kate Bush's "The Dreaming" and Mike Oldfield's "Five Miles Out". Great year, perhaps only rivaled by the year that followed it. ”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“I remember taping "Don't go" when I was 13, listening to it in loop, thinking "this guy has an interesting voice". Stupid me, and sorry Miss Moyet.. One of my fave at that time was the extended version of "Tainted Love" by Soft Cell which ended up with a rather psychedelic cover of the Supremes' "Where did our love go". Where did our music go?”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Oh yeah, what a great year.. and what an embarrassing typo :-)”
jerzy wrote
“What an embarrassing typo - pension, of course! *blushing*”
jerzy wrote
“1982, what a fantastic year for music - "Upstairs at Eric's" by Yazoo, "Quartet" by Ultravox, "Non Stop Erotic Cabaret" by Soft Cell, "The Party's Over" by Talk Talk and "Select" being at the cutting edge of what was happening in music. I'm getting nostalgic again but somehow Britney Spears and Pink do not appeal to me as much. Well, have to think about my old age penison...”
Pat from Paname wrote
“I meant august '82 of course - I remember doing Cambodia too. Used to make up the lyrics I didn't know (still didn't give it a happy ending though.)”
“I remember seeing this documentary years after the fact. What was I doing in august '81? Actually I was at sailing school, bellowing "Kids In America" and "Chequered Love" at the top of my lungs on the boat deck to entertain my fellow boatmen when the wind failed us and we were stranded at large. Broke my voice doing it and they called me Kim Wilde for the rest of the holidays :-)”
Pat from Paname wrote
“... and the 3 loonies congratulated themselves and, rubbing their hands as they giggled in their usual demented ways, went off into the night with cracked nuts on their dark minds... (cue Danny Elfman music)”
Calanor wrote
“Brilliance incarnate!”
jerzy wrote
“How ingenious!”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Cracked nuts, that's it! Let's ask her in her next column how to grow nuts that are already cracked, so the children don't have to ruin their knuckles doing it! Trying to find an answer to that one should finally make her sick of anything that grows. On second thoughts, she'll probably answer: "you want cracked nuts? Check WTV!"”
Calanor wrote
“Kind of a hard nut to crack, though..”
jerzy wrote
“No garden and no gardenER, to be exact. OK, let's put on our thinking caps and figure out what would make Kim abandon her garden for good...”
Calanor wrote
“It might be worth a try :P”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Think it might work, jerzy? (When the 3 loonies get together plotting, no garden is safe.)”
jerzy wrote
“My thoughts went in a similar direction, although I thought that showing this lawnmower from hell was Calanor's secret ploy to put Kim off gardening completely.”
Calanor wrote
“Pat: I guess you've got a point there, Pat *lol*”
Pat from Paname wrote
“On the contrary Calanor, it has everything to do with Kim these days. They should ask her to be the spokesperson for it. "Mows the lawn and entertains your kids - encourages them to get in the great outdoors - no garden should be without one" Hell, it's probably cheaper than a week of detox in Thailand too.”
Calanor wrote
“Not that the following has got anything at all to do with Kim, but I found it pretty amusing. :D This isn't exactly something you'd normally expect to see in the air (give the video clip a few seconds to load): [external link] ”
Calanor wrote
“Lisa: Super - it'll probably take me a little while to get hold of a scanner, but I'll send them over as soon as I've scanned the clippings :)”
Lisa wrote
“Sure Calanor, I'll translate your Kim Wilde articles for you! E-mail them to me!”
“Love the song (though I prefer the album version which stands out better) but I can't decide whether I like this. As Rashid pointed out the conservative dress makes for an interesting contrast but I was uneasily thinking of Linda Fiorentino in "The Last Seduction" or even Kirstie Alley in "Drop Dead Gorgeous" the whole time. Those of you who've seen the movies will know what I mean.”
Lisa wrote
“Dear Steve, (Kim's precious guitarist) Would Britt Ekland happen to be one of Rod Stewarts ex girlfriends? She did go out with someone very young from the stray cats didn't she? Also, vaguely remember (went to kindergaten/preschool during that time) every time Rod came to Brisbane, he'd bring a new blonde lady each time, and each time we'd go to Lone Pine Koala Sanctuary! Well, I'm doing a charity event for the breast cancer foundation today, and after it's over, I'm going to to a party hosted by Estee Lauder - they're lighting up Tokyo Tower HOT PINK, isn't that cool! My work collegue is free loading along, not because he's supporting the charity, but because he's single and there's going to be heaps and heaps of women there and heaps of free booze! ”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Don't make fun of me, 'Master, I can't help it if I'm a slow learner. On certain subjects.”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“.. finally enjoying the pleasures of a DSL connection, Pat?”
“I was watching again the Love Blonde performance in Groß Gerau, just to check how "bad" was Steve playing (his words) and I discovered the most wonderful thing - aside from the fact that Sexy Steve aka Nums should be really called The Lying Byrdman. By right-clicking on the videos you can actually see them in full screen! Oh. You all knew about this from day one. OK. So why am I telling this in the View From A Bridge comments? Because... I'm speechless. I feel like I'm back being the tongue-tied 15 years old who had to catch his breath everytime he saw that incredible woman with the bewitching mix of down-to-earth and mystery. OK that was in 1981 and this perf is [checking] well, 11 years later. She had come a long way but managed to find it back. What a woman. No matter what Steve will tell you, it's a testimony to his professionalism that he can even remember his chords with someone like that strutting next to him.”
Calanor wrote
“Steve: Britt? Yep, I certainly know of her - she's a Swede, after all, and also one of the Bond girls :) Hmm, come to think of it, a number of Swedish chicks ended up being Bond girls. ”
Richard wrote
“Hi Folks has been another crazy week in the world of films... Have had to make the trailer for the movie I'm working on ready for the American Film Market in LA which starts on Nov3. I'm going to go to show my NY Ballet movie there so will be in LA for 12 days. Just submitting it for the Berlin Film Festival and waiting to see if we have been accepted for the Sundance Fesival.We were meant to be doing a gig in LA with the Indies for charity but the cheapskate owner of the club wanted a $3000 guarantee for the use of the club on a night when it's normally closed so much for his big heart...... Hopefully we will do agig again soon, seeing Steve play the other night made me very twitchy ...need to play....I'm glad you like the photos I'll keep putting them up.. there is a story behind every one. Best Richard ”
Byrdman wrote
“Hey Pierre, I forgot,Richard did a photo of me for a charity record,I will send it. Cheers mate, Byrdman.”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“As for Richard's pictures, I was seriously impressed by his work. Apart from Kim's photo which happens to be a favourite of mine, I particularly enjoy the final series of portraits. ”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Well I didn't know her but having a look at this, I consider it's a big mistake! [external link] ”
Byrdman wrote
“Yeh Pierre, You're right. The track has to be placed in its historical context. The Stay Cats were huge,our keyboard player the Jeff Hammer got the gig because he played for the Stray Cats. We did a festival with them in Brest and stood on the stage with them and drank Jack Daniels after. Brian is a hero of mine,that guy can rock. After at the hotel I got pulled by Britt Ekland,anyone remember her? ”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“About the hair similarity in Rage To Love : it struck me at first sight when I watched the video back in 85 and I thought "great, it's the first time that I have the feeling to watch the band's videoclip -not only Kim's videoclip, with some kind of unified looks just like the Stray Cats at this time"”
Byrdman wrote
“Hi Alisue, Babes ,keep in touch with the site you are our star poster! Love, Steve.”
Byrdman wrote
“LISA, Re the hair,I know isn't it embarrassing? I genuinely didn't know I was copying Kim,honest. She has an effect on you like that you just HAVE to do her bidding,quite spooky but very nice.”
Byrdman wrote
“Just have to say if you haven't looked,check out Richard Blanshards photos,they are fantastic! Put on some sounds and click through and enjoy! Yet another scoop for Pierre,you lead a charmed life my man. Big love Steve.”
Byrdman wrote
“Hi Pierre,Cal,Lisa Pat,Karina etc,etc. Well I'm watching and listening as my treat before going to my gig. This site is an altar for me,its such fun seeing myself all those years ago on shows I had forgotten. As soon as I see it I remember everything,but we did so many. Yeh PAT that was a good night,we had lots like that. Imagine the excitement as you wait fir your solo and the blonde goddess struts across and vibes with you!!!!!! Only problem was I'd come over all funny and forget how to play,so my playing was crap,still the fun element was there and that is what live is all about. That was Kim at some of her best,what a lovely lady,what a lucky guy I was!!!!!!!!!!!”
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH... DSL at last. Such a wonderful virtual world. Actually about 80% of that aaaaaah ws meant for Kim strutting on stage like she's having the time of her life (love her semi-scat thing ending with the growling Ooooone-two-three!) And she and Sexy Steve are so cute jumping up and down like two kids in a schoolyard...”
Lisa wrote
“Cal, I just sent you an e-mail message. So bored bored bored!! Can't go out cause I have a big day tomorrow. blah!”
Wildestorm wrote
“And no it didn't take long to right all the wrong and hurt inside. Now I can't believe what's happening, right before my eyes. Love moves like NOWHERE!!!!”
Calanor wrote
“*tap, tap, is this thing on?* Not liveley around here, is it? *peers at you all*”
Calanor wrote
“OK, OK, Select might be my favourite, but seeing Catch at #2 makes me all giddy... :P CaCC at #2? There's hope after all! What? It shares that position with three other albums? No matter! *looks the other way*”
Lisa wrote
“Congratualations Pierre, and thankyou for all your hard work. It's such a fun site to visit!”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Pierre, congratulations on being the highest Kim Wilde site placing in the People's Choice Awards, or the DMA Awards or the whatever-you-wanna-call-it Awards. Of course you deserve it. You deserve all kinds of awards, especially of the whatever-you-wanna-call-it category.”
Karina wrote
“Alisue -Little Prince I think its not will be wrong instead of Kim Tell you "Thank You". From Me too.”
Calanor wrote
“Pierre: Well, I might have mixed feelings regarding career moves in this case, but Kimmy does look nice out in the green, no doubt about that :) Thanks for the link, Pierre!”
JR wrote
“Pierre Congadulations with # 151 :) Yehh i guess this site is POPULAR * well because its damn Good and unique”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Love moves, but career-changing moves also. Read the brand new following article: [external link]
Calanor wrote
“Steve: By the way.. Pardon my ignorance, but that is you on the accoustic guitar at the end of "Can You Hear It?" ? Yup, listening to CaCC again - and nooo, it's got absolutely nothing to do with this silly poll. Nah. :)”
Calanor wrote
“Alexandre: Hehe, hi again - nice to see you around once more and that was a most cheerful hello, indeed :) Hope you'll be able to settle down in your new house soon (House? What kind of house?).”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Wish you all the best with your new projects, Alexandre. Keep us posted from time to time, at least to inform us of your orchid development!”
Alisue Xtasy wrote
“A big *HELLO* to you all! Busy busy times, does money change everything dear Cindy? I know it now, as since I was a little boy I had to get used to changes, so... But anyway, there s something I would like some of you to know: I think a lot about you (you re included Kim)! I just moved to a new house and started a new life and it was necessary for me to put your music in a box Kim, but a holy one! You re my secret and without knowing it, you are 1 of the few persons that led me evolving, exploring, discoving at my own rythm, my way. And... maybe that rythm is the same you were wanting on "Street Joe" ;-) You know what? I just started talking to my pink orchid, telling her everyday she s the most beautiful in the world and blah blah blah (she s very capricious I have to say...) and you know what? It shows! The more I compliment her, the stronger she is, staring at the sun. The same I would say to you Kim, you re the most beautiful brit pop singer. Now & Forever. I mean it. I love you. I wish you all the best and dedicate to you all "It s my Life" by Talk Talk or No Doubt, you choose. Stay wilde, yo! Alexandre.”
Calanor wrote
“Pierre: *chuckles* Good point, Pierre :P”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Not only Steve is way too modest, but he has no idea how much he contributed to doubling my visitors on the site within a couple of weeks!”
Wildestorm wrote
“And now I'm of to watch a double episode of "Sex & the city" - sleep tight all you Wilde people and remember...no I won't say it again. Love moves...!”
Calanor wrote
“Steve: You're way too modest :)”
Byrdman wrote
“Pierre, Congratulations on even being in the DMA list. If you think of how many websites there are in the world to be in the listings is GREAT!!! I wouldn't even show on a guitarist's poll so feel proud and have a Cognac on me (easy to say when I'm not picking up the tab!) Also to Marcel,well and all of you. My biggest kiss goes to the lovely Karina. mmmmmmmhh!! Love to y'all, Steve. me and my guitarist friend are out for a drink tonight,so will catch as catch can later. ”
Wildestorm wrote
“I'm a real pop freak, but do like the occasional rock hitsingle now and again. But the drum machines on "Love is" just gets a bit too much IMO and it really bothers me with a song so beautiful as "Million miles away" for instance. I think it would have been a great midtempo ballad or just played with regular drums. Enough, I know a lot of you here really like that album and it's not that I don't but when I have to choose as in this poll I have to go into the details on which album has a weak spot, and this was the first thing I thought of. ”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“.. and then you'd make many many people unhappy, Marcel, the first one being me! I probably had more spare time to update this site lately, but let's not forget yours is the most complete, accurate and the eldest in date!”
Calanor wrote
“WS: As for drum machines, you won't have any problem making me agree with your point of view :) Apart from the fact that I play the drums myself, I also like rock (be it progressive, metal or what have you) and you usually won't find too many drum machines there, heh ;) Overall, I feel that this goes for any instrument, though keyboards are a bit special in this case, I suppose.”
Wildestorm wrote
“I find it hard chosing between the RAK albums, they all stand out as something very special and dear to me and I hope they will all be in the top 5...or 6...hmm this isn't easy.”
Marcel wrote
“Congratulations to Pierre on winning the 151st position on the DMA People's Choice Award. For the first time (and probably not the last) you beat kimwilde.com. Guess I'll start looking for a different hobby now.... (grin)”
Wildestorm wrote
“The thought had crossed my mind. "View" is my all time No.1 single but SELECT is not my favourite album. I think each album has something that makes it special and that's why it's almost impossible to choose. The album I would choose to leave the contest first though would be "Love is" and that's because of all the drum machines on that one. They do irritate me a little because I think most of the songs have really strong melody and they make a great album, but very weak instrumental parts. I like more power it's more Kim Wilde IMO.”
Calanor wrote
“WS: As for the concert, that doesn't sound like a very good decision (disappointing fans rarely is). Of course, in this case it was almost certainly not Kim's decision. *coughs.. MCA... coughs* ;)”
Calanor wrote
“WS: Oh, nice hearing that about Select - same here, basically, but I guess that you've kind of guessed that by now, right? ;)”
Wildestorm wrote
“The concert was planned for late November when "Hangin' on" where really high in the charts, then got moved one week and then cancelled. The explanation in the press was that she had to promote the song in big TVshows and therefore they had to cancel. I was thrilled that she finally had big succes in the UK but of course very ad she didn't just reschedule for early 87 or something. That's what happens I guess, and Love moves on...”
Calanor wrote
“And pardon the typos - can't fix them, I fear *blinks innocently*”
Calanor wrote
“WS: Huh, her trip to Denmark got cancelled cos she was suddenly "too" popular in the UK? Didn't know that. Well, if I'd have been served that explanation, I'd be rather devasted too :/ ”
Wildestorm wrote
“Oh dear - I forgot to promote Love moves. I vote for Select too Calanor, it was my first Kim Wilde album. You know, you never forget your first...album. But this poll is a bit like the movie "Sophie's choice" (well not really that bad) but CLOSE.”
“I get all nostalgic watching this. I had ticket to see Kim on the Another step tour and then the concert in DK got cancelled because of the succes of "..hangin' on" in the UK. I was devasted. I guess this is what I missed. Shame really... ”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“You'll make me die with laughter WS. Do you think that anyone here keeps doubting that .. love moves?”
Calanor wrote
“..but don't forget what to Select when voting in the poll. :P”
“I remember Kim wearing that necklace when she supported Bowie in Denmark 1990 - she looks so sweet here. From LOVE MOVES!!!”
Wildestorm wrote
“Congratulations Pierre with the website. Three Kim Wilde websites on the list, that is pretty impressive I think. Thanks for all the work you do. Oh and by the way all of you remember: LOVE MOVES!”
Calanor wrote
“Pierre: A well-deserved ranking indeed, although I naturally would have prefered an even higher one :) Keep up the good work, Pierre, and rest assured that it's much appreciated.”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Thanks Jerzy!”
jerzy wrote
“Calanor: let's hope those "old school" albums are given due recognition in this poll. Pierre: Congratulations on your success in the competition. For me, your site is Numero Uno anyway and it's been so exciting recently with Steve and Richard posting, an old unreleased Kim song saved from being forgotten plus all the regular stuff. Thank you! ”
Calanor wrote
“Well, as I said, a few votes do make a difference - at least Select's not second last any longer (at the time of writing, that is - this list changes every second minute). Not that #6 makes me bounce about with joy, but #8 was more than I could take, really ;) And CaCC is number 4 again - for the second (or so) time this day. I reckon that the gaps between each album will increase over the weeks though, which would make things a little less chaotic.”
Karina wrote
“Hi Steve, i wana share with you my impressions about your friend Richard's photopictures, those are full of characters, realizm with little bit mystery K”
Calanor wrote
“jerzy: Do something? Well, I am doing what I can, that is listening to Select and drowning my sorrows :D Well, on the other hand, 3 more votes would put it at #4, so things are pretty even overall. Generally speaking though, I find the results pretty unexpected (N&F in particular). ”
jerzy wrote
“What? SELECT is last but one in the poll? Calanor, wake up! Do something! ”
“Best ever”
“I can't work out who's hair is bigger in this clip, Steve's or Kim's? Did you both used to use the same stylist/ and hair colour back then?”
Lisa wrote
“Don't you want me baby?”
Lisa wrote
“Dge, where are you these days? Don't you love me anymore? I'll just go away until you come back I guess!”
Wildestorm wrote
“Now I admit it, I'm gonna lose this fight. I'm not waiting any longer will say goodbye to Love moves tonight...oh oh Love send him back to me”
Boyed wrote
“JR, I think "Close" is Kim's best album too. Though "Another Step" and "Love is" are also my favs list. Today I voted for "Close", "love is" and "Love Moves". For "Love Moves", because it's pitty to see it in the last position.”
“yeahhhhhh...! yes ”
“"Babie am i hurting you?" "AHH Do you think you re hurting me, babie you re Tickling me."”
Karina wrote
“Pierre, mine is cool guy :)”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“It's a real surprise to see "Now And Forever", the only soul/dance album, which didn't do well in the shops back in 1995, climb up to the 1st position. Of course, it'd be wiser to wait til the end of the poll to state any conclusion, but I've often heard here and there that the choice of the singles didn't do justice to the album. ”
“JR, yes Close is a good album with great tracks ("Hey mister heartache") but I always thought it was a bit of a step down from "Another step", it's more coherent but less original and creative compared to songs like "Missing", "Brothers" or "Thrill of it". It's more commercial, it sounds like Kylie Minogue of 1988 which to me was at the time "popmusic from hell". Don't get me wrong, I like "Close" but it's a bit conventional to my taste. LISA, i vote also for "Select", I just love "Ego" !!”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“..wondering why those gorgeous gals all have a Priest round the corner.. to look after them maybe? hmm..”
Karina wrote
“HI LISA you can ask my priest,who lives behind the wall of my bedroom and very friendly with me (joking about asking,but not about priest)”
Wildestorm wrote
“Like the rivers needs the mountains, just like flowers needs the rain, pleasure needs the pain. However far away it seems, I'm that Love moves won't be deleted this weekend!”
JR wrote
“Lisa i just voted for Love is, Another Step ( I like that one), Close & 1st album Kim Wilde, Marc i think Close is unique just like her debut first album, they are different and thats what you call an artist when albums have different and new sounds but yet both are very good.”
Marcy Marc wrote
“*has a happy grin on his face* Well I see that Now and Forever is at #2 in the albums poll. That's pretty cool - a well deserved ranking”
Calanor wrote
“Lisa: Sure, my address is bane@unrealized.com. :)”
Calanor wrote
“Marc From Pigalle: Couldn't agree more with what you're saying (regarding the debut) - well, except that Select should receive a couple of votes more, but that's another matter :D As for Close, the SAW influences is indeed one good reason to why I'm not too crazy about that album. ”
Wildestorm wrote
“And when Love moves has been voted of as the first album, don't you know that a day will come to everyone when they'll ask us to explain. are we going to say that we weren't to blame? Who else could there be? LOVE MOVES!!!”
“Lisa, you'll never be so wrong ! Vote for Another Step 'cos it's the thrill of it.. can you feel it ?? Raaahhh, that keyboard à la Kate Bush... much better than the annoying synth intro of "Who do you think you are" !! ”
Lisa wrote
“NoNoNo Marc, vote for this album..Love Is Holy, don't forget it, it will heal you, if you let it, love will strip you, leave you naked, love is sexy, love is sacred!”
“Water on glass running down again... Water on glass... THAT SOUND ! Vote for "Kim Wilde : the first album" !! It's the foundation of Kim's career, a memorable eighties album with new wave and Blondie's influences. It's simple, fresh, fun, it rocks ! ”
Wildestorm wrote
“Well well well what do you know...suddenly I have turned into a bird - a pretty bird I know but anyway...and frankly my dear I don't give a damn, cause it's all just a matter of time before Love moves. By the way 45 votes for Now & forever? - sadly enough I think it's more votes than people who actually bought the album? ”
Lisa wrote
“No way of knowing just where my life's going, who cares if it's wrong or it's right. When all I believe in is just how I'm feeling tonight...Oh, taaaaaaaaake me Just votes for teases and dares!”
“Obviously, this is not the best song from Kim but it's way better than "It's here" which sounded more like a B side than anything else. "Time" music and lyrics are average, I'm more impressed by Kim's voice. Too bad it's un-danceable, Ricky's production was not very well inspired. Oh well, he did a pretty good job later on, it was just a matter of time...”
“Love that song, especially the Dave Edmunds remix. "Rage to love" was a great track especially in a very electronic album. Musically, I think the "Rage to Rock tour" was the best of all Kim's tours. The band was fab (especially Steve and Preston Heyman on drums - remember his fantastic drums solo on "View From A Bridge" ?). It was great to turn "Teases and dares" into "Teases and rocks", all the album tracks were played wonderfully live. Even "Bladerunner" which was a computer song turned in a great poignant ballad ! Steve, your contribution to "Rage to Love" was essential, I coudn't even imagine the song without the "doo bee doo bee doo doo bop bop" ! I think your biography is great and very well told. I'm very interested by your point of view as a musician. I love Kim for her looks, her personality, but most of all for her songs, her music. There have been highs (the RAK years, "Another Step") and lows (sorry but most tracks from "Close" and "Love Moves" are a bit too Stock-Aitken-Waterman oriented IMO). Vote for "Kim Wilde" on the LP polls and Steve, tell us more tell us more ! :-))”
Lisa wrote
“Touch me, do what you want to...”
Lisa wrote
“Steve, I believe the shrine, which I live next door to is the original. Apparently, it was one of the few shrines that didn't burn down during the war(s) and is euphoric to look at as the sun comes down.(although keep my curtains shut most of the time, cause there's a peeping tom who pretends to pray while looking in my room) I'll have to speak to the priest to get my facts correct before I tell you more about it. ”
Wildestorm wrote
“And all your expectations of how life should be, have needed correction there is no perfection but...love moves!”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Apparently, you don't need to advertise to be popular, Lisa..”
Lisa wrote
“Cal, why don't you post your address, and I'll send you a message next week. Have always been afraid of loonies mailing me, so I don't advertise it here.”
Lisa wrote
“Just lay back ... hold on tight!”
Wildestorm wrote
“Hi Karl...”
Wildestorm wrote
“They say that love means the same all over the world, but I don't think so. Let me tell you something I think you should know: LOVE MOVES!”
Karl wrote
“..Hello Mister Pierre,Calanor & Wildestorm! ”
Karl wrote
“bonjour Mademoiselle Lisa!”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Just updated Richard's portfolio with a couple of amazing portraits, including those of Dennis Hopper, Robin Givens, Tom Cruise.. See for yourself!”
Lisa wrote
“Now you don't”
Lisa wrote
“Now you see her”
Karl wrote
“it's alright,it's alright,it's alright,light my days,light up my nights..”
Wildestorm wrote
“LOVE MOVES...in mysterious ways!”
Lisa wrote
“She's a love blonde (oooh oooh) she's a love blonde (oooh ohhh) she's got that sensuuuuuality...cha cha cha cha”
Wildestorm wrote
“It's here looking me in the eyes. It's here, here all the time. It's here, I've always tried to find a way to go, but now I know, It's here!”
Calanor wrote
“JR: I'm sure it was exciting, and I'd love to see it - all I said was that it's not my fav Kimmy period, is all :) I might get hysterical about seeing the Mike and Kim tour - however, I'd probably simply pass out seeing a HQ version of, say, the Catch as Catch Can tour ;) That's all, hehe.”
JR wrote
“Calanor actually Tour with Michael Jackson actually sounds very exciting, ( it is part of hystory of Pop Music) Michael inviting Kim to Tour with him..Kim looked so nice in 88 withthose all in white pants and jackets i loved Close Images stylis did a fantastic job.Wasn't Cheryl Crow a back up singer for M J at that time?”
Calanor wrote
“Am I really supposed to believe the current poll results? Hmm.. I dunno.”
Karina wrote
“Iam not eating spagetti right now, but im listening the latest album of A Chelentano, i feel a little bit lonely too...I know what i write Love Karina”
Calanor wrote
“As for the Jacko tour, I believe that tons of guys and gals around here would love to hear about it - I might be more into Select and all, but that doesn't mean anything in this case :D *hard cough*”
Calanor wrote
“Steve: Yep, we certainly seem to be the only ones right now :P As for the numerics, my part wasn't too complex really - just take 9 and multiply it with anything up to 9 (i.e. itself). Then take the result and seperate each digit - like 7x9 is 63. 6 and 3. 6 + 3 is 9. Oops, the phoenix rose once again ;)”
Byrdman wrote
“Calanor, As we seem to be alone on the forum,driftweed tumbling across in the lonely wind,whistling of Italian Spaghetti western tune. I'm lost on all of that numerical stuff. Has everyone else gone to the moon. (nope they've just got lives) I've just started to write the bit about the jacko tour,I can't remember the names of all of the band.Who did keyboards? The backing singers? So will do some research.”
Calanor wrote
“Lisa: Hmm, any chance that I could mail you, Lisa? The issue concerns some Japanese articles and I've got this hunch that the e-mail address you're displaying on this site isn't really your real one :P”
Calanor wrote
“"to the number to the addition" = "to the addition". I haven't said this for quite some time by now, but here goes anyway: *we need an edit option!* ;)”
Calanor wrote
“Oops, the forum does not accept "greater than" signs? Ah, a HTML thing, most likely. Anyway, those minuses are supposed to be arrows pointing to the number to the addition to right ;) 'Nuff maths for today, heh. ”
Calanor wrote
“Hmm, not sure I'm following either - I'd get 3 x 7, as both those numbers often are considered to be lucky, and the factor of those is 21, another lucky number. *ponders* I'm probably misunderstanding something again, though :) Oh, and 9 is cool - Buddhistic too (hi, Steve ;) ) - and a "phoenix number" too. Like this: 1x9 = 9 - 0+9 = 9. 2x9 = 18 - 1+8 = 9. 3x9 = 27 - 2+7 = 9. :P ”
Byrdman wrote
“Hi Karina, I'm not sure that I follow your logic,but I'm prepared to believe you anyway, Kiss from Steve.”
Karina wrote
“Steve, You re good in everything. 10+7= 21, 7+10=21... I think its right? 7 is just a lucky Number.”
Byrdman wrote
“Lisa, Also,look at it from Kims point of view.(re solo dancing) She was paying top money to a hand picked bunch of the best UK musos you could find at that time. Wouldn't you want to go and check out your guitarist's solo? Also reckon she knew full well that if she moved into our space,we would all react to her. So ,sussed in business, sussed in psychology. What a gal!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“I know, Wildestorm, it's sad cos' the "Love Moves" album was full of strong texts.”
Wildestorm wrote
“...AND IT'S OBVIOUS IT DOESN'T IF YOU TAKE A LOOK AT THE BIG POLL!”
Byrdman wrote
“Lisa, Imagine you're doin' your bit and an awesome hunk comes and gyrates around you. You gonna check your nail varnish or enjoy the lapdance?”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“..as long as it moves well..”
Wildestorm wrote
“LOVE MOVES.....!!!!! ”
Wildestorm wrote
“tik tak tik tak - Love moves...Look deep into my eyes - Love moves...”
“Dont you just love that one?! Great! I adore Love Blonde live versions BTW: Do you guys remember Kim saying something regarding the man of her dreams during that concert ;o)) She even promised to wash his socks I wonder if she does that for Hal now ;o)))) Promise is a promise you know! ”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Wildestorm !!!!!!”
Wildestorm wrote
“Love moves...”
“Thankyou Marty for this sweet dedication - WE ARE HAVING MORE FUN, WE ARE DARLIN! Gonna give this one a 10 for all the superficial reasons, Kim's perfect naval, silver pants, flirtation with the audience, making fun of dark hair ladies who aren't havin fun, and the little "OOw!" at the end. Good fun! Steeeeve, I have noticed in a lot of these performance that Kim tends to like to dance around you during your guitar solos.....and you tend to like to WATCH while still playing perfectly! An aquired skill perhaps?”
Wildestorm wrote
“Love moves....”
Karina wrote
“WELCOME RICHARD!(TO new york city) maybe you will be a good lucky star for my dancer daughter! ”
Karina wrote
“LOVE KARINA YOU think what for i bought that arm chair? HI STEVE! ”
Karina wrote
“HI PIERE! I have got idea from the air instead of taking a pencil to draw ,i will take a pen and write a book-it will be a new kind of book-alive one,and modern.with best traditions of GARCIA-MARKES and KURT VONEGUTT plus "detective salt".book about life,about my life about past and future (of course with happy ending,NO tragedy at 21 century)about everythink,also about obstacles and extreams in the internet with live reports and performances!!! THE book has to breathe. afterwards when i will be mentioned in the giness book (best seller with 1000 words of vocabulary)-first version,or i will be cowriter with XOXOSXOXO(again best seller wth huge hononarium)-second version I WILL be generous to KWTV for everybody!!!i promise ALL this with your holly blessing.the book will be published in Germany,photo illustrations will be done by RICHARD!!!! ”
JR wrote
“Yeh Richard that will be Nice...”
Richard wrote
“I noticed that some of you are New York Based. I now direct a lot of film projects with the New York City Ballet... the latest is a Feature which is now in consideration for the Sundance Festival.. Maybe we can all meet up next time I'm in NY”
Calanor wrote
“Oh, when I bothered to actually read a bit, I realised that they won't "fix" it. Well, amusing anyway. :P”
Calanor wrote
“I've always loved British humour.. :D Note the Search box to the upper right on this BBC page ("hopefully" they haven't fixed it yet): [external link] ”
Richard wrote
“Hi JR glad yu enjoyed the photographs I will put some more up but it gives you all an idea of what I've been up to in addition to music. I miss touring a lot and I saw Steve playing on Saturday and just wanted to get up also and join in... R”
“Great!!!”
“Great!!!”
“Excellent!!!”
JR wrote
“Richard your photos are very nice...i checked BBC page too, they re Fabulous...Guys and & Girls im listening to Anastasia=( im not crazy about her) my firend is working with her on her Tour as Fashion stylist and he gave me the CD "Sick & Tired" song blew me away, if you have time check it out.”
JR wrote
“I was talking to Karina 20 mins ago, she went out....”
Byrdman wrote
“Where are the girls? KARINAAAAAAAAAAA! LisAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Anyone there?”
Byrdman wrote
“JR, Yes I was joking! You don't sell as many records as Brian if you're ugly.”
“ohh this Rage to love, i never liked this song, and so as the video, I know i think Marty saw Kim as Rage to love,image girl but i like Kim as "You Came" girl and song is so Elvis in 80's, i always skip this track....but im sure a lot of people might find this video r song very appealing...Steve are you serious? i thought Brian Adams is Very good looking, the only thing i think he had some skin problem on his face or something.”
Byrdman wrote
“Jerzy, Did you never play with magnets as a kid? Opposites attract!”
jerzy wrote
“Ugly? And who was repeatedly introduced as the sexy Steve Byrd by one of the most beautiful women in the music world? ”
Byrdman wrote
“Jerzy, Yeh the similarity is that we're both ugly mo fo's! I said in my little diary here,I was picked for being ugly with a nice sweater.”
“In my personal scale of coolness this video rates high. Kim looks so "I'm a rock'n'roll diva, get off my case!" Love it. The only thing is that whenever I see Steve doing the sliding thingy, my knees hurt. ”
jerzy wrote
“I meant: "complexion problem"”
jerzy wrote
“Old pizza face, eh? That's what I call an acid remark. Let's just hope Bryan doesn't visit these boards as often as Sam Fox does ;-)). But apart from that little skin complexion I do think there is something bryanadamsish in your looks, Steve. ”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“I almost suffocated to death with that "old pizza face" :))”
Byrdman wrote
“Jerzy, I wouldn't wanna look like old pizza face(Adams) I wouldn't mind his bank balance though. I worked with his people as he was a Zomba writer like me. One day chatting to the head of publishing copyright about "Everthing I do" He said come and look at his royalty statements. That song alone filled the office with paper!!!!!”
“This live version is so much fun. Rick's keyboards sound great, the guitar too (Steve looks uncannily like Bryan Adams here!) and Kim apparently has the time of her life. This makes me long for Kim's regular concert more than ever. No more of these karaoke H&N tours, please!”
“Love Blonde Live. I like this,Kim looks fab and is clearly having lots of fun! Good live sound and band.Rick on keys/vocals,Me on guitar,Trevor Thornton on Drums,Phil Williams on Bass,Eilleen McCloughlin on backing vocals. Cool,good vibey track.! ”
Calanor wrote
“Nice pictures, Richard :) Pierre: Any chance that you would consider adding tooltips to the pics, with some info about from what film/occassion the pics were taken?”
“Love her banter at the beginning - and the, hum, midriff section. I mean her navel, not Steve's solo which I'm sure is fine too but my damn computer froze before I got to the end of it. (Note to french readers: boycott Wanadoo and France "We lie about delivery service" Telecom's DSL offer! Make my day.) Still rating it a 10 anyway.”
Byrdman wrote
“Pierre, That is indded Richard. Jerzy, I can't remeber what tracks are on what albums. I made 100's of records during that time,Kim's were a small part of that. If there are track listings I could pick one. ”
jerzy wrote
“C'mon Steve, some of us are dying to find out which Kim's album is your favourite. C'mon, tell...”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“but on flute and doing backing vocals for Cambodia, this is Richard indeed”
Byrdman wrote
“Hi JR, No on keyboards that was Jeff Hammer,very similar dark hair to Richard. Jeff is a great piano player. I just used him on my last cd. Elyk,you're right that Love Blonde tour was great fun. I used to like playing Suburbs of Moscow. Its all so long ago now where did the years go?”
“I remember the tour... Kim looked very fit and sexy, and the setlist was great, including 'Suburbs of Moscow' amongst others.”
Karina wrote
“Hi STEVE! I just now came home,i am good,i know you are too love karina xoxo”
“I just notice.... is that Richard singing and playing on piano and fleita? :)”
Byrdman wrote
“Hi Karina, Yes the fast connection is so much better. How are you doing? Love Steve xxx.”
Karina wrote
“PIERE! i am really in nice mood!! thank you for un update,now with my fast connection i can see and hear much better”
Byrdman wrote
“Lisa, You in da house? I forgot to say thanks for your description of your views in Tokyo. The view of the temple etc sounds wonderful. I was a bit disappointed in my visit to a 5 or 6 hundred year old castle to find a lift and also that it was a rebuild as the original was destroyed in a war. Still a nice visit though. ”
Calanor wrote
“Oh, OK *puts his hand over his mouth*”
... wrote
“SHHH... she's here !”
Calanor wrote
“Oh, uh.. Where did everyone go?”
Calanor wrote
“So there - about time I rated that one, but better late than never.. I'm blaming RealMedia for the delay :P”
“I can't believe that noone's commented on this documentary yet..! I surely can't be the only Selectoholic frequenting this site! :P It probably goes without saying that this is one of my all-time favourite documentaries. It really is a great treat seeing Kim preparing for and performing during her first tour, especially if you happen to love this period. While Pierre's showing us about 1/5th of the full doc, some of the highlights are unfortunately not included in this teaser, if I may call it that. :P But I'm definitely not complaining! An absolutely lovely documentary featuring an absolutely lovely Kimmy ;) ”
jerzy wrote
“And now, having done my duty (that is waiting until midnight to vote for CaCC), I can now go to bed too (as long as I manage to move my giant cat) Goodnightie!”
P..... wrote
“Hello Kitty !
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“.. and now I feel that Lisa's entrance is imminent.. I'm off to bed, guys!”
jerzy wrote
“I meant SHORTER phrase, Pierre, the 'eye killer' was a better option! ”
Calanor wrote
“Pierre: Hmm, OK :D Which reminds me that I think I there's some clip here that I haven't checked out yet *starts digging about in the archives*”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“..call it charity for people with slow connections who cannot watch the videos of this site”
Calanor wrote
“Pierre: *laughs* Actually, even though I don't mind the animation that much, I guess it might be found a tad distracting - especially if you intend to leave it there for a month or two :P”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“the "eye killer"”
jerzy wrote
“I wanted to praise you for this, Pierre, but I didn't know what you call it - a bulletin board animated thumbnail... hmmm, isn't there a shorter phrase?”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Having a look at the current bulletin board animated thumbnail, I'm wondering how long it will take to JR to complain because the movement prevents him from reading the text *suddenly blessed by the evil gods*”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Sound and visions..”
jerzy wrote
“*having a sudden vision* Lisa wakes up, throws off the blanket, gets up, plays "Shoot To Disable" and starts throwing darts at Pierre's image hanging on the wall...”
Calanor wrote
“Pierre: "Sad" is definitely an understatement *sobs*”
Calanor wrote
“Pierre: Oh, right, hmm.. It's morning over there now - I'll probably never get fully used to this time zone deal :D”
jerzy wrote
“One of the great world mysteries - CaCC lack of success... I know, it's been discussed here many a time.”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Yeah, sad news!!”
Calanor wrote
“Speaking of CaCC, I've noticed that it's falling behind in the polls :/”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“At this very moment, Lisa must be climbing up the stairs (because it's healthy and good for your legs) of her office tower, so watch out, the tiger-girl is not that far away!!”
Calanor wrote
“Pierre: Aha! Thanks for the info, Pierre :)”
jerzy wrote
“Yes, it does, and you're lucky, mate, that Lisa is not online!”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Be a bit nasty, and all the lurkers will get out of their hiding place.. oh boy!!”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“You always catch the right wave, Calanor! I'm gonna change your nickname into "Catch as catch can" ;) The extended video for "You Came" is actually a re-edit of the original video, with the Shep Petiibone remix of the song. It doesn't include any additional material and I suppose it was made by VJs for the US market. Same with "If I can't have you"”
Calanor wrote
“jerzy: It does, doesn't it? :D”
jerzy wrote
“Watch it, Calanor! Extended version of You Came - that sounds naughty to say the least! ”
Calanor wrote
“Nope, it certainly isn't, hehe :) By the way, during your discussion with gazman, you mentioned an extended version of You Came? I had no idea there existed an extended version of that video, to be frank.”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Late night for me, Cal, probably early evening for you.. and it's not a matter of time zone!!”
Calanor wrote
“"Late night"? *shakes his head at Pierre* :P”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Great idea about the vote! *waves bye bye to the typer and hello to the late night lurker”
Calanor wrote
“*lurks about in the shadows*”
gazman wrote
“Typing gone so bad...just voted for kimwildetv at the DMA site. Must go now...ciao my babies!”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“I dunno yet, I've been there several times and now I'd like to hear something different than the usual H&N setlist, just like in the good old times. ”
gazman wrote
“So take a good look at my face, you see my smile looks out of place, and if you look vloser it's easy to trace...the tracks of my tears! You coming to watch here and now Pierre?”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Nothing more than the taste of my Tear ”
gazman wrote
“What's a "t" and an "r" between Kimmy fans!”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“"Ftance" is not on my world map, but France, yeah, definitely hehe”
gazman wrote
“Lurking but not typing!! Daft question, but are you in Ftance Pierre!?”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Hmm if I'm saucy then you must be spicy, gazman!”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“No official video for "I can't say goodbye" but a few TV perfs. Having a look at the statistics of the site, we're definitely not alone, but there's a couple of lurkers wandering around.. :)”
gazman wrote
“Pierre is ever so saucy...”
gazman wrote
“Is it just Pierre & I online tonight...? Question for you Pierre...was there ever a video clip for "I can't say goodbyw"?”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“The longer it lasts.. etc etc ;)”
gazman wrote
“Bark?? Me??? Never!!! I'm no dog...honest guv! I look forward to "You Came", so to speak... ”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Thanks a lot Gazman. I didn't take it as a complaint at all (even though you have the right to bark when something's wrong). Actually I have all of Kim's videoclips, so "You Came" and its videoclip (oh maybe even the extended version) will figure in here someday.”
gazman wrote
“Perhaps I should have said Database, not archive!! Sorry! Anyone else going to heer and now in B'ham??? I've got front row seats!! Watch out for my pants Kim!”
gazman wrote
“I meant the actual video clip!! This is a great site featuring most of Kim's singles whether they were huge hits or not; and yet "You came" isn't there!! Please don't take this as a complaint, more of an observation. I love this site!!! I have "Close" the videos if it helps to put a few more on the site!!!”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Two performances of "You Came" were broadcast in the past, but I can hear you, the song will surely be back on this site later.”
“Hve to say...Kim sounded great! Great vocal control!”
gazman wrote
“Isn't it bizarre taht "You came" isn't on the archive!!! One of my faves!”
“This is definitely one of my favourite parts from the Groß Gerau concert - Kim seems to be in a good mood (as is the crowd, of course) and this rocky version of Love Blonde is, to put it simply, outright great. I seem to fling out 9s and 10s around here more often than not, but I seriously can't come up with any reason to why I shouldn't give this clip the highest rating. It's simply top-notch! ”
“I quite honestly will remain crazy about this song for the rest of my days :) Unfortunately, I'm not fully as crazy about the backing singers, as I also mentioned when rating "The Thrill of It". Without doubt, they're the main reason to why I'm doing the unthinkable by giving this clip a mere 9. :/ I really do like the break by the end, though. Simple, yet effective. :) ”
“Bringing back great memories from a similar concert in Tivoli that year. Same fantastic outfit. Certainly an evening to remember.”
Wildestorm wrote
“By the way, yesterday on the national Danish radio there was a quiz show where one of the categories were called Idol's from the 80's and two out of the 6 questions were about our Love blonde. The first was "What Kim Wilde's debuthit from Feb.81 was called?" and the other "What was the title of the old Supremes hit Kim had in 1986?" VERY hard don't you think ;0)”
Wildestorm wrote
“There is no way I can choose which album is the best as it changes all the time. All Kim's albums has some wonderfull songs and some of them has more than others but then there is this special memory or that emotion connected to some tracks and it all makes it very hard to choose. it wil be really exiting to find out in the end which album will win. Love polls...”
“The Girl realy knows how to deliver her songs on stage and live :) and i love hte part when she goes close to Steve and flirts with her eyes in a funny way wile he is playing on Guitar :) very cool”
“YES Combodia is def grower :) , when i first heard this song i didn't realy love it, but now i love it, very unique song...”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“And now we're all waiting for the band's memories of the shooting of "Rage To Love". I think Steve's knees do have stories to tell..”
Karl wrote
“Glad to watch Rage to Love video,cos i never watched it before,thx Pierre..Also there's a beautiful Live version of Loveblonde - Kim u did great job in a more rocky way - very amazing,i like the drums too ..& STeve i love the way you played guitar on it,it was just perfect & it all sounded like it was a NEW song!!”
Karl wrote
“'She's so pretty..her hair is a mess..we all love her..to that we confess,she has a halo,we really do adore her,she has a halo,can we touch her'(Texas/Halo)'”
Karl wrote
“Good to be here yeh,enjoying another new Wilde week,taking the time to rediscover songs!”
Jerzy wrote
“Pierre, I knew somehow it was the calm before the storm! You made my day... no, you made my week or my month. Karl, I'm fine. Nice to see you here.”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Quiet, Jerzy? Push the volume up and enjoy the update. I guess that's what everybody was waiting for. Lazy webmaster..”
Karl wrote
“Hello Jerzy,how re u? i also would like to know Steve's fave album(s) but not only as a professional,i think it's more a question of sensitivity..personality..memories..My fave is Another Step & Close (vey close LOL)so many good memories..but i love all those albums & Kim can be very proud of what she did!”
jerzy wrote
“So quiet here, everybody's busy voting probably. The big question is which album is Steve's favourite considering he's a professional and he knows more than we do about the way they were created. I also wonder which album Kim thinks is her greatest achievement in retrospect. Personally, I'm torn between Close and Catch as Catch Can.”
JR wrote
“Pierre i know Kim released 9 albums but since she released sooo many Best of and Collections i think maybe on the poll album # 10 should have been The Very Best of? LOL well lets say if i will get deserted LOL island i m uch rather have that The Very best of then one album only . No? ok maybe its too early i need my coffee, but CLOSE & Another step & K W-81 are the best ones ”
Calanor wrote
“By the way, Pierre, I feel that you've made a good decision by only allowing one vote/album per day in the new poll. The spam that sometimes took place in the singles poll most likely affected the final result (a result that I personally didn't mind, however :P ) ”
“kids in america”
Calanor wrote
“Oh joy, a new poll! :D”
Calanor wrote
“Lisa: Plenty of interesting stuff on Japan, there. I guess I've always been interested in Japan (and some other asian countries, for that matter) and hopefully I'll be able to go there some day. If so, chances are that I will travel about in the country-side, rather than spend too much time in Tokyo :P ”
Calanor wrote
“Welcome to the funny farm, Gilles! :)”
Byrdman wrote
“Karina, I'm always in harmony and in tune,its my job you know. When you snuggle up in your English armchair,think of me your English friend. Big kiss xxxxx Steve.”
Richard wrote
“Hi folks have just had an interesting and challenging few days on set on this movie.So have been incommuniocado... I will try to post some of my pics on the site over this weekend R ”
Minnie wrote
“Wtv? Le dernier refuge pour 'hunks'. I love the last one, so cute. Welcome, Gilles from Switzerland.”
jerzy wrote
“I've just visited Alison Moyet's site and the diva herself posted there. Isn't it cool?”
Karina wrote
“There is green light on turning. Steve how strong is feeling of harmony, art to attune(from dictonary). Is it her Majesty "Music". Its cool that you are the guitarist. Im 100% serious. Im leaving to buy English small armchair Love Karina”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“And we have another hunk here on Kim Wilde TV!!
Byrdman wrote
“Hi Alisue, Nice to have you back. I agree that you have the best avatar on the site. A gift to Lisa would be really nice. I met Nick Kamen many times when we were on the same shows. He's a really nice guy,believe me.So natural,no big ego,I was surprised. His brother Chester is a famous guitarist here and he's cool too.”
“GRACIAS PIERRE...TODO BIEN ACA SANTIAGO.....ESTOY MUY CONTENTO POR HABER ENCONTRADO ESTE SITIO......DE DONDE ERES PIERRE... Y CUAL ES LA ULTIMA DE KIM...VENDRA ALGUNA VEZ A LATINOAMERICA Y PORSUPUESTO A CHILE.....SALUDOS JUAN”
Lisa wrote
“View from the skyscraper I was working in today - was a very clear day and could see Mt.Fuji (I climbed to the top of Mt.Fuji in 1998)View from where I live - across the street can see a little shrine with lovely red lanterns and to my left can see stunning gold illuminated coloured 2000 year old shrine (this was built for the God of education)”
JR wrote
“Lisa my friend Hannah she hoooked me on Japanese food, i just Love it, Sushi, Rolls Sashimi anything i think its so delecate done and taste just so good and different i might add.... YES Beyond I am with you and Many other thousand fans about no new music, you should have seen Kyie's Forum when News came out "No new materials will be" some Kylie and Madonna fans even fainth it LOL, they re little dramatic i must say.”
Byrdman wrote
“Lisa, I take it you're not at work. The time difference thing really freaks me out a bit. I understand its to do with the relative position of the Earth as it rotates,but its a bit wierd that you could be in another day,so to speak. Tell if you look out your window,what do you see? I see my slightly overgrown front garden,the Cherry tree across the road,a dozen commuters cars meanly parked in the cul de sac opposite,(go in the bloody car park you tight gits),an office block in the distance and virtually noone on the streets,even though I'm in the High St. Be interested to know what you see,interactive WTV.”
Lisa wrote
“One reason why I like Japan is everyone keeps their comments to themself, - it avoids a lot of fights.”
Lisa wrote
“(Watching the telly while chatting to you Steve) Think Singapore is the safest place I've been - so small and easy for the government to control! (ha ha) Don't personally like Sydney much. A few Aussi guys are a bit insecure about their man hood and love to fight after a couple of drinks. "no she's mine, no she's bloody mine mate" Steve, you were probably pulling a lot of "their" chicks after the gigs - also the English are sometimes viewed as the upper crust, the people who can "speak proppar", "helllo helllllo helllllo, jolly jolly good" - except for Kim Wilde though, everyone in Australia adores her!”
Byrdman wrote
“Fugu,why play Russian Roulette with your food? ”
Lisa wrote
“Oh, you're talking about "fugu" (puff fish?, not sure of the English word), yes it's nice, but you need a licence to prepare it. Miso shiru and tofu are high in anti oxidants which fight certain cancers. I actually like Kobe beef (they feed the cows beer to give the meet a streaking effect) don't eat it often though - too unhealthy, very expensive too.”
Byrdman wrote
“Lisa where is the safest,not Aus surely. I was attacked four times in two weeks,the last ending in an almighty punch at Sugar Reef Sydney. All for having an English accent.Mind you they can't fight,even the bouncers punched like girls!”
Byrdman wrote
“Still on the food, What about Kobe beef,that fish that can kill you unless correctly filleted. Whale.Could go on and on. I loved the savoury breakfasts though Miso soup,Tofu and stir fry for breakfast,apart from Curry how cool is that?”
Lisa wrote
“Surprisingly, after a couple of things that have happened, I still think Japan's probably the 2nd safest place in the world to live. Have met some facinating people, visited some great places and seen some MYSTERIOUS things....and Steve, someone tried to feed me horse sashimi and a fish that was alive flipping around on a plate - fresh meat how sweet!”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“A bit frightening but good to know. Thank you Lisa.”
Lisa wrote
“Stibu-san, Konbanwa! I've experienced extreme kindness and cruelty while living in Japan. I've lived here so long now, that I've kind of blended into the way of things really. Yes, you can get anything from a vending machine in Japan - a beer, a pair of underpants that have been worn by a school girl before for 10 dollars. A lot of high school aged girls prostitute themselves for new vuiton handbags. Their hearts are in the mud. Those men who approached you in the karaoke bar were probably working for the mafia, as most of those places are owned by them. Stay clear of those places, they'll charge men anything they want! I've been stalked twice and molested once in Tokyo just as I was about to put my key into the door. The police told me that he must be my boyfriend! Funiest thing is nobody expects that I can understand, speak and read Japanese, so it's always interesting to hear what they're saying about me! Usually I'm treated as a pet when I go out, not really liked for being me. Yes, men are very different here. It's still very much samurai culture, but their ways of kindness are completely different to western men. Some Japanese guys do have something going for them, but if you give them a friendly hug outside they completely freeze and say "please don't touch me, what are you doing!!?" Outside of Tokyo is a completely different place. People have great hearts, but Tokyo is a good place to study and do business.”
Byrdman wrote
“Also,I remember going to Karaoke, We had our own room with a stage and all these bottles of Suntory kept appearing. All the band and crew were there. At the end of the night they gave us a bill for £1200.We were complaining bitterly and these gigantic men in dark suits arrived and persuaded us to pay. Another night in a backstreet noodle bar,these drunken businessmen insisted on buying us a large bottle af sake each and wouldn't take one back. They were so funny but nice. I oredered veggy noodles and what I thought were mountain potato cakes.It turned out to be raw quails eggs,yuk. We had such a laugh there though.Free VIP tickets and drinks in all the clubs.Being chased by UK and American models,desparate for European "company"”
Byrdman wrote
“Lisa, I fogot about your comment on Japanese men. Its still the macho Samurai type deal isn't it? How do they treat a young blonde foreigner like yourself? We hear weird stories about schoolgirls on the tube too.Any truth in that? I discovered that take away sushi in the stations was good value. We also used to get beers from the vending machines rather than pay £10 pounds a glass in the hotel bar. We just had a bag full under the table and shared them out. We never once got noticed. I think the idea is so alien to their psyche that they didn't know it was happening.”
Byrdman wrote
“No,I was just about to put out an APB on you. I do work,honest,all day yesterday,last night,tonight and tomorrow. I just leave my pc online so nip in and out to post. I work downstairs in my studio,so its not far to go. Kim teamed up with Gary on the last night of her first tour.Sweden I think. I remember them in the bar Kim in pink angora sweater,Gary just sweating. He's a real smoothie. Also that night the police came to the hotel as one of the merchandisers had a scene with a girl. The next day in the UK The Sun newspaper rang me asking for comments on my attempted molestation. I was in a room with the band drinking our mini bars dry,so it was the first I knew of it. Steve.”
Lisa wrote
“Dear Steve, (I post here so often, you probably think I have absolutely no life!) I heard Kim used to go out with a saxophonist from the band, was it Richard or Gary?”
Byrdman wrote
“Hi Boyed, I heard that too.Maybe they are doing one in secret. They always keep their business matters pretty much to themselves,so who knows. Steve,..congratulations to you and your bride!!!!!”
Boyed wrote
“Hi Steve! About a new album. I am sorry to hear that. I just know that in one of her concerts during the interview she said she intended to do a new rock chik album. This article is on www.kimwilde.com ”
Boyed wrote
“JR, Pierre thanks for congrats. Pierre, I do it don't worry, but anyway you're really something!”
“super !! :)))”
Lisa wrote
“Sweet dreams lovely webmaster. I hope we get to see some of these drawings someday.”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Hmm, the best soporific stuff ever.. Karina, whenever you feel moody, play "Try again" or "Too late" from Kim's "Love is" album then grab a pencil and start drawing. Let your feelings out and send me the result. 'nite everyone.”
Lisa wrote
“Enjoy darling!”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“.. and now the "Bush/Kerry" public debate.. the great rock'n roll swindle..”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Ooops I'm not good at arithmetics.. it's late night here and I can't sleep. I was surfing cable tv channels, which usually never happens, and I got stuck on Bulgaria TV - this cyrillic alphabet fascinates me.”
Lisa wrote
“Actually started work here at 7:00am - it's now 8:15am(she's not here, and it's very nice!)”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“How's life in Tokyo at 10 AM? Is you work colleague in a nice mood today?”
Lisa wrote
“HI”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“HONEY?”
Lisa wrote
“PIERRE!”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Boyed, congratulations for your wedding. Kiss the bride on behalf of each WTV visitor (but each time on a different part of her body)”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Hola Juan, es maravilloso poder leer alguien de Santiago aqui!”
Lisa wrote
“Karina, it does sound nice "mens world" **shiver**, but unfortunately I have to live in one over here in Japan!”
Karina wrote
“ps.when i will be ok i will find you and we will share our relative small secrets (smilling)now its quite possible ,my english is becoming better kArIna”
Karina wrote
“ALEXANDRE! pain is really distracting me,i always knew/know that higher you raise its more painfull to fall,but i was never afraid,love gives the wings never cut them,you always saw me in the good light,thats how its have to be in the real friendship you are my huge friend and i mean it,you can always count on me ,there is only two reasons why i wrote "men's world" cause i love the simple and genious song of JAMES BROWN,and second it just sounds nice...."men's world" ”
“GRACIAS POR SALUDARME WROTE.....ACA EN CHILE KIM SE ESCUCHA SIEMPRE EN LAS RADIOS DE LOS 80ş........YO TENGO ALGUN VIDEO Y LOS COMPARTO CON AMIGOS ..VAMOS A FIESTAS Y COMPARTIMOS VIDEOS Y BAILAMOS SUS CANCIONES....GRANDE KIM..........JUAN / SANTIAGO DE CHILE 14 OCT /16 05 hrs”
Domingo wrote
“Hola Juan y bienvenido por aqui, es tan raro de ver una personahispanica amando a la bella Kim!! ”
“SORRY IN SPANISH GENIAL KIM.TE ADMIRO MUCHO TE ENCUENTRO BELLISIMA OJALA VENGAS ALGUNA VEZ HA CHILE......SIEMPRE TE ESCUCHO Y VEO TUS VIDEOS..,,,I LOVE YOU ”
AlexAndre wrote
“Hey kArinA! 1 of my greatest pleasures in life is meeting someone and sharing with him/her that "capture in the air" of personal moods, like 2 birds. Seems you re good at that with me, NYC baby ;-) Is this a men s world really? Without forgetting that men would go nowhere without women darling, look at us here, mainly men forever obsessed by her wilderness ;-))) I would love, and I mean it miss K, to share some of my impressions about that large and mysterious question about men in women and women in men, but in private. 1 thing that has changed now is that I decide to stop this flow on personal things. kArinA, it s up to you now... Now Lisa, what s virtually mine is hormonally yours baby VolCanY. Sure the avatar would suit you better than me! And... girls? About that men s world we re living, do you remember the delicious Nick Kamen? Oh and let s forget about perfection now ;-))) Wish you all the best! ”
Byrdman wrote
“Lisa, I did meet many Kim look alikes/ would be's,still keep in touch with some of them,particularly German women who are not backwards in coming forwards.Similar to antipodeans yet,exotically different.”
Lisa wrote
“Alexandre, since you're not here anymore, can I have your avatar?? Please?”
Lisa wrote
“Yes Byrdie, convent school, then went a bit (only a bit) WILDE I suppose. And who saw you snoring and found their own way home hmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Did you meet many Kim Wilde wanna be girls on your adventures?”
JR wrote
“Beyod my Congrats for your NEWLYWEDS.... Kim said that she is expensive bird on Australian interview last year, i guess she realy mean it LOL. Well if i ll find Billionerer i will let them know lol. Actually that would ve been great investment. Bill Gates can you hear me? - we want 2 albums 1 Rock-chick and 1 Electro -Dance :)”
Byrdman wrote
“Lisa, Convent school?Say no more. I know Aussie girls,they are amongst the world's finest. When I was there I was pulled every night,problem was after a hectic day and cocktails till five am,a few run ins with brit hating blokes a few lost teeth(at the back thankfully),the poor things just saw me snore and found their own way home. I blame jet lag,honestly officer!”
jerzy wrote
“Lisa precious, if you look dumb on your avatar, then what shall I say? Eh? On the other hand, some of us are dying to see your new photos and some of us are already dead, I presume (Alisue, hello?!) Only Lisa's new photos will be able to resurrect our Alisue, remember that!”
Lisa wrote
“No Calanor - your current pic is fine so "perky"”
Calanor wrote
“Lisa: You look dumb, you say? Well, I beg to differ, but anyway - why not follow the Lidless Eye's instructions and send a new avatar then? :) I am thinking along the same lines myself - my sheer insanity does not fully show in my current avatar. I believe I might be able to produce a "better" one soon :D ”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Lisa, feel free to send another one, if you don't like this one. It looks like people here are dying to see new pictures of you.”
Lisa wrote
“Just look so dumb, that's all. ”
Calanor wrote
“Steve: The odds are that bad, huh? Well *stamps his foot* I just refuse to believe that :) Lisa: ..and why on Earth would you want to turn off your avatar... ;)”
Karl wrote
“No doubt..LOL”
Lisa wrote
“Um, Karl, it's a true story.”
Karl wrote
“Hello Lisa,once again u're crackin' me up! LOL funny girl”
Lisa wrote
“As free as a Byrd back then, not a worry in the world! (you don't have to laugh at that one) ”
Lisa wrote
“Off - turn avatar off. (btw, I can spell basic words) Steve, I'm sorry I missed seeing you in the 90's. Did you have fun in Tokyo? The sushi in Brighton is probably so much different to the sushi in Tokyo. '94 was my first year out of high school and I was still living in Australia with my parents. Everything was so new and exciting back then! (spent the last five years of my life in strict catholic girls school - every morning we would sing hymns, pray before lessons, and pray before going home!) I remember I used to love dancing to If I Can't Have You down at our local club. I was a bit naughty Steve, I'd spot one guy, point at him, smile and sing "If I Can't Have You", then I'd conveniently disappear into the crowd and do it to another poor unsuspecting lad just to disappear again. (very shy, but not after discovering the joys of alcohol) I was such a tease back then, but ahhhh those were the days! ”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“The only place I've tried walking to is my local pub, so I would safely return. Just kiddin' !”
Byrdman wrote
“Pierre, I think I was but nobody spoke of that then. I'm just recording Spanish guitar today.Then gig tonight,tomorrow and Saturday. I have lunch dates each day too as the local girls have finally figured out that I'm approachable. So its a small world? Have you ever tried walking it? heh heh.”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Looks like Alec Mansion used to work with the same team as Belgian-born French singer Lio. Funny cos' I've just finished working on a project of photo retouching for Lio's sister, Helena. It's a small world!”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Steve, as a child, were you suffering from the hyperactivity syndrom? I cannot figure out how you manage to work on so many projects at a time, and still find the time to post on this forum on the fly? Ladies, see, you'll never get bored at Byrd's!! Thanks a lot for the link, we'll check this out regularly. ”
Byrdman wrote
“Pierre, Its under construction but will soon be at www.alecmansion.com He's a good mate and very,very funny.I am trying to get him to post some stuff for you.He is so busy. He does all the music for RTL,has a pop career and a family so we'll have to give him time.”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“C'mon give us the link for that website!!”
Byrdman wrote
“Cal, you'de have to be a lottery winner mate. Lisa,I too would love that.Don't suppose yo saw us in Tokyo in 94? Sorry you were still at college then. Where are these photos then? I've got some new ones for a mates website in Belgium. I played on his new album. Will try to get him to say hi in French for the gauls and linguist's among us. Just found a fab Japanese restaurant in Brighton. Sushi mmm,ginger mmm.wasabi ouch but mmmmmm also and of course Sake”
Lisa wrote
“Meld - forgot to turn of avatar!”
Lisa wrote
“Steve, it would be so cool to see you perform again with Kim someday. I'd like to be in the audience when that happens thinking to myself "hey we've chatted together before, isn't he great"”
Calanor wrote
“*looks at Steve with tears in his eyes* But.. *starts to place a whole lot of money on various, quite dubious bets, while chanting "Kimmy, Kimmy.."*”
Byrdman wrote
“Hi BOYED, I don't know that Kim is doing an album.I spoke with Kim Rick and Nick recently and they didn't mention it. So unless you know otherwise I don't think there is one. It would cost a fortune to sign her and make an album.As she won't do the 24/7 promotion anymore it would take an eccentric billionaire to do that. Mind you,Russia has lots now. Can't you arrange something? Steve.”
Boyed wrote
“Thanks Calanor. How you doing? I would like to ask, if somebody have any news about the releise of Kim's new album. It's expected to be releised this summer, but no news.”
Calanor wrote
“Boyed: Congrats! I wish you the best :)”
Calanor wrote
“JR: Aw, well, that's a bit cynical, isn't it? Well, I might understand your point of view, though - to be quite honest, I love her as a singer and not (quite as much) as a gardener. And that's it - hurl me down into fires and brimestones if you wish, but you'd have to do the same with many other guys. But I am not quite sure what this has got to do with me scratching my head? :P”
Boyed wrote
“Pierre, I got married lately and I was in honeymoon vacation in Batumi resort of Georgia. I staretd a new life. Yeah, it's great!”
JR wrote
“Well U can talk Mr Calanor, miss KW basically left Music Biz, what do you excpect to happen on this site? And so far from what im understanding her Gardening Fans are keeping it quite :) ”
Calanor wrote
“Hmm, I'll never get this. It's 2 AM GMT and all is quiet. *scratches his head* Weird site.”
Karina wrote
“BRAVO ALEXANDRE WELCOME to men's world”
JR wrote
“Well the most requests i get as Kim's assistant ( Kidding):) No realy most requested songs i think from what i get from FANS are 1. CAn't get enough of your Love, 2 Million Miles Away, 3. Another Step, 4. Say you realy Want me 5. Heaven 6. Loved 7 Hey Mr Heartake 8. Chaos in the Airport, 9. Just Another guy 10, Birthday Song...and bonus Born to be WILD.”
Byrdman wrote
“JR, I can't say mate.I started to think and then I thought of more and more and I would need a checklist of all of Kims tracks,(quite a lot)I would tick the boxes(I'm good at that)and then we would have most of her repertoire,so I don't know Spartak.”
JR wrote
“Steve what songs would you like Kim to perf that she didn't on her Tours?,,, I know she mentioned she wants to do duet Another Step (live) with Go West guy Cox...i would like hear her to perf Loved, Heaven (Remixe) :)and of course the Duet with Cox Another step, i know its Hits Tour but lets not be Top 40 Chart fanatics here. . ”
Byrdman wrote
“HI AX, Nice to read you again. Everyone's been missing you.”
JR wrote
“By the WAY ALEXE wellcome back we ve been missing u :)”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Do you hear or fear or DO I SMASH THE MIRROOOOOOOOOOOR????? [crrrrrrrrrash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]”
Calanor wrote
“*reads the last day's posts* And so chaos seems to reign supreme again! It feels just like home! :D And welcome back, AlexAndre! ”
JR wrote
“When i stand in front of mirror i more often say "Do you belieeeeeeeve in Love Australia !!!!!, then i got something to say and it goes something l ike this" LOL thats from "Blond Ambition Tour" LOL....”
JR wrote
“Agree with you Lisa she does have special presence and communication with audience. I don't think she knows it, i think there are few things Kim didn't know about herself for excample that she was Very pretty, and very talented musician too. But who am i to say what she knows LOL”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Welcome (back) AlexAndre. I don't know exactly what's happening but thank you for sharing it with us.”
AlexAndre wrote
“Somewhere over the rainbow Way up high There s a land that I heard of Once in a lullaby Somewhere over the rainbow Skies are blue And dreams that you dare to dream Really do come true Some day I ll wish upon a star And wake up where the clouds are far behind me Where troubles melt like lemondrops Away above the chimney tops That s where you ll find me Somewhere over the rainbow Bluebirds fly Birds fly over the raibow Why then, oh why can t I? Some day I ll wish upon a star And wake up where the clouds are far behind me Where troubles melt like lemondrops Away above the chimney tops That s where you ll find me... ... I ve never been happier in my life! Thank you for all the conscious and unconscious impacts you ve all had on me and... thank you Kim for letting my words out, you make me shine! ”
Pat from Paname wrote
“I mean a balanced report - I'm the unbalanced one. But you knew that.”
Pat from Paname wrote
“At least we get an unbalanced, impartial and fair news report from CNN! Yes, Japan did star the war, thank you CNN! (Moi suspect they were out of leather and looking to invade a country full of animals.)”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Lisa, got everything I need - except for a pair of leather boots, that is. Care to show me yours?”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Lisaxo, Steve has requested a couple of pics from you, how about you wearing those Italian boots for the pose?”
Lisa wrote
“Pat I've got a pair of fantastic knee high boots from Italy - They have a life of their own, and I love them. I love them so much! I'd lick them myself if it was hygienic!”
Krasi wrote
“Now I get it!! So, that's why I never saw your eyes in the car's back vision mirror! I was asking myself the question WHY for quite some time.. Now I can breath freely - I know the reason ;o))) Re: your dancing skills - c'mon, don't be so humble - I've seen some impressive shaking from you with that naughty guitar of yours ;o))))”
CNN wrote
“"World Wilde War I : Japan attacks France"”
Lisa wrote
“Pat do you need a man?”
Nancy Sino-Lisa-Tra wrote
“".. these boots are made for walking .."”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Sorry 'Master. Must be that time of the month. Lisa, I bow to your feet and lick your designer boots to apologize. Mmmm, leather...”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Here we go again.. how RUDE from you, Pat !!!”
Pat from Paname wrote
“PMS much, Lisa?”
Lisa wrote
“Up yours Pat!”
Tina Live from Europe wrote
“HI EVERYBODY! CmeonnowgiveittomeIsay HI EVERYBODY!!!!! [air kisses] smack. smack. smmmack. OK, OK. Just wanted to say hi to my own private dancer Steve here. Met him on my first trip to England, back when I was doing River Deep, Moutain High for Phil Spector. God, that Phil was a hard man to please. Even pulled a gun on me once but as I told him, when you live with Ike this looks like a bunch of flowers. Thats when little Steve wandered into the studio. Such a youngun but already a Typical Male if you catch my drift. Took one look at my legs and said Better be good to me, Tina. Thats how its gonna be I said and off we went. Well, talking of legs and above, that Little Stevie wonder of his sure made Phils gun look harmless. After that, I knew all about River Deep, Moutain High (insert huge satisfied emoticon here.) Since then Ive always likedem real young. ”
Byrdman wrote
“re alter ego 16543 Keith Jarret”
Byrdman wrote
“Is that so Pat?”
Pat from Paname wrote
“So that's what it was, Lisa. We just thought you needed a man :-) A man like Steve, of course.”
Keith Jarrett from Egoland wrote
“B*** can ignore whole stadiums? That's what I've been doing all my life and I don't even get PMS. I'm SO not impressed. Yours, Keith Jarrett”
Byrdman wrote
“Krasi, I'll tell you,playing guitar and doing moves isn't easy. Kim gave up on me after I couldn't do The Shadows moves. I spend as little time in front of mirrors as possible. When you get to my age etc etc. Anyway didn't you know I have no reflection,goes back to a Transylvavian great uncle on my mothers side,fangs for the memories though!”
Lisa wrote
“Steve, Kim certainly has been sharing a lot of personal things with us lately - her monthly blues, where she conceived her children ect As for my experience...once was aggressive with Pat and Alisue, and didn't realize why I was so eruptive until the next day! I basically thought it was ....them at the time. Do like the new avatar Krasi!!”
Krasi wrote
“ Heya Steve! I guess you haven't been in rehearsals enough for this one... It sucks! You must spend more time infront of the mirror! LOL! And I think you are ON again with the PMS stuff... Well, I wish it wasn't THAT true ;o)) Love, K.”
Byrdman wrote
“Pierre, Glad you like Tin Drum. Steve.”
Byrdman wrote
“Hey Lisa,Krasi,everybody on the board,how you feelin',I said how you feelin,I SAID HOW YOU ALL FEELING TODAY WTV viewers,do you feel good?do you feel good? HUH I feel good da da da da da da da,like I knew that I would now(launches into James Brown fancy footwork and fall over) I agree its gruesome all that fake sincerity.At leats Kim was honest,I've seen her ignore stadiums when she was in a foul mood,usually about once a month. Steve.”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“I've just received my copy of "Tin Drum" by Japan which I ordered online. Amazing bass, interesting voice, I pretty much enjoy it at a first listen. Thanks mates for the advice!”
Krasi wrote
“Yeah Lisa, I second that completely! Kim seems to be speaking to the audience only when she feels like speaking... And when she is in a mood, then you can hear some really funny stuff between the songs ;o) I love that... That's always the case with Kimmy ;o))) I watched Kylie's concert recently, a promotion for her latest album, and I was expecting a real show. But I felt completely nothing... Usually, when I watch somebody that I like performing live, it leaves my batteries fully charged! Kim always has that particular effect on me ;o))”
Lisa wrote
“James boyfriend, in addition to what you said on kimwilde.com, I'd just like to add that Kim is a natural when speaking to the audience on stage. I've heard Kylie and Britney "speak" to the audience, and to be quite frank, I just felt bloody embarrassed for them. Something like this " Hi Dublin, how y'all feelin tonight _ I can't hear you, I said how y'all feelin tonight" So rehearsed in front of the mirror and so insincere sounding, whereas Kim's very natural and playful on the stage as if it's her second home or something!”
“ok”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Short list announced for national star awards! [external link] Thanks James!”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“What have you been up to, Boyed? It's been a while, indeed!”
Boyed wrote
“I don't know about Alissue, but from my side I can promise to come back. I wonder if you missed me?”
JR wrote
“Ohh Karina i don't blame u too much, in Russian Language the difference between (contempt and admit ) only one letter / :)”
Karina wrote
“PAT im sorry i was mistaken, this is a result using Electronic dictionary, instead contempt i ment Admit :)”
Karina wrote
“Steve they are from same teame, but not so deep, who knows? Pat have to contempt are you innocent or guilty. P S good luck with new Mac do you save everything?”
“Very nice perf. i think Kim looks Beautiful as always. I like Breaking Away, especially the video ”
Marcy Marc wrote
“Well it seems that Cali and jerhzy had a discussion 'bout remixes. Mhm why is everyone prefering the matt darey remix of Breakin' Away over the original version? I thinkm the original is so uplifting and spreads joy and warmth as the MD mix is a bit to electronical and kinda "cold" i think - I'd prefer the original and the T'empo mix over the MD Mix. A shame that the T'empo mix wasn't released commercially on cd.”
JR wrote
“Well AlisE said he needs to Re-Invent himself, to Grow , to change, so he went away to ......to Re-invent himself i guess he realy took Madonna's Tour very seriously :)”
Marcel wrote
“Calanor, the 'too many connections' and slowness sometimes occur. I guess it's the price I have to pay for choosing a forum that is non-ad-supported and for not knowing how to host a forum on my own site (...which would generate too much datatraffic anyway!!) Thankfully, this one always works... and contains more celebrities too. ;-)”
jerzy wrote
“Too many connections? That's probably because Alisue in his numerous incarnations decided to log on. ”
Calanor wrote
“Oh, never mind that - seems to work now, but things are very slooow..”
Calanor wrote
“Hmm, am I the only one getting the error msg "Too many connections" when trying to visit KW.com's forum? I've never seen this message before.”
jerzy wrote
“The Queen is dead, long live... whoever Alisue will develop into! I dread it could be Alexandre from Paname! ”
Maxim wrote
“Alisue is "dead", didn't you know. Get ready for the return of Alexandre (the real person behind AS). Either that, or he/she will come back as someone else. In any case, I think we all will be able to recognise him/her immediately. Reminds me of Ali G a bit, tee hee!”
Calanor wrote
“Steve: Interesting thought.. :D”
Byrdman wrote
“Karina I agree, where is Alisue? Are we sure its not one of Pats alter egos? Steve.”
Calanor wrote
“WS: I must admit that I actually prefer the 7" version of Lovers on a Beach. Dunno, the extended version is a bit um too long, making it sound a tad repetitive in my ears. ”
Karina wrote
“Lisa already in wile i have same thoughts. "Alise we Miss You"...(Just too much to rush ahead, without looking back, even thoght it is time) Stop me. Shinny AlisE maybe you opened your own website? :) Im sure you have all tallents for that.”
Wildestorm wrote
“Just wanted to add that I very rarely listen to some of the remixes but if I do I prefer the original 12" mix for "The second time", it's great. I really like some of the extended versions from the 80's but not over the single or album track. There were also a great remix of "Can't get enough" on the B-side to "World in..." I think. "Lovers on a beach" was a great 12" version too...”
jerzy wrote
“Matt Darey did wonders with this otherwise quite a bland track. I didn't like his Heaven remix so much, though!”
Calanor wrote
“jerzy: Oh, forgot to meantion Rage to Love. I don't know if I actually _prefer_ it over the original, but I like the mix, yes. As for the Matt Darey mix of Breakin' Away, it's probably the only case I can think of where I do think the remix is better than the original track. ”
Calanor wrote
“jerzy: *lol* Well, thought about that while I was writing my reply, but it's hardly a secret which time period I like the most :) Of course, it's not like that many mixes were released during those days. Oh, and Kids 2001 _is_ post-1984, technically speaking. :)”
jerzy wrote
“I also prefer the originals with perhaps a couple of exceptions: Rage to Love and Breaking Away (Matt darey Vocal mix) spring to mind.”
jerzy wrote
“Why doesn't it surprise me there isn't even a single post-1984 track on this list? ”
Calanor wrote
“jerzy: Sometimes WTV is updated in a strange manner - didn't see your last post til just now. Anyway, my favourite remix? And I'm not allowed to pick any of Marcy Marc's, right ;) Generally speaking, I am not all that crazy about remixes, but it certainly happens that I listen to The Second Time remixes now and then (including the dub). Love Blonde 12" is a given and if I am to name a more recent remix (though based on a not-too-recent song..), I think Kids 2001 is quite good. I'm sure I've forgot to mention a bunch of other good remixes, but I usually prefer to listen to the original versions :)”
Byrdman wrote
“Aarg!Stress! Just using my new Mac OSX and software upgrades and its crashed three times losing work.I know save save and save again,you think I don't know that? Anyway everyone played better the second time1 Steve.”
Calanor wrote
“jerzy: Actually trying to listen to it now - I'll never understand what this one's really got in common with WDYTYA (apart from a line or so of text)... Odd enough, the "wailing" some three mins into the remix was used by Mike Oldfield in one of his tracks. Nope, not a similar voice - that exact one.”
jerzy wrote
“Yes, but somebody has to maintain discipline here. BTW, Calanor, which is your favourite mix?”
Calanor wrote
“jerzy: You are a cruel man, jerzy *lower lip starts to quiver*”
jerzy wrote
“OK, so listen to "Who Do You Think You Are" Bruce Forest dub mix 10 times. I know you hate it! ”
Calanor wrote
“jerzy: But.. I don't own that album..?”
jerzy wrote
“Calanor! That was soooo unfair! Me saying weird things? Moi? Some people do have a cheek! The punishment for Calanor today: listen to Celine Dion latest album with songs for children. That's final.”
Calanor wrote
“Richard: Oh hi! Nice to see you here :) Don't pay too much attention to jerzy, he says the most weirdest of things at times - I am actually quite harmless. I think. *gets lost in deep thoughts* Anyway, I do agree with jerzy on at least one point though - it'd be interesting hearing some of your memories/opinions/etc of Kim :)”
Calanor wrote
“*yawn* Did I miss anything? *looks at jerzy and then starts to catch up*”
Lisa wrote
“Oh dear, that sounded so corney didn't it! Didn't purposely mean to make that rhyme ALISUE - COME BACK!”
Lisa wrote
“Neither thankyou - I need a glass of scotch! RICHARD, welcome to club wilde, so nice of you to come! It's been quite interesting to read what you boys have been up to since Kim entered domestic bliss! I look forward to reading a lot more, not only about Kim, but also your creative projects...so please, put your feet up, make yourself at home, and if there is anything I can get you, please let me know. Lisaxo”
JR wrote
“Karina only Coffee & tea, how about reading poems ? :) ”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Sorry Karina, actually I meant to write "Play it, boys". Please don't read anything into that - I'm just tired. Off to bed, with no dessert.”
Karina wrote
“PAT,thank you but you are overestimating my abilities sorry i have to go otherwise i would have offered everybody a cup of coffee or tea...”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Three little musicians Shakin' in their get-ups Karina walks on the stage and she says: "Eat it, boys!" Or maybe she says: "This was just an appetizer, right? Now where's that keyboards player?"”
Byrdman wrote
“Very funny Karina, I'll try and find one. They were always different though. Love Steve”
Karina wrote
“SO,where is the drumer,for the full BAND?”
Byrdman wrote
“Hey Richard, Are you online? If you have the time lets talk”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Well I've been told that there's an omnipotent webmaster somewhere around! you know my mail, Richard..”
Richard wrote
“Not sure if I can put pics up on the site but maybe somebody can let me know if that's possible. I think you have probably seen some of the shots of Kim I think they used one on the recent greatest hits compilation R”
Byrdman wrote
“Karina, Big kiss to you xxxxxxxxx! So you live in a part of NY that I know/knew. Thanks for your wishes. Steve.”
JR wrote
“Richard photos are very impressive...Angelica Huston and Lauren Becall are one of the best actresses of all time...Well maybe later don't like to push u know you can share your photos of Kim W with us? :)”
jerzy wrote
“Richard, I hope you'll share with us some Kim-related memories and your opinions about her past and current activities. And a word of warning: this board is haunted by the so called Three Loonies (these are Pat from France, Calanor from Sweden and... I don't remember the third one). They are mentally unstable to say the least and quite dangerous. Recently, for example, they made Steve Byrd believe that Sam Fox visited this site, which resulted in the former one's outpouring of emotion. Now you're safe because they don't wake up until noon. I just thought you should know this :-) ”
Richard wrote
“I forgt to mention that Steve and Jeff Hammer and Matt Letely have also joind us on a few Indies gigs and that was great like old times.... The Indies Album was made for Polygram but not for general release it was made to sell at or gigs to raise money. The band is when full compliment 13 piece with 3 girls backing vocalists(the Undies) and brass section. The rythmn section is from LA and we now have Richard Elfmann on percussion his brother is Danny who wries move scores and also the Simpsons's music. The band is all about fun and is rather like the Commitments andthe feel similar to that of the Qtips whn I played with Paul Young lots of Stax/Motown/Joe Cocker/Stones.Tessa Niles joined the band as guest undie for the album.We have a website with some pics which I will let you have. R”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“The Google link for Richard's work as a photographer is here: [external link] ”
jerzy wrote
“Richard, you certainly haven't been wasting time: working with so many talented people, taking up all those creative activities and that Siberia thing... Wow! I'll definitely keep my eyes open for your documentary projects that sound fascinating. Can you tell us more about the Indies album? What kind of music is it and when was it released? ”
Richard wrote
“Hi Jerzy Since I left Kim's band I played with Dan Hartman and Elkie Brooks and still play live with a band that is put togerher from people in the Film industry called the Indies and we raise money for Charity and we made an album and have opened the Cannes Film Festival twice and played at the House of Blues in LA and the Avalon in LA . I still write and record for my film projects when I can. I do miss touring we had a great time with Kim. I have been making (producing and directing documentaries and TV shows and have just finsihed a Feaure Documentary which we showed in Cannes last week it's a rock and roll movie about a ballet company the New York City Ballet going on the road to dance at the Kirov in St Petersburg. Kevin Kline has narrated the film for me and it will be released in Cinemas and TV. When I played with Kim I was also taking photos professionally on movies and I did shoot some of my best photographs of Kim .I have still been working in movies and shot , The Krays Judge Dredd, Mission Impossible, Equlibrium, Below and I'm just working on a movie with Anjelica Huston and Lauren Bacall at the moment. In 1995 I directed and photographed a documentary series going from London to New York Overland crossing Siberia at the coldest time of the year. If you are intersted you can look at my photo diary of the trip if you go on Google and enter h2g2 then put my name richard blanshard into the search engine then the week by week diary of photos will come up. Enough!! R ”
jerzy wrote
“Richard, its a true honour to have you here. What have you been up to recently, if I may ask?”
jerzy wrote
“Does anybody know anything about Alison Moyet new album of covers called VOICE? ”
Richard wrote
“Hi evybody just thought I'd join in with you all lots of great memories to remember ”
Karina wrote
“STEVE! i read the last part. your sweet memories made my imagination... almost 20 years later ,almost the same adress bet 5 and 6 ave,hotel,hugs.... forever beautifull KIMI!maybe you will bring me happiness and peace? though even i dont deserve from you.. NOT, its sounds wrong,-you already gave it to me and to everybody.THANK YOU ”
JR wrote
“Ohh im so excited, i just saw Steve & Kim on US tv :) well they showd 2 Kim Wilde - videos "Go for it, & Say you realy Love me"... on Vh1 -Ch136, Go for it its on TV as i write this @@”
Byrdman wrote
“Yep,PIERRE, Gary was our first sexy saxophonist. Richard is the one in the current Rage to Love tv show.”
Pat from Paname wrote
“I'm the King of Kings Wearing broken wings I've lost my crown... Oh that's right, I gave it to the Dancing Queen of the Jungle.”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“No, as far as I can remember, it was Gary Barnacle playing in "Love Blonde" videoclip. I think Richard joined the band in 1984.”
JR wrote
“well Im Leo so i was with Lions, and its no doubt they just call the KING of the Jungle so Thats That.”
JR wrote
“Hello Richard...mhh saxaphone player, is he the one who was in Love Blond video too?”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Do I hear the word "loonies"? Hellooo Steve, our honorary loo... I mean, our honorary, err, guitar player. And welcome to the Bates Motel, Mr Blanshard. Leave your expectations at the door, along with your sanity and any weapons you may carry. Please disregard everything the Byrdman has said, aside from the fact that Pierre is God. Then again, I'm sure nothing can scare you after being in The Second Time video. JR, thanks for the tip. I'll remember not to pick any lion next time I visit the pet shop. That's probably why Kim didn't sing "Like a lion you hunted and tracked me down." Had she, the video would probably have been directed by Dario Argento.”
Byrdman wrote
“I'm off for the day,will check in tonight.Have nice Sunday everybody and no fighting while I'm gone.”
Byrdman wrote
“Hi Richard, The site loonies should be medicated at the moment so I can say hello and warn you of them. Pat and Cal are the worst culprits folled by a few intellectuals(try to tell them anything and they know more and use better English._bloody foreigners. Pierre is omnipotent and must be obeyed. There's some hot women too,Karina and Lisa for two. That apart its good fun,and you can log worldwide when you're bored in that hotel room. Speak soon Richard, Steve.”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Richard Blanshard, who's been Kim's saxophone player for years, is now a registered member of this site. Nice to see you Richard!
Karl wrote
“Well i'm a Wiiiiild(e) one! LOL”
jerzy wrote
“Hello Karl! This last quotation of yours was actually the first thing that came to my mind. We're doomed to this Wilderness, I'm afraid.”
Karl wrote
“hello Jerzy,...! 'Like a tiger you hunted & tracked me down,savaged my soul & took over control And then when you'd used all the love you found,you left without trace,not a note or a single goodbye' (couldn't resist)”
jerzy wrote
“Tiger, tiger, burning bright, in the forests of the night (W. Blake)”
Karl wrote
“it's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight rising up to the challenge of our rival, and the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night and he's watching us all in the eye of the tiger...”
JR wrote
“Anyway, for anyone who cared, Lions are stronger then Tigers ( because Lions had more Fight experience and they are used to killing larger animals) Sorry Karl ”
JR wrote
“Pierre can you next time do Chapter 5 on Steve's Bio ? because i have to read again and try to find chapter 5-continuation not to mention that distractive RED Spot on the site...looks like Kim left few RED-spots on this site too :) from wine? Yeh its True NY'bouncers can be Very Agressive, but im sure anywhere you ll go with Kim they will open the Doooors :) no? I can't even imagine what was it like going out with Kim to the clubs in he Heydeys probably madhouse around...”
Calanor wrote
“Oh, I've not had any problems when it comes to that, Pat. I am completely insane, after all. In addition, with distractions as Kim (hi, Steve) and Sam (hi, Steve, oh, sorry..), who can blame me? Seriously, though, I hope your suggestions will indeed keep me awake at night! :)”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Calanor I can't believe you're still up at this hour. Hopefully from now on you'll have a good reason for not sleeping at night.”
Calanor wrote
“Pat: *laughs* Well, that's the "carried away" I prefer - guys writing a few pages about horror films, hehe ;) Thanks a lot, Pat, I will look into your recommendations! I am looking forward to many a restless nights. ”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Sorry Calanor, I got a bit carried away in my mail - as you will see when you check your mailbox. OK, a cup of sweet hot tea and then it's off to bed for me.”
Calanor wrote
“Hmm, 3 AM GMT and all is quiet. *sighs* Oh, what a surprise *pouts and glares about him*”
Calanor wrote
“Pat: To be completely honest, I am checking my mail and am still not suffering from any unbearable shock of horror.”
Calanor wrote
“Steve: Take care, and sleep tight :)”
Byrdman wrote
“Bonsoir,au revior et merci beacoup.”
Calanor wrote
“Pat: Oh, scared? *claps his hands* My favourite emotion *bounces about* Why do you think I love Cambodia? *snickers*”
Pat from Paname wrote
“That reminds me, Calanor: you're about to get mail. Be scared. Be very scared...”
Calanor wrote
“Pat: Super, hahaha! *laughs hard* Good one :)”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Glad you liked it, Steve. That's one lawsuit less I have to worry about. BTW, love the story of Kim messing up that guy's white suit. (To those who haven't read it yet: it's not as dirty as it sounds. Well, sort of.)”
Byrdman wrote
“, I'm gonna have to hit you for flood damage to my keypad if I cry with laughter anymore. Genius.”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Just couldn't resist it :-)”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Silly boy, I love your humour!”
Pat from Paname wrote
“And now, dedicated to our own private Big Brother and beloved webmaster, seeking inspiration late at night: ***SONGWRITING WITHOUT PAIN*** A quick "how to" guide featuring WTV's favorites Kim Wilde and Steve Byrd. Scene: Select Sound Studios, a day in the 80s. As the curtain rises, Steve is strumming his guitar, which he does all the way through. KIM: Nums, I just had an idea for a love song! STEVE (strumming his guitar): Hmmm? KIM: Got a great title too: "Love, Love Me Do". What d'you think? STEVE: Didn't some boys band use that? KIM: Really? [thinks] I know! "Love To Love You Baby"! STEVE: Taken. KIM [sighs.] Oh. Bollocks. [Frowns hard.] Got it! "Love Blonde"! STEVE: Did that already. KIM: Did I? [looks at her mirror] I suppose I did. [sighs] "Love Child"? STEVE: Wanna get sued? KIM: Don't get on my nerves, Nums. Do the letters PMS mean anything to you? STEVE: Gonna write a song about that? KIM [glares at him]: You keep this up and you're gonna hear some four letter word instead of my song. RICKY [appearing through the doorway]: What? Did I hear "four letter word"? [calling offstage] Hey Marty, come here quick! Got a great idea for a song! KIM [sighing]: Brothers... RICKY: Hey, that's another great one! MARTYYYYYYY!!! [curtain]”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“And finally, Steve's life story has just been updated. Right before exploring the "never trust a stranger" era - probably the next episode, you'll learn why you should "never wear a white suit" at a cocktail party. Thanks Steve! It's getting late, sweet night everyone!”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Welcome to the dangerous section of the asylum, mondodon! (love that handle, sounds like something we french would call each other after hours) Congratulation on following Kim's carreer from the beginning in the US. Must have been frustrating at times :-) Enjoy the videos, they're worth it (as is pretty much everything on this site, including medication hour.) My personal recomendation: the video for Another Step where she is... sighs... you'll have to see for yourself... [goes into swooning delirium.] Nurse Ratched, we need another shot here!!!”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“We have a new registered member from California, called 'mondodon'. Even though I have no avatar to show yet, I wanted to post his nice message - simply because it's *lovely*: "Thank you for providing such a wonderful and comprehensive site on Kim! I live in the USA and have loved her music since the very beginning. I have had to rely mainly on imports of her music and up to now had NEVER seen some of her videos! I recently got DSL and have so enjoyed seeing some of her videos for the very first time! The quality is amazing! I hope that you continue to update and add the remaining videos for those of us out here not fortunate enough to have seen her videos and other rare footage! Keep up the great work!" Well, thanks a bunch man!”
Calanor wrote
“Steve: Np, it's just that I had a recollection of her speaking Cockney during a show in the 80s - I suppose many could do that, but after that I somewhat associated her with Cockney. Anyway, I was just curious if you knew more about this :)”
Pat from Paname wrote
“And now, music you play with one hand. It figures...Can you leave your hat on? Music hour never was that interesting in MY school.”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“And in the meantime, your webmaster is desperately trying to arrange an old song of his. I had to clean the dust off my keyboards, learn how to use my left hand again (the right one is okay, thank you), and find inspiration to add new lyrics while keeping an eye on WTV. Of course, the most difficult part is to avoid using words such as 'loonies', 'tazer', 'nums' and 'lisa'.. oh life!!”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Steve, be sure to include in your next instalment the recipe for laughing salad. I bet not even Kim has it, even if she does homegrows everything these days.”
Byrdman wrote
“Sorry Calanor, I do believe Sam may be a Cockney.The term comes from if you can hear the sound of Bow Bells(an old church there) I think her family are from that area but can't say 100% as it is such a small area that can hear those church bells. ”
Byrdman wrote
“Pats on form tonight as usual. Am reading,eating an organic salad.Home grown and laughing. All seems good to me .Wow that red chilli is hot.ssssssssss”
Calanor wrote
“Steve: Of course, Steve :) But that was actually a sincere question. Nevermind that, though.”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Yeeaaaah, RECESS!!!! (what Sammy references? Surely not the oil wrestling stuff? Unless her carreer is far more interesting than I thought it was.)”
Byrdman wrote
“CAL, Look,can we please drop the Sammy references now. God,it reminds me of my schoolyard here sometimes............... Maybe thats why its such good fun.”
Calanor wrote
“Pat: By the way, I think you can see the email addresses when checking out members' reviews.”
Pat from Paname wrote
“unrealized.com... gotta love it :-) OK I'll send you a list later on, fellow loon.”
Calanor wrote
“Pat: bane@unrealized.com Long story how that address came into being, hehe.”
Pat from Paname wrote
“I meant e-mail but you knew that already :-) (Big Brothers ALWAYS know everything.)”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Calling Big Brother! Where on earth (or below?) are posters e-amil addresses displayed again?”
Calanor wrote
“Pat: Paganism is quite what I associated it with - well, if we've got to reduce a lot of the non-christian world into "paganism" anyway. But the term "paganism" refers to, as I recall it, "people by the country-side" or something like that. Basically, folklore. But sure, "Pagan" usually refers to modern witches nowadays, but I'm pretty much sure that human sacrifices is very much far from their minds. Which is one of the reasons to why I never saw this film. Touchy? Perhaps, yes, I can admit to that.”
“Well one of my favourites from the RAK days and this live rendition shines of course cause the sexy Steve is on guitar. lol but anyway it is a great performance and it seems fun too”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Oh boy, you asked for it. Subtle horror or don't-sleep-at-night stuff (not that the two are mutually exclusive)?”
Calanor wrote
“Anyway, as for the Wickerman, I will have to check it out. Pat, I know you're kind of into horror and stuff - would you consider sending me a few suggestions? I know that you've named a few previously, but I managed to lose that note, hehe ;) Anyway, my email should be displayed hereabouts.”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Calanor, The wicker Man is really about paganism - which apparently didn't go down well AT ALL with my parents :-) Or maybe it was the sight of Christopher Lee with a turtleneck sweater and a 70s hairstyle (now that's more horrifying to behold than any Dracula outfit - or a Second Time outfit come to think of it.)”
Calanor wrote
“Pat: Agreed, put an Iron Mask on the mate, but give him a laptop too. Hey, times change.”
Calanor wrote
“Steve: Devil worshippers? I haven't seen the film. but my impression was that it was based on some of the reports Julius Caesar did when he um "visited" Britain?”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Darn, Steve has finally uncovered our Dark Secret. Put him in the cell next to Alisue's. [pauses to consider] Let him have a computer though. We still haven't got the dirt on Britt, Tina and Axel Bauer.”
Calanor wrote
“Pat: Oh, thought you meant like Turkisk oil wrestlers amd such.. :D”
Byrdman wrote
“Guys, You don't want to mess with the Wickerman. It was a really chilling film in its day.I haven't seen it for years. I hate the whole idea of being helpless like that. That is the scariest thing imaginable.To be cornered by devil worshippers. Mind you,WTV seems to be going more and more that way. laughs maniacilly as he is escort away hehehehehehehehehehe!!!!”
Pat from Paname wrote
“(suddenly remembers that not only is Big Brother is watching, Mrs Fowler might someday) I mean, olive oil with a sprinkle of fresh garlic and parsley. Coat pasta and serve hot :-(!”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Not me. I find oil more of a turn-on :-)”
Calanor wrote
“Pat: Don't we all :D”
Pat from Paname wrote
“I seem to remember that in Dumas novel, there were two ladies in D'Artagnan's life whose rivalry ended with one of them stone cold on the floor. Poison if I recall right, but in this case Steve might prefer a good round of mud wrestling :-)”
Calanor wrote
“Pat: As for Eyes in the Sky, I kind of got your drift - think I've seen the ending, actually. For some reason; it's not like it's that rewarding seeing the ending of a horror film, hehe.”
Calanor wrote
“Pat: As for Milady, that wasn't fair! :( Well, dunno, let's rewrite Dumas and place two Miladies in it! *rubs his hands together* Yup, that sounds like a good solution!”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Actually that was my point Calanor. Without revealing too much, I can tell you The Wicker Man closes on a shot of a setting sun which will make you think twice about the romantic aspects of sunset.”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Calanor, if Steve is our D'Artagnan (and I'd tend to agree on this, though he apparently doesn't need a sword to fight several men at once - provided they're all drunk) does this make Karina or Lisa Milady?”
Calanor wrote
“Pat: No, no. The Burning Eye in the Sky is the orcs' term for the Sun. I am sure you're confusing things...”
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“How uncanny. The Eye In The Sky brings to mind the haunting final frame of The Wicker Man... *shivers*”
Calanor wrote
“Pat: Hmm, my dad's a catholic, though my mum defintely is not, hehe.. So that might make me able to watch the film, perhaps. Seriously though, I suppose I should check it out - it seems to be a classic and God knows that I watched plenty of horrendously bad horror movies throughout the years...”
Calanor wrote
“Ouch, the Lidless Eye's gaze is upon us :)”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Calanor, without spoiling it for those who haven't seen it (yet) I believe you should give The Wicker Man another try. Not only one of the most chilling (and yet darkly funny) movies I've seen, it's also one of the smartest. My devoutly catholic parents hated it though :-)”
Calanor wrote
“Pat: Yes, I agree - I've kind of thought the fellow to be a kind of a D'Artagnan lately, haven't you too? :)”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“But big brother's watchin' you.. like an eye in the sky..”
Calanor wrote
“*looks at Steve* *grins* Pat: By the way, it's clear that you seem to like "The Wicker Man" a great deal. I keep hearing about it from both some of my pals and also critics, yet when I first heard of this one, I was in my late teens. That's about the time when I got really interested in celtic history and mythology, so the storyline kind of offended me. Still, I might very well have misunderstood things and besides that, I kind of believe that I am a little more open-minded today. ;) ”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Well even if jerzy is God knows where, there are still 3 loonies online tonight!”
Byrdman wrote
“Karina, Big kiss if you are online. Mwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !xxxxxxxxxxx!”
Calanor wrote
“Pat: I am not quite sure either, thus my careful reply to Steve :D Hmm.. Seeing your avatar once again reminds me of the fact that I do not look quite insane enough in mine. Got a nice, and recent, alternative here though, but I dunno... What if Kimmy would actually check out this site some day - she'd flee at the sight of it :D”
Nice, Subtle Pat from Paname wrote
“Love the line about "more meat on a butcher's pencil"! Can't help wondering if that's what Jessica Simpson said on her wedding night.”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Guess it's Mystery Hour on WTV. I have no idea what Steve and Calanor have an idea about. Teaches me to mingle online among criminals, I suppose.”
Calanor wrote
“Steve: Yea, kind of like Cockney, though I rarely understand it :) Speaking of which, I seem to recall Sammy being a Cockney gal, hehe.”
Byrdman wrote
“Lisa, I missed out butchers(butchers hook-look) Also their fondness when they see a skinny person. "I've seen more meat on a butchers pencil" lovely,subtle people,not.”
Byrdman wrote
“Lisa, As you are a linguist I feel it only right and proper to give you a translation of my Cockney posting. (given the levels of intelligence exhibited on this site I imagine you all know what I said) but for the non linguist's amongst us )(Gallics,Former Europeans,Japanese etc) I said "Lisa get your plates(plates of meat-feet)down the apples(apples and pears-stairs)Go to your fridge,take out a desperate(desperate dan-can)of pigs(pigs ear-beer)and drink it,or get it dahn yer cakehole. MMmm ,such a lovely dialect its both fascinating and gruesome to hear the real deal.. Invented so that criminals could speak secretly centuries ago.”
Calanor wrote
“Sexy Steve: Work on what? Kind of think that I know what you are talking about, but can't say I am sure, hehe :)”
Byrdman wrote
“Exactamont Pat,(misspelt I think) Re Kims involvement. I will work on this and I have an idea.”
Karina wrote
“Steve you forgot to mention on your list name Barry White with his sexiest voice "You are my everything"...Pierre about "plastic art" nothing is mystery, just its again by family curcumstances.”
jerzy wrote
“Steve, would we be interested to read? Do we really need to answer this question? Just stop teasing us and get down to writing! ”
Karl wrote
“great..i'm good thx ..**Bladerunner**'s one of my fave song of course! Hmm i think her name was Kim..W..oops can't remember well but i fell in love with her voice right from the start i heard that beautiful song..! i was about 11 or 12 oh LOL ”
Calanor wrote
“Steve: Considering that your stories tend to be very entertaining to read, regardless of whether we're dealing with the autobiography or the short stories you write in the forum, I have a hard time *inhales* believing that anyone would _not_ like to hear even more of the stuff you've experienced :) Long sentence, there..”
Calanor wrote
“Karl: Just fine, thank you :) Hope same goes for you! Actually listening to Bladerunner at the time of writing, which I figure that you might appreciate *chuckles* No, not Vangelis - that other artist.. Hmm.. What's her name..”
Calanor wrote
“Pat: I agree, there are very valid reasons for Kim not writing stuff here, apart from the "mystique" thing. Still, I guess that she wouldn't actually have to write on the forum - it could be presented as a celebrity contribution instead. But frankly, I am not exactly sure what she'd say - an autobiography along the lines of Steve's perhaps? *shrugs* Still, I can understand that she might be far too busy for this.”
Karl wrote
“Hellooooo Mister Cal! how re u doin'?”
Calanor wrote
“Catching up (again) and am breaking into tears with laughter.. There's no doubt that there are more than three loons present on this site *still laughing*”
Karl wrote
“I'm reading those Wtv posts i love (nooooo Karina i'm not upset with Wtv at all, LOL should i?,just very busy working!) Ok i've noticed some of us want a few words from Kim,very good idea indeed..I was thinking thinking & thinking but ..but.. WHAT ON EARTH COULD OUR LOVELY KIMMY say? i thought 'DO you want a new album..with STeve as my fave guitarist? would just be perfect! haha YEHhhhhhhhhhhhh”
Karl wrote
“LIon or Tiger,Tiger or Lion hmmm James i think it's kind of hard but i'll bet on the Tiger as the strongest! don't forget to give us the answer at the end..!”
JR wrote
“Pierre i hope you had in Armenian Restaurante, but seeing a Waitress look like KARINA? wow that unusual because Karina doesn't look much Armenian, she has more European look.”
JR wrote
“Im watching Discovery Ch =now its very interesting Scineists are putting together Lion & Tiger, 2 strongest Wild animals who will never meet, but who is stronger, Tiger or Lion... I will let you know after the show will be over.”
JR wrote
“Lisa i personaly think Kim won't post much, u know her official websites how many times did she post anything there? :) Hello!”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Lisa, don't blame the poor little frenchy who's desperately trying to understand the "subtilities" of your language..”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Steve, I wouldn't have dared to ask, because I didn't want to put that much pressure on you (look at what the girls here are doin' to us, already), but I cannot wait to read the rest of your story.”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Back from an Armenian restaurant. Aside from the oriental food which I'd die for, I had a strange experience with that waitress who was Karina's perfect double. I had the feeling that we had known each other for years, so I couldn't help smiling at her, looking into her eyes in what could appear like the most inviting way. I got an extra Turkish coffee for that. Thanks Karina.. you made my day!”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Everybody will probably hate me for writing this, but regarding Kim posting here, I can perfectly understand how she'd rather not. Aside from the mystique thing, just imagine the avalanche of questions if she even said 'hello' (not that I wouldn't be as thrilled as the rest of you.) It would take her days just to read through all the comments, questions and pleas. And then we'd all get disappointed if she didn't answer every single one of them :-) Steve managed to weather the onslaught by posting his autobiography (did we mention how grateful we are for this? And how we're waiting for the rest of it? - see previous post) Not to mention the time factor (no, not the song. please.) Also I'm afraid it might make us all self-conscious if she did. And I like it when everyone gets as loony as we've been in the past few days :-) (talking of which, Lisa, as one of the 3 official Loonies on this board, I take exception to your comment. We loons are very well behaved online. It's only when meeting Kim in the flesh that we behave like total morons. Yes, this is our civilized side. Imagine what it's like in real life.) Being able to exchange our views on her music and carreer, getting the scoops and the goodies from Steve and Pierre, and even imagining that Kim herself might take a look on our antics someday (and hopefully getting a laugh out of it)... Well, that is already so much more than what I could have dreamed of as a teenager back in the 80s. How could we ask for more? To quote a well-known song: Que Sera, Sera.”
“Kim looks just perfect!!”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Steve, can't help it if the (two whole) chickens are restless :-) As for handling byrds, even with both hands, I'd think twince after all your stories of pub fighting (I get gooseflesh, or hen flesh as we say in french, just to think of Lisa screaming in the background: 'Go for the kill, Steve! Nuke the f***er!') Anyway you've managed to take my mind off the subject with your name-dropping. Good God, I don't know where to start... Wacko Jacko, Bowie, Tina, The Right Rev'rend Ray Charles (!!!) Britt (forever associated in my mind with that naked dancing in The Wicker Man - a truly breathcatching moment in cinema History - not to mention the Ab Fab exchange: 'Brit!' 'Pat!' 'Brit!' 'Pat!') Gainsbourg, the closest thing we french people got to royalty, Copperfield (closest thing to a Queen In A Hat) Axel Bauer (sexiest thing in 80s pop after Kim - and the Byrdman of course ;-)) Sacha 'I drive like I tip' Distel, Sir Anthony... WRITE WRITE WRITE!!! We'll READ READ READ!!!”
Lisa wrote
“A hunky sexy husband....hmmmmm that wouldn't leave me with much time either!”
Byrdman wrote
“Lisa, I will mail Kim and Rick to ask. Don't forget that Kim has two kids,two careers,one hunky husband to lokk after. sHE'S WRITING A GARDENING BOOK,TV SHOWS ETC. sHE IS A BUSY LADY. i DON'T EVEN KNOW IF SHE GETS ANY TIME TO SURF. rICK IS NOT LIKELY TO REPLY AS HE IS A LAW UNTO HIMSELF. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh caps lock AGAIN. I give up.”
Lisa wrote
“Wouldn't be cool if Kim liked rated one of her clips! Might distract Pierre from posting links to something revolting!”
Lisa wrote
“Common Steve, how bout pullin another cracker! (how's my cockney?) Ok Steve, I respect Kim's reasons, but she has an avatar, and is always welcome to post something like "hellooo everyone" when the three loonies aren't online ready to strike back. Very interested in reading about the rest of your story.”
Byrdman wrote
“Pat, You're really taken with the two chicken thing aren't you? Maybe your alter ego really wants a bird in each hand”
Byrdman wrote
“Hey, I forgot,I'm supposed to be posting the rest of the story. Good bits to come about Jacko,Bowie,Tina Turner,Ray Charles, Anthony Hopkins,Britt Ekland,Victor Borge,Peter Ustinov,Serge Gainsbourg,Axel Bauer Sasha Distel,David Copperfield etc etc etc. Will anybody read it if I go to the bother? I certainly wouldn't”
Byrdman wrote
“Lisa, not that one,it was the funniest outfit since my fake fur leotard way back. We all looked like extras from Star Trek.For a laugh we all went to a pub for lunch,make up and everything. It was a laugh and we didn't care cos Steve Shone the black haired bassist was a pscho killer and any sideways looks were quashed by his ferocious snarl. Actually Kim has had a few nutters in her band. Simon the muscly drummer was huge and nasty,(not to me )and Trevor Thornton drummer once walked into the bar in the newly opened Baltic States with a lit candle sticking out of his derierre,doing a Max Wall walk(mARX BROTHERS STYLE)nums lock.He then proceeded to invite the extremely large and nasty looking guards who appeared with two lead (plombe)clubs each and automatic pistols on their belts to a fight. He would not leave it alone and at last our Russian minder came in and stopped a massacre.I foolishly tried to sort it out and narrowly escaped a good clubbing. I like clubs but not that sort.”
Byrdman wrote
“Lisa , as a linguist I wpould recommend Cockney Rhyming. Get yer plates dahn the apples,an ave a butchers in yer fridge.Get aht a desperate of pigs an get it dahn yer cakehole.”
Byrdman wrote
“Lisa, I would ask Kim to appear on the site. Unfortunately she is very influenced or was by her dads advice. He said that all the biggest stars,Elvis,Jackson,or whoever kept their mystique by not doing regular things like appearing in forums. ”
Byrdman wrote
“Pierre, Regarding your own songs. If ou want a guitar file mailed on a track just ask,we've done it once lets go for the second time.”
Lisa wrote
“Ahem, yeah you are. I was the only Australian that didn't tan (dam Polish ancestry!) Used to get called derogatory names like carky (short for carcass - for non native English speakers like Pierre - it means dead body!)”
Pat from Paname wrote
“"Primitive"... such a beautiful word from such a pretty girl. Australian Lisa, you must be the love child of an aborigen sorcerer and one of those society girl who disappeared in Hangin' Rock. I can see you now, dancing in your white billowing dress, at one with nature. The crickets are going wild as your hair flows in the wind... The white lace comes down, revealing pale skin slowly browning in the sun... Ahem, I'm getting carried away again.”
“Love this! Full energetic!!!”
Lisa wrote
“Pat, I may be Australian, but I'm not that primitive! Jerzy, my heart belongs to daddy Dge!”
Pat from Paname, at your service wrote
“If I may butt in - I'm aware I'm no marriage counselor (more like a professional "fouteur de m..." if you'll excuse my french) but here's my suggestion for couple therapy: go to a posh restaurant, order two whole chickens then proceed to eat them with bare hands. Last one to get kicked out pays the tab. Nothing bonds like mutual embarrasement.”
jerzy wrote
“Having studied your case I recommend the therapy consisting in a continuous listining to "This I Swear". It has a soothing effect. If that doesn't help we'll have resort to the shock therapy (of Pat's invention)”
Lisa wrote
“So you're a marriage counselor by profession Mr.Jerzy? What type of reconciliation therapy do you recommend? ”
jerzy wrote
“I'm afraid you'll have to forgive him, Lisa darling - you're his wife-to-be, remember? Some reconciliation therapy, perhaps?”
Lisa wrote
“Jerzy darlin, don't defend Mr "one for the surprise" he's the evil master-mind behind all of this!”
jerzy wrote
“As long as your dreamy avatar appears once again, Lisa. Just do it, do it, just d-d-d-d-d-d-do it!”
Lisa wrote
“That's right Jerzy ... 2004 is the 20th anniversary of the 2nd Time! Steve, I know you want to, just wear it once again!”
jerzy wrote
“The Second Time outfit would be all the rage now, wouldn't it? I can't believe that was 20 years ago...”
Lisa wrote
“What, the ultra futuristic outfit from the Second Time clip? It's probably in the bottom of his closet somewhere!”
jerzy wrote
“Lisa, you have to forgive Pierre for his exceptional wildness recently. If you read all the posts from the last couple of days you'll find everybody collectively went mad here... not a single person was himself/herself actually. Steve, for example, decided he would wear... oh no, I'm not going into this again!”
jerzy wrote
“Lisa, what next, Swahili? Caluski”
Lisa wrote
“Pierre, you're not off the hook ... I still think you're a dirty dirty man. You might like it in the "stinky", but not everyone here does!”
Lisa wrote
“Tuk! Gendobre Jerzy, gendobre..god bless you.”
jerzy wrote
“Guys, you shouldn't be surprised by Lisa suddenly switching into French. She's a cunning linguist after all. Having mastered Japanese all other world languages seem to be a piece of cake. Secretly we've been exchanging long letters in Polish and discussing each and every poster here, haven't we, Lisa? ”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Seeing Lisa write in french, all of a sudden I understand why some people consider it the sexiest language. By all means Pierre, keep on "gene"-ing Lisa! You done it once, so come on go again!”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Marcel: thanks for the tip! Your musical tastes and recommendations are always welcome. Lisa, I'm impressed!”
Lisa wrote
“Tu me genes!”
Marcel wrote
“Ah, Japan!! I've always been a 'singles' man, so I can heartily recommend the songs 'Nightporter' (shades of Erik Satie), 'Ghosts' and 'Visions of China'. And of course Mick Karn's single 'Sensitive', produced by Ricki. But you all have that one of course, right??”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“But, of course, as English is not my native language, I couldn't understand a single word!”
Lisa wrote
“Steve, I've just been lazing around all day - it's been an exhausting week! Pierre, I just read one of your links back on a previous page...SO VULGAR! SHAME ON YOU ..YUCK”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“To French readers : "Strange Fascination", a famous book by David Buckley, dated 1999, which chronicles David Bowie's career agsinst the backdrop of the various decades, from the 60s through the 90s, has just been translated into French and is available at Flammarion editions.”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Karina, I would like to know more about your involvement into plastic arts, if it's not too indiscreet. Sexy Steve, thanks for the advice. I'm gonna buy Tin Drum today. Calanor, when clicking on the DMA "Vote for this site" button, you're automatically driven to the right category, i.e. PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARD FOR BEST MUSIC WEBSITE. You then submit your vote by using 'vote now' ”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Not to mention that it might make you look very Humbert Humbert, Sexy Steve :-)”
Byrdman wrote
“, I thought that you were in bed hours ago. I have forgotten your time zone but it must surely be past your bedtime young lady,I was gonna be grumpy old dad then but couldn't quite carry it off.”
Lisa wrote
“** correction ** too far. Back to bed, I'm knackered. ”
Lisa wrote
“Steve, if Kim and Hal aren't too busy, can you ask them to vote too. Ok, maybe I'm going to far with this post. Actually, ask anyone you know to vote!”
Calanor wrote
“Oh, hmm - missed that line saying "Best Music Website".. :)”
Calanor wrote
“*nods at Steve* Think I'll do the same, although I must admit that I'm not even sure what this DMA thingy is :) And uh.. what category am I actually voting in? *chuckles*”
Byrdman wrote
“I'll be voting for all of the websites,Pierres,Marcels and now Maxims also.”
“Well, it's always great hearing stuff from the early days :) Sexy Steve, huh? :P”
Byrdman wrote
“Lovely Karina, I feel you need a tender kissXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX I have been out playing Spanish music.(working in fact) Just home now at 2.00 am UK time.”
Byrdman wrote
“Pierre, Just back from my gig. Tin Drum is assential listening for Japan. Of course I know their girlfriends/wives as they all tried to shag me to get to them. Sorry but thats how it was then,and now I guess but I wouldn't know.”
Karina wrote
“whom it may concern i see the web weather has changed,there are no earhquakes as i know,the wind is blowing in other direction ,marry popins flew to aol space ,mermaid became with the rising sun a seafoam (in this case ANDERSEN'S farytale)but i hope my unforgettable majesty was not forgotten so soon... who am i now ?,maybe Kaetana Alba-but GOYA was so cruel in his love,or maybe "jennifer"from the block,(i do like LOPEZ,and she was saved from overexploser by musician)but i compleatly look different~! ”
Karina wrote
“PIERE,you write at the web seldom,but when you do its by the point,HOW its called -professionalism- always push the right buttons with sympathy karina ”
“Couldn't resist watching this one cause it's a rainy day! Love the first riveting guitar piece (if it is a guitar - what would I know!) Back to sleep now!”
“Did I hear that? Did Kim say .....sexy Steve Byrd in very low tone voice? What a fabulous promotion for you infront of thousands of screaming women! Back to sleep now - it's raining and I feel lazy!”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Sorry Jerzy, I must admit I didn't read further than the title of the article.. Your stupid webmaster needs a rest!”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Nice one, Stephane. Thanks. I wrote a few songs in the past but for several reasons, I left them aside in a "draft" state; however I plan to re-record them some day, now that I feel rather comfortable with music software. As for Japan, I totally missed that essential 80's band, but it's never too late. What album shall I start with?”
“Ahhhhhh, JAPAN! Tin Drum. You sound like David Sylvian, Pierre! Do you compose your own material as well? If so, let us hear it! /fan of Japan”
jerzy wrote
“Pierre, sorry I haven't replied to your post sooner, but you know where I was... breaking world records... oh wait, I just need to take off that blonde wig :-)”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Yes, but can he afford Lisa? Do you have any idea how much a posh restaurant will charge you for two whole chickens these days??”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Some of you have probably listened to that interview of Simon Le Bon from Duran Duran "Why do you always date top models?" "Because as a pop star, I can afford it". Steeeeve?”
JR wrote
“I know i heard that too when Kim said "Sexy Steve Byrd" i thought i missheard that LOL... but i remember on another tour Kim said same thing too... Lucky U :)”
“Wow - Great ......”
“"... and on the left we have Sexy Steve Byrd!" No wonder Steve calls her the best boss he ever had :-) Great memories on that song (no, not what you think. I'd never call for my mother after - never mind.) The Paris Baltard gig of that tour was my very first Kim Wlde concert. Thanks Pierre! (Does this mean we get a new live recording everytime we goof around?)”
JR wrote
“Pierre I just did VOTE for your site ... 2-6580 whats your # LOL ”
“By the way, I´m not saying that Kim was overweighted!!!”
“I liked it! And what´s the problem about Kim being overweighted? You guys only like slim singers??”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“A special message to Jerzy from Warsaw, Poland - you can find a new job there : [external link] ”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Sure, just click on the following : [external link] ”
Byrdman wrote
“Can somebody direct me to Maxims site, I had no idea.”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Okay guys, this week was a lot of fun here on Kim Wilde TV, so let's start the weekend with a little present : below you'll find a live audio version of 2-6-5-8-0 recorded in Lyon, France back in 1983. This one has a special meaning to me, because it was one of the first Kim Wilde gigs that I attended. So if you can hear somebody shouting histerically in the crowd, yeah, that was me.”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Thanks for bringing it to our attention, Maxim. Very fair play of you to include Pierre's and Marcel's sites. I was wondering: is the People's Choice same as Best Fansite? Couldn't find a specific category for the latter though they're distinguished in the winner's list. Also couldn't find a category for Craziest site and Sexiest Webmaster but we all know who would win that one :-)”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Absolutely right Maxim. Last year we managed to place three Kim Wilde websites in the DMA top 300, which, as Marcel noticed at that time, is quite significant for an artist who stopped releasing records years ago. People don't miss to vote everyday and more!”
Maxim wrote
“I have already voted for this website and kw.com on DMA (the new icon to the left) and encourage you to vote for my website www.kim-wilde.co.uk too. It's not just a race between our three websites - it will be very good if all three got good ratings and brought Kim's name to the top (or close) of the list.”
Maxim wrote
“Nums Lock, tee hee. Yes Steve, there's a key on your keyboard called Num Lock (we'll call it Nums Lock), on the upper-right side of your keyboard. At the press of this button you'll be locked away to prevent you from causing any mischief. You've been warned! :-D It's not the key I've been talking about. *gets a slap on the back of the head from Pierre and shuts up*”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Steve, we're with you all the way. Just be careful. No matter how right you feel, you don't want to end up in some kind of trouble a judge might against you. And mind the fingers, Fender man.”
Pat from Paname wrote
“ilse2000, you forgot the "woooo / wooooooooo / wooooooo" part. That's where you're supposed to sing along.”
Byrdman wrote
“ps, Vive la resistance,et vive la difference!”
Byrdman wrote
“Fathers 4 Justice have just sent their Xmas activity calendar. Of course Father Christmas is a jolly old boy.Thats all we want to be.At times of mass celebration the absence of your child is even more painful/poignant. I shall be there at Buckingham Palace(sorry Queenie)enrobed in red. Good choice as we have good intelligence that the riot police are going to be there in full force as we pissed them off bigtime last month(Yo Batman!!!). I shall be the one with a long white beard and red suit(ooops that will be everyone then)bleeding profusely from the injuries inflicted by our fine riot squad.So it won't spoil my outfit.I will have a red flag,our colour is purple but its near enough. I propose to sing The Marseillaise as Rule Britannia is a crap tune Anybody know where I can get a Kevlar vest?”
“cambodia”
Pat from Paname wrote
“(meanwhile Anne Clark mutters: "why the hell didn't I get fans like that?")”
“cambodia”
Pat from Paname wrote
“I hope you guys are aware that with our talk of tazers and the rest, we're scaring off every Kim Wilde fan who ever voted for "World In Perfect Harmony" in the singles chart.”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“"Nums" lock maybe ;-)”
Byrdman wrote
“Pierre, I just checked the externall link for taser and am quite frankly shocked. The tazer I refer to fires two multi barbed electrodes that stick in the flesh of the intended(hopefully)victim.This then delivers a burst of high voltage rendering the recipient helpless....... Oh I see what you mean!”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Steve, I only have 10 fingers just like the rest of you (hopefully). Maxim, you're gonna have to provide a translation for that urban dictionnary. I'm even more confused about tazers and the rest than I was yesterday.”
Byrdman wrote
“Pierre, Two minutes at the speed of light which of course we all know is 168,000 miles per second.Starts counting on Pats fingers,then gives up. Somewhere in Alpha Centuari perhaps?”
Byrdman wrote
“Maxim, You ganna tell us which button? I started to count them all but had to stop at 25. Fingers and toes,two arms,two legs and thingy. So I can assure you that there are more than 25 buttons on my keypad!”
Pat & Annie (backing vocals by Kim from the bathroom) wrote
“4 pm and everyone's moving And Pat says: "Hey... It's a brand new day. Yeaaaaah..."”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Pierre, I'll have you know I had LUNCH a couple of hours ago. So there. All right, it was also my breakfast and the friend who took me to the restaurant had to wake me up first. But if Kim Wilde was cleaning your bathroom, you wouldn't want to interrupt her either.”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“I was wondering, where the hell is Pat "devil inside" from Paname. Fortunately, at 4PM Paris time, a new day begins. How's the breakfast, man?”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Steve, my advice: if you do mention your "manche" to a lady, don't speak about tunnels in the same sentence. You'll scare the poor thing away. (Unless the poor thing is called Lisa and has just ordered two whole chickens at the posh restaurant you've invited her.)”
Pat from Paname wrote
“You know, I had the wildest dream last night. Nothing about Manderley, but Kim was at my place and wanted to take a shower. No, nothing dirty. I was in the other room but after her shower I realized she was cleaning the whole bathroom! And I was thinking: "How cool! It beats having her mowing the lawn in your garden!" Guess I shouldn't have watched Celebrity Crap Camp before bedtime.”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Oh, stop it Maxim, it doesn't do you justice. After that, everyone's gonna believe that your website is only made of re-used material!! Just kiddin' mate ;-)”
Maxim wrote
“Oh, you don't need to be a hacker to get pics from the screen. There's one button on your keyboard that does the job. I'll leave it to Lisa to figure out the rest 8-)”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“What leaded me to browse the slang dictionary? I HAD TO, since I met a guy called Steve.”
Maxim wrote
“O_O Pierre, what made you look in the Urban Dictionary for a definition of a word? Of course you'll get confused! So, in slang The Tazer is a modification of The Shocker? naaauughty!”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Lisa, it's your unique chance to have dinner at this very very expensive Italian restaurant in Tokyo.. don't miss it! [the girl is currently sleeping and having a sweaty nightmare which main effect is to dilute her Chanel N°5 drop -her only night suit- into flows of water]”
Byrdman wrote
“Lisa is a bombshell eh? Any chance of mailing me those photos? With the blonde one's permission of course. I'v always been interested in explosives/demolition.”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“For maxim's sake, complete this sentence : "For the hacker..". Additional help can be found here: [external link] ”
Maxim wrote
“Pat, I went to http://translation.lycos.com and it gave me The Handle as the translation for Le Manche. I think I know what you mean though ;-) Steve, you'd have to say "would you like to grab my Le Manche" to a woman to make any sence. The reaction may vary... Lisa, sorry but you can't right-click anywhere on this website. Master Pierre cleverly disabled right-clicking to save his pics from being copied and used on other websites. There is of course a way around it ;-)”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“The only definition I could find for "Tazer" is here: [external link] . And then again, I feel so confused!”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“I can tell from the pictures Lisa sent me personally that she's a bombshell!! But she wouldn't even know it. My advice is a 5-day training course with actor Jean-Claude "moi je suis aware, tu vois, c'est un exemple, je suis aware" Van Damme.”
Byrdman wrote
“Lisa, Teaser is better than Tazer,I promise you babes. I reckon Lisa is having professionally done photos to post on this site. What you reckon Pat?”
Byrdman wrote
“So Pat, Let me get this right,so if I said to a French lady,"Would you like to come through Le Manche with me to England would she be upset,surprised or what? Its only a tunnel and a train after all right?”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“fuckin' b.. ;) I guess it's the early beginning of a long-time revenge!! By the way, wasn't "Revenge" the title of a Eurythmics' LP? Oooh you may just have to check that with Annie .. hehe”
Byrdman wrote
“Lisa, don't you know how to download and enlarge pictures from the internet? Its easy,just right click,select properties,then download photo(to wherever you wish) Then apply(or OK).Open up Adobe Photoshop or Photo Suite or whatever you have,then you can download and print pictures of Pierre to use for darts /knife throwing practise.Or being where you are those little Ninja stars that clutter up the bottom of your handbag. I'll tell you what though when you do zoom in on Pierre on that beach,you won't need your magnifying glass for his errrrrrrrrrm ahem.......feet!”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Did I ever censor a message of yours? Oh yeah, I did it once ;-) ”
Byrdman wrote
“Gazman, Isn't it easy when you know how? They let me mail for months before sharing that with me. I guess it took Pierre that long to decide that I was not going to heap torrents of abuse. I'll have you know that I am a regular contributor to live phone ins on BBC London Live,AND HAVE NEVER HAD THE TIME DELAY USED AGAINST ME CAUSE i DON'T F***ING swear unless this poxy caps lock stops hating me *$%*&$ &*("!£% uck.”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Well done Mister Gazman! How's life?”
gazman wrote
“Ohhh...THAT'S how!!!”
gazman wrote
“How does one leave messages on the home page???”
Lisa wrote
“Teaser!”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“I used a magnifying glass to examine Lisa's avatar, but couldn't see anything either..”
Lisa wrote
“Please!”
Lisa wrote
“Used magnifying glass to examine Pierre's picture, but couldn't see ANYTHING! Boo hoo! E-mail me the enlarged version webmaster !!!!!!!!”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Marcy Marc: no worry about your mail. I've been trying to work on another site update yesterday, to balance the day before which had been a lazy but hilarious one. But I'll answer soon.”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Steve, it's called La Manche. Do not, I repeat, do not call it LE manche which is french for... err, I'm not even sure I can write it on this forum. (I LOVE to make you search for the dictionnary - not sure you'll find it there though.)”
Byrdman wrote
“Big chuckles from this side of the channel mate. What do you call it? I'm so "tired"I can't remember. Is it La Trenche?”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Oh, so THAT's a tazer. For a while I thought it was brit slang for tattoo :-) Forget about Ab Fab or Dressed To Kill. Steve in a blonde wig is the new Charlie's Angel!”
Byrdman wrote
“Calanor, No I said TAZER sorry I thought that everyone knew thAT TERM. iTS A STUN GUN THING THAT OUR POLICE LOVE. iT FIRES TWO ELECTRODES UP TO 5 METRES AND DELIVERS A 5,000 VOLT PLUS CHARGE. (cAPS LOCK FEVER AGAIN SORRY.) sO DEFINATELY NOT RAZOR. fAR TOO CRUDE. ”
“Great voice she had on that performance, great melody change too in the "below the bridge I see" section! It still works for me eventhough the rythm is very flat base/snare, gets a little boring once the hypnotic effect in the melody is gone! But it´s a nine:-)”
Marcy Marc wrote
“@Pierre - i wondered if you have gotten the mails i sent you cause right now i have some problems with my email-provider (their server was down and i got some error messages etc. pp)”
Calanor wrote
“Creepy...”
Pat from Paname, back in his element wrote
“I know, Calanor. You'll notice in Kim's videos how Steve is always Dressed To Kill. All he needs is a pair of dark glasses and...*shudders to think*”
Calanor wrote
“As for Lisa's face, Pat, I second you... Where on earth did her avatar go? *deep frown* The thought of Steve in a blonde wig and a razor is.. disturbing however *deeper frown* :D”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“The lesion was actually a scar, a tangible proof of my wild session on the beach. As for the time you can read, it's just that the photographer was sooo far away that it took two minutes for the image to reach the camera. At the speed of light, of course.”
Pat from Paname wrote
“LOL Steve, Lisa might want to know what else exactly did you manage to see with your zoom :-)”
JR wrote
“Steve i want to ask you something can you email me at Hot28iny@aol.com , i don't know your email...”
Byrdman wrote
“Hmmmm, This wilde jigsaw puzzle is finally falling into place now. I'm cool with it all so far, so.So far so good. Actually Pierre when I zoomed in on your beach pic I couldn't help but notice that you had a small lesion or mole on your left thigh that maybe should be looked at,and oh also your watch is two minutes slow.”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzzzz!!!!!!!!! [sound of a Byrdman racing on his coupe to be on time for his meditation hour.] Actually Steve I must confess I don't have a car, only my macho alter-ego has. He lives in an alternate universe, has a girl for each day of the week (His Girl Friday is his favorite) and is really everything Lisa wants in a man. That is, everything I'm not. He and I only meet when one of us runs out of cigarettes. Then we're a terror. I mean, more than usual.”
Byrdman wrote
“Hey Patsy, What you packin' under your hood man. I'm talking brakehorsepower here. Let me guess,hmmmm,Renault cinq cv? No,smart arse car?no,I see you more as a Diablo man myself. I'm packin'500 hp of raw steaming coupe currently. Thats why its in the garage having the engine rebuilt(under warranty,be safe children)I met a 20 year old German girl in Sheffield who said that Englishmen can't drive. After catapulting her through the hairpin bends and scary gradients of my Yorkshire she ended up in tears,silly girl.Don't offer the byrdman a challenge unless you can take it back a 1000 times more. I'm off to meditate now. ”
Byrdman wrote
“Lisa, How cruel,they were of course all my ex wives and girlfriends.”
Pat from Paname wrote
“And Lisa: whatever happened to your pretty face? Do I have to fly to Japan or send Steve in a blonde wig and a razor after you? AVATAR, AVATAR, WE ALL NEED LISA'S AVATAR! (Didn't think I'd let you get away with this, did you?)”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Lisa, I'm sure you didn't mean that in a catty way.”
“They all look like a bunch of Joyce's friends sitting around the table, don't they? ”
“WOW MATE LA MEUF! Check out the legs on that chick, man!Foxy as hell - would that be that Sam Fox I keep hearing about? Guess not, can't see her tits. That wouldn't be Sabrina? Didn't think so either, much too classy. And what's that song she's singing? Oh. Well if I have to rate this I'll give the broad a 10. If you add a rating for the song and divide it by 2 [counts on his fingers - after 30 minutes] Yep, that makes a 5. OK fellows, I'm off to tune the old gal now. I mean my car of course.”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Please Steve, not her version of Satisfaction. Don't be (that) cruel!!!”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Well Steve, if walking in the streets of Paris you hear someone with a french accent screaming: "SWEET JESUS, HERE COMES PATSY FROM AB FAB!" stop and say hello. It's probably me.”
Byrdman wrote
“First the stun gun,then the rhohypnol,then a continuous loop af Sam Fox records,played from your fridge,as they say that revenge is a dish best served cold.hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Byrdman wrote
“Pat, Talking of disguises,I have just purchased a blonde wig and a Eurostar ticket,if you see any awkward looking blondes with tazers on the corner of your block don't be surprised.”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Calanor: yeah, sexy could describe it in a polite way. I'll let Master P provide the translation though. He's a Master in many fields, including disguise :-) As for the Lisa factor, why do you think her female co-workers hate her so much? The country of geishas is obviously a very competitive one. (I know, that last line is sooo sexist. I've decided to be a macho pig for the day. Will probably post something about Kim's legs in that Time performance later on.)”
Calanor wrote
“Pat: That they're sexy? Even if that would, for some reason, not be the case, we'd have the Lisa factor to consider *wise nod*”
Pat from Paname, opening a new can of worms wrote
“I knew she was straining her eyesight trying to catch a glimpse of... something. Master Pierre, if Lisa has to weear glasses from now on, it wll be your fault. And you know what they say about women with glasses... Well, in France anyway :-)”
Lisa wrote
“And what is buried underneath the sand - a little China girl?”
Lisa wrote
“Monsieur Pierre, I can't tell who it is in that picture, but what a beautiful beach - is it in France?”
“Even though I never quite got over, that MCA decided to pull 'Time' as a single in the UK instead of 'Can't get enough', I like this performance, and Kim looks beautyfull as always!”
Calanor wrote
“*looks at Karina* Hey.. I am here too *sobs* )”
Karina wrote
“STEVE`,,,,, i just need to be believe that something extraordinary can happen,,,,,,”
Calanor wrote
“*a whole lot later* Well, apperently I was/am the night owl after all... *smirks*”
Calanor wrote
“*sighs* Still watching Sam vids.. Darn it, Pierre - you're too cruel :) Right.. I need to go on torturing myself (or something) *happily waves goodbye*”
Calanor wrote
“Birdie: To be frank, I did not get that - too Brit for me, perhaps. Sounded a bit kin.. interesting, though :P Let's disregard Pierre's prank, though. As I understand it, you did meet and associate with Sam (who I, boobs aside, get the feeling is a pretty decent gal)? I seem to recall some rumour about Sam and Kim eventually being friends? ”
Byrdman wrote
“Nope, me and Sam are just off to bed.(or bust off to bed) I had it especially re inforced incase I went bust”
Calanor wrote
“*tap tap* Well.. *sighs* I'm the only night owl, am I?”
Calanor wrote
“Hmm, come to think of it, Pierre should make amends for his prank. One solution would be to contact Sam Fox, get her onto this board and force her to say hello to us all. Yup. That might make me forgive him :) Actually, I would thank him, but that is beside the point.”
Calanor wrote
“Liiiisa: Still awake, huh? I've been on the phone here for ages, discussing some really peculiar things (heh). ”
Calanor wrote
“Pat: "And so ends another day"? Well, anyway, be square but sleep tight nevertheless :) ”
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“And Karina, if and when Steve does take you out, don't get upset if he pulls at your hair. He's just checking for wigs.”
Pat from Paname wrote
“And so ends another fun day on WTV [cue music: "Wheels on fire running down the roaaaaad..."] Downside is, if the real Sam or Annie ever shows up here someday, Steve will probably blow them off :-) Good night everyone. And Steve, hope you won't be dreaming of giant boobs and crispy balls ;-)”
Lisa wrote
“Karina, fantastic Italian rest in Gren.Village - insanely expensive - make him take you there!”
Byrdman wrote
“Kaaaaaaaarina, I so wish that you lived in Europe,I would be knocking on your door by now. I can't get to the USA at the moment,but when I can I will book an hotel near to you and invite you to dinner,at the restaurant of your choice. Love, Steve.”
Lisa wrote
“CALAAAAAAAAAANOR!”
Calanor wrote
“*looks at Karina* Hmm, perhaps I should really consider a career in music. I mean if that would make babes go "CALAAAAAANOR", it might just be worth it ;) (Hopes K has got a sense of humour ;) )”
Karina wrote
“STEEEEEEEEEVE! I can theach you but i have to charge!!!!!(where is that smiling sighn cant find it!) excited karina!”
Calanor wrote
“*concerned look* Awfully quiet here, all of a sudden *pouts*”
Byrdman wrote
“Karina, How you doin'babes? I hope NYC is safe again after our little scenario yesterday with the silk hanky and so on. You know what,I am so impressed by your knowledge of the arts.I must apologise for having an idea of you that does not live up to your majesty. I'm sure you could teach me a lot. I am your humble pupil xxxxxxx oops you're not supposed to kiss your teacher,even in cyberworld right?”
Marcy Marc wrote
“So here i am not online all day long and i miss all the fun! Well i can't have it all. Well also see that the talk about wether Kim was overweight or not has luckyly stopped.(for my part i'm happy that not every women looks like Kate Moss)”
Calanor wrote
“Steve: *grudgingly agrees* Yes, yes, it was kind of funny, but I'm not looking forward explaining this to my SF fan mates. ;)”
Byrdman wrote
“P and P, I am still in stitches,really,I love your sense of humour,you sure that you two aren't the lovecildren of Monty Python or something. Honestly this is the funniest thing that has happened to me in years. I shall of course be very wary of any celebrity posting for now and forever,but seriuosly guys you have made my day1!!!!!!!!! I'm still crying with laughter as I post this.”
Calanor wrote
“Pat: Oh, I see! Well, I don't, actually, cos noone else seems to be around but you, me and (lurking in the shadows) our esteemed webmaster. Well, never mind :P”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Calanor, when I said it wasn't meant for you, I meant that other post that had you "looking utterly confused" while the following post was about... never mind, I can feel a headache coming. Must have been all that laughing.”
Calanor wrote
“*laughs out loud and hard* Great intro sound, Pierre! *wipes a tear from his eye while still chuckling*”
Calanor wrote
“JR: Yes, heard that she got married. Good for her, but for various reasons that's not exactly what I expected when I had to repeatedly remind myself to close my mouth whenever seeing her on the telly (or in mags) back in the 80s :D”
Calanor wrote
“Pat: Oh, thought it was a general quiz :D And nope, still not sure that I get it - but I'll try again later tonight :P”
Karina wrote
“Sorry Pierre i ment Family circumstances not obstacles, see my Enlish letting me know (sometimes)”
JR wrote
“Ohh Sam Fox -did you guys know in HELLO mag 2 years ago Samantha married to another girl :)...and released her album Century Fox 21 i never understood what she ment by that title...Set me Free was a nice song. Pierre i will try Karina to hear Euopean soul as soon as i can, Its a wonderful song, That Guitar :)& piano was Majic on that track”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Calanor, actually that wasn't meant for you. I would explain but I have a feeling you don't have the software to get it. No, I'm not insulting your intelligence I swear. It's just... Oh, just take a break from the computer, log off, then check in again. If you still don't get it, that means you need to re-install your computer again :-)”
Calanor wrote
“Two answers: 1 - I don't have a clue. Some might at times consider me naughty, but that is just cos I'm a loon and can't be held responsible for my actions. 2 - Nope. All is as it should be, that is :D”
Pat from Paname wrote
“*snorts* Two questions: 1 - What do naughty boys need? (that is, aside from a straight-jacket and some medication right now.) 2 - Did anyone do even a lick of work today?”
Calanor wrote
“For those interested (which probably is a relatively small number), I'm reinstalling the system for the fourth (4th!) time this week... Got to love all those funny guys writing spyware, trojans and the lot. Lovely! Certainly keeps me occupied.”
Calanor wrote
“Pat: *stares at you, looking utterly confused* Huh?”
Pat from Arc wrote
“Did I hear that right?? [*looks around in a hurry, checking if he's the only one*] Hmmm, must be the voices in my head, telling me to go tease the englishmen on this site.”
Calanor wrote
“Pat: Perhaps it's lucky for Pierre that I've not got _his_ number either ;)”
Calanor wrote
“Pierre: Oh, punch! That's pretty popular over here in Sweden, actually - served well-chilled and the glass is usually emptied ("three sips"? *extended laugh*) straight after the company has sung some silly drinking song. Punch is definitely part of Swedish (drinking) tradition :)”
Pat from Paname, still giggling about it wrote
“Well thanks for the laugh, Steve. I called Pierre and for the first 2 minutes or so, none of us could even say "allo". God, talk about LOL. Still doing it as a matter of fact. Pierre was kind of worried you'd take this the wrong way but I was mostly worried you were on the phone to Her Royal Topteness, going: "guess who's on WTV!" Lucky for us Calanor hasn't got Kim Wilde's number, or that Pierre didn't chose to "do" Sabrina (now, that would be worth a china girl or two!)”
Calanor wrote
“Regarding the seemingly endless discussion of whether Kim was "over-weight" in 1990 or not... I'll probably never be able to understand how she could have been considered over-weight - curvy, sure, but since when is it a bad thing being voluptuous? *scratches his head*”
Calanor wrote
“Pierre: *growls* Wish you'd said that it was a hoax before I called my mate (who was into Sam in the 80s)...”
Byrdman wrote
“Gets up off the floor after laughing himself senseless,you bastards,I'll nevr respond to pop star(ooops) again. Well done,you are now on my hit list. Hilarious,just you wait just you wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“These are all nice references, Karina. People that I admire a lot.”
Karina wrote
“Pierre im thankful for your advise, i will see JR very soon and we will listen to her "European Soul" together. Visual Arts is under my skin, by family obstakles..Chagale', Huan Miro, Modeliani are my favorites, and not only them. ”
Annie Lennox from Paname wrote
“Helloooo Steve. My, long time no see... [coughs, coughs] Sorry, dear. My laryngitis again... Remember those wild, wild times we had when Dave wasn't around? Sure you do. I don't unfortunately. Must be those acids Dave gave me to get me to do that reunion album. Care to refresh my memory, darlin'? Come on baby, don't be afraid to spill...”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Steve, Steve... remember what I said about strangers in blonde wigs? Just for your sake, I'm relieved Kim never toured Brazil.”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“And now after laughing non-stop for 1/4h I have to admit that Sam Fox was a fake. At least it brought us a few confidences, but I'm not proud, no I'm not!”
Byrdman wrote
“Gobsmacked!!! Is that really the Fabulous Fox???? Hey Sam,I wrote a song for you back in the day.We did some really fun promos too,you were flown in by helicopter to a footy match somewhere in Europe. I remember your minder asking for two whole chickens in a 5 star restuarant in Germany and tore them apart with his bare hands.You,I seem to remember in some Chinese restaurant finding it very funny to ask for the waiters crispy balls. Funny days darlin. You need any new tracks just ask baby.I work with la creme de la creme now and am doing very well at it. GREAT TO SEE YOU ON OUR LITTLE BOARD!!!!!!!!. ps you turned me from a Guardian and Times reader to a Sun reader,can't think why.”
Pat from Paname wrote
“That's cheating :-) And Lisa's eyes are by now as red as Karina's, trying to see SOMETHING.”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
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Lisa wrote
“Post it Pierre! Post it....I dare you to! Show us what you're made of - we're waiting!”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Coming up next on WTV: Naked Pierre on beach doing china girl!”
from Asia to Europe wrote
“Oh baby just you shut your mouth..”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Or Lisa, you could have quote that great master of litterature Joan Collins: "Don't call me your little cabbage! I'm not your little cabbage, nor anyone's!" Have you noticed the wild streak in Pierre today? Love it. Apparently the punk exhibit features "Posters from Sid and Nancy's Chelsea Hotel room." Isn't that great? 20+ years after the fact, Covent Garden has managed to get even more tasteless than punk itself! Now that's what I call debasing the foundations of british society. Quite... punk.”
Sammy wrote
“Naughty girls need love too!”
Lisa wrote
“I'm still in shock about that last comment. Pierre, thought you were a nice guy! And for your information, I'm not "yours" or anyones after one glass of French punch!!!!!!!!!”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Just ask, baby! [external link] ”
Lisa wrote
“PUNCH!”
Pat Vicious from Paname wrote
“Yeah! No Future! Quite A Past! Destroy! Pogo! God Save The Queen (From Diana Fans)! God Save Us (From Diana Ross)! Lisa, I see Pierre has taught you some french (and God knows what else...) Your co-worker looks even scarier from the nice side. I'm pretty much convinced she's got her mother's body stuffed in the cellar, all dressed up in Hello Kitty pink.”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Lisa, what have I got to do to deserve this Hello Pussy -sorry Kitty pen as well?”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“For U.K residents or travellers: From tomorrow until January 25th, The Hospital (a gallery in London, Covent Garden) will host an exhibition called "Punk: A True and Dirty Tale". "The show is a journey through the most significant points in Punk music's history and contains unforgettable elements that made up a culture that shocked society" More details here: [external link] ”
Lisa wrote
“Me naughty, moi? Next state of paranoid mind - thought control freak - you make a tiny mistake and you're out co-worker had spoken to Network Admin and asked him to block me - but these days she seems to like me cause I gave her a Hello Kitty pen - she's 30 something and has pink hello kitty everything - she has the dolls on her desk - wasn't trying to be a "fayot" just saw it and instantly thought of her - and when I gave it to her she nearly wet her pants! Think if something can bring a smile to her face it's the best $4.50 you could ever spend! She fired my co-worker(the only person I could have a laugh with at work - for not "fitting in" to our corporate enviroment) He dressed up like a cowboy on his last day at work and looked so hilarious! (had the pimp like crocodile shoes too)”
Wildestorm wrote
“I saw Kim live in the summer of 1990 during the "Love moves" period and she was so not fat and I can't understand why the press wrote such things back then. Don't misunderstand this, there's nothing wrong with being fat (expect maybe for the people who is) but there's is certainly something wrong in calling everyone who has a normal weight for fat. This is the society we live in today, if you don't look like the people in the commercials or in TV you are ugly and fat. Back in 1994 after the hits concert, where Kim was wearing her "In my life" video silver outfit, looking like a million something and being absolutely not fat or anything, all a stupid Danish magazine had to comment on that concert was, that Kim Was being a bit overwieght and shouldn't be wearing that outfit. Oh my God...”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Hehe I know what you're expecting me to answer, Lisa, but I won't say a thing, cos unlike Karina, you've already had proofs of my admiration for you. Naughty girl!”
Pat from Paname wrote
“It also screamed out NOT EVERYONE HAS TO HAVE A MOUTH since hers was partly obscured by her hand. Love the inside pics though. Lisa, if that was your infamously cranky co-worker asking you to stop drinking coffee, I don't think she was referring to your jumpiness. She wants to control your life before implanting you with a homemade electronic chip. Then she'll patent you as Stepford Lisa, No Office Should Be Without One. Be scared, be very scared.”
Lisa wrote
“Pat, I was actually asked to stop drinking coffee today at work, even though I haven't had a cup of coffee in two years - think I came across as a bit jumpy cause WTV was down and thought( in a paranoid state of mind )that ...I don't know, Pierre had banned or blocked me from the site??? One thing I liked about the Close album cover was - it screamed out NOT EVERYONE HAS TO HAVE A TAN! ”
Lisa wrote
“Love is Holy is the album I'm definitely most impressed with. The lyrics to every song moved me - and I liked it without even knowing it was a "Kim Wilde" album. So disappointed that it didn't do so well though -I don't understand why. Steve, will you be playing at the next H&R tour?”
Pat from Paname wrote
“I meant, the magic does linger on. We don't need an edit option but I need me some coffee :-) Yes, I've just woken up, wanna sue me? Regarding the "was Kim overweight" debate, from the 10 Things That Changed The World archives, here are my 2 cents: I met Kim for the second time during a Love Moves autograph session in Paris. I thought she was nothing short of gorgeous (unlike me who looked like a facist thug that day:-() Later I saw in the press a picture of her taken that very day (I'm pretty sure of it since she had on the same clothes... and the rose I gave her.) The caption was rather unkind - you guessed it, something about her being overweight. Well that was news to me, who had seen her up close. What I remember seeing was a gorgeous woman, with warmth, poise AND sex-appeal to burn all the Twiggies in the world to a twig. (Dge will probably confirm this since this was the day we met!) And I may have posted this before, but I suspect that years from now, after the last anorexic bimbo has thinned herself into oblivion, many people will applaud Kim for putting the curves back in sex-appeal.”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“It's not because it's you, Steve, but no apology needed here - even the worst doctor on the planet wouldn't advise someone suffering from depression to stay at home. ”
Byrdman wrote
“Monzaman, Sorry for being an a**hole on the board last night.You are totally entitled to your opinion. Pierre I did guitars on European Soul. I pretty much did everything 82-94. Unless she had another team like Love is Holy.”
Pat from Paname wrote
“jerzy and Pierre, why am I not surprised. "European Soul" is my favorite track from what I consider her best album, Close. I was stunned the first time I heard it and remains stunned to this day. If there's one song that makes me fell at one with nature, this is it. The magic does lingers on.”
“Steve, just hope you can convey to Kim how wild we went when we saw her in Ok mag! It's still a pleasure to see her in mags.”
“Honestly speaking, I've never looked at this thinking "Kim is overweight". She has some curves here, but still has a waist line and looks very attractive. Lets not forget that the camera puts weight on too. I did notice she put on some weight after her children were born, but was relieved to know that Kim's look wasn't only genetic, she was also taking very good care of herself to look fantastic.”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Thanks I'll forward the message to him!”
jerzy wrote
“That was the Nick I had in mind. I read a fragment of his book on his site and was really, really impressed. Keep my fingers crossed for his success. ”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Nick (not Boyles I assume) has just released a book and is always running his political satire website www.bigfib.com. Unfortunately, we haven't had a single beer together since I moved away from Nice last Spring.”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“I'm glad that you like it, Jerzy. I still have gooseflesh while listening to it more than 15 years after.”
jerzy wrote
“And Pierre: whatever happened to Nick?”
jerzy wrote
“Pierre, "European Soul" is my personal Top Three Kim Wilde song - there's so much passion and pure magic in this song and the message is timeless. Great achievement by Kim and her team.”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Steve, who did the guitars on "European Soul"? I wish I could air a live version of the track on here, unfortunately the only one I've got was recorded in La Cigale and there were audio problems during that song. Maybe somebody else got this one from another "Hits Tour" gig? Unfortunately it wasn't systematically part of the set list.”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Karina, you should ask JR to make you listen to "European Soul". This is one of my favourite tracks by Kim, inspired by Russian-born French painter Marc Chagall, whose paintings as are moving as St Exupery's drawings in "Le Petit Prince". Kind of naive-but-not-so-naive-in-the-end. Just like you?!”
Jerzy wrote
“Strange things are happening. I'm listening to "Time" 12" version and... quite like it for a change. It's rather charming in an old-fashioned kind of way. Isn't it ironic that Kim, when she seemed most unhappy with her life, was singing "It's just a matter of time", and look at her now, so happy and radiant at 43 - something so good was worth waiting for. It's like she fell in love with life again. Very uplifting. And Steve, don't be too harsh on Monzaman - I think you read too much into his post. ”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Ellen, I think it's "Time" for you to become a registered member ;-) Karina, do you really think I would block one of the most beautiful girls on here? Steve, Dgé is just a nick for "Gérard". The first time I had him on the phone, I pronounced "Dee-jay" and I got flamed so now I'm prudently stuck to his real name. As for Alisue, I guess he's in his reinvention process, he certainly will be back with a new look, nick, avatar but always the same sensitiveness. Pat/Luis/Diego/whatsoever, arriba-riba! I'm going bananas.. ”
JR wrote
“Monzaman sorry U feel that she should stayed home and not release in 90 Love Moves, yes we all know it was kind of Not the best album but it was another peace of Art...about loosing Superstar status, I think she planned on that, She had everything going for her if she realy wanted to be Posh Spice or Britney , im sure Kim would have manage to be one...She delibaratly went so FAR away from London and all Media to have her Private life ( do i agree with that No) but i think it was her Choice.”
Karina wrote
“THANKS STEVE! now in my eyes instead of sad tears -laughing tear! and you know i am not sarcastik,i just always tell the truth as MARY POPINS(wrong spelling?) taught me. EUROPE slips but nonevacuated MANHATTAN waiting for (dance,dance.....) what am i going to do with my red eyes? ”
“Of course i think we can not judge Kim only based on her looks, so what her Love moves album was little depressing, She overcame and gave us Love is Holy, im thankful to her,,,Kim shows woman around the world even at age 43 with little extra weight Woman can look VERY VERY SEXY.. BRAVO Kim”
“I think this song is quite sweet, i can't put it down, but i can tell Kim looks beautiful, but in the video she does looke little depressed so as in It's here video, I would Like to know "why beautiful, successful, rich pop star can be depressed? where she could have anything she wants or any- Man she wants " if STEVEN you don't mind tell me?”
Byrdman wrote
“Nice one Kenny in SF, Sorry I'm just sparring with that geezer from Paname,Pat or Louis or whatever his monicker is. I'll lose of course because he has the gift of the wit. Wish I was in San Francisco,I've never been.”
Byrdman wrote
“Ai caramba you loony whomsoever you are,You must have done a degree in taking the piss,a first plus non ultra you sarcastic so and so,I really am cracking up to wake my neighbours,now.Ahh such is life. Karina your beautiful eyes full of tears.It must be a flood warning for Manhattan,be! ba !be !ba !careful everbody,can we contain it,no siree we've got to evacuate all of Manhattan,nee naw nee naw,quick everone evacuate the city the enormously georgeous eyes of Karina are about to overflow.OK Batman what we gonna do,shit Robin I just don't know,maybe its a case for the Byrdman.No anything but that says Robin(pun intended)Byrdman flies acroos the seething metropolis and delivers a pure white silk handkerchief to stem the flow of the exquisite saline from the capacious eyes of the lovely Karina.Godammit Batman the Byrdman strikes again!!!!”
kenny s.f. wrote
“Hi, everybody! I haven't been able to get to "thee" site much so I am just now figuring out what I've missed. This brings me to a very special "thank you to Byrdman". My life would not be the same without Another Step or Close including your contributions. Sincerely. Kenny in San Francisco”
Karina wrote
“WIERED DAY! woke up at 7 turned onn my lap top and what! i didnt have an exess to web ,and i thought PIERE cut me off i was so upset and nervous that even in my incredible eyes appeared a tear, but now thanks good and PIERE all ok STEVE your abIlitys of defens deserve "king and queen" GOOD”
Byrdman wrote
“PIERRE, Two things that puzzle me. Firstly how do us Anglo Saxons pronounce Dge(we have no accents on our keypads.)Is it DJ or Jay(phonetically)or what? I mean it,I really don't know. The other thing is what happened to Alisue. Is he in hibernation,pissed off with us or what? Confused of Epsom.”
Luis from Panama wrote
“Mmm... Tuesday. Dias de los locos. OK, Steve you dance with Isabel right here. Monzaman, you take Maria Conchita and your ass over there, at the other end of the floor. I want 10 feet between both couples at all times, entiende? And no dancing in the dark either for any of you. Remember they shoot horses for less than that. [a faint voice is heard in the background: 'Blood! Blooood!'] Caramba, now you've woken Lisa!”
Byrdman wrote
“Well said,MP, I'm off for my cocoa now”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“As a simple conclusion, don't judge a book by its cover. Everyone here is invited to have a deeper look at Kim's career, then, and only then, express themselves. And I guess that's what most people have been doing so far, thankfully.”
Byrdman wrote
“Marcy Marc, Its good to talk with you. My previous comments were to Monzaman who shares the same letters as you. How you doing Marcy Marc?”
Byrdman wrote
“Monzaman, You've annoyed me. The reality was that Kim WAS AN INDUSTRY OK? She employed a whole workforce,lots of people depended on her for their living.Not just the record companies but her office people her drivers,her cleaners,how far do we have to go? Kim WAS that industry.If you think she took it lightly you would be wrong. She went as far as she could to keep it all going and lets face it 20 odd years is a f****ing long time in this shitty business. I'll be interested to see your reply telling me how you are qualified to make such comments and what you have done that equals that. Big Love, Byrdman ”
Marcy Marc wrote
“Cool the Byrdman (no why is the melody of this 60's Batman series jumping in my head) is posting at the same time as me... It's late now - will watch the rest of "Crossing Jordan" *sings "Byrdman, Byrdman, Byrdman dadadadadada... (to the tune of that TV series)*”
Marcy Marc wrote
“Well i think Kim handled the situation for her in the beginning of the 90's well. And MCA certainly dodn't made things easy for her (and for other artists). So i think it was brave from her to carry on with the buiz and promote her stuff. Maybe there weren't always the right singles choosen but she at least made the effort to promote them.”
Byrdman wrote
“MONZAMAN, I'm sorry but you are looking at the veneer or facade of an artist.I understand how you can say that was crap,that was good I agree on certain terms,but please don't diss (disrespect)somebody who was in personal pain,as that is simply inhumane”
“Well as the others quoted she wore a nice black dress. And am i the only one who likes this song? It gives me a kind of hope and the believe in real love... Well i get sentimental :) (Gonna listen to "Love Moves" now)”
Byrdman wrote
“Monzaman, When you said Kim was depressed and should have stayed at home.I wonder if you have ever suffered from the same illness.I hope you were not implying that she was at fault as she bore the brunt of an intolerable pressure for so long. I saw first hand what she had to go through.Never one second of her life out of the scrutiny of the public eye.Always having to look great no matter how she felt,always on call ,no rest. She coped admirably well with the terrible pressures of her job. If you want to simplyfy it like that I'll give you the address of my bar and we can discuss it there. What kind of decadeslong scrutiny have you had in your life??????”
“She was sooo fantastic back then.”
“I love Kim since 1981. But this song is crap, she´s overweight and as she later confessed she was depressed during that period. She should have stayed at home instead and sort things out. The 1992´s "Love Is" chapter was pretty much the beginning of the end because from then on she gradually lost the superstar status she had gained during the 80´s.”
Byrdman wrote
“Hi people, I had a problem,I could not access the site all day. However with the previous assistance of Pierre I am now able to trouble shoot a little.Cleared all of my history and cookies and here I am again.Sorry,but there you go.The Byrdman is back(nobody missed you anyway I think)Calanor,sorry to dis an era,I suppose I'm thinking more of the marketing and fat cat interference that I put up with as a participant in it all.There was no real love of music,just a love of marketing,image,saleability that will always exist but I remember other ages where the music and integrity of the artist were foremost. I don't know JJ's track but we did it first for sure so don't sue me Ms.J.”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Thanks for your feedback about "Everyone's Sweetheart", Messiah. Actually, the song was composed nearly 15 years ago but was never released. As a consequence, the similarity with Janet's "I want you" is pure coincidence.”
JR wrote
“Ohh my nastalgic Calanor - you re missing 80's Hairstyle lol...Well from what im guessing TIME is least favorite song from Miss WILDE...Lisa by the way i was in W Village last night and my friend and i on line buying Cupcakes guess who was standing behind us? Sarah Jessica Parker with her husband Matiew Broderick and there 1yo cute cute babie, she sais how much she loves those cupcakes that make only in West Village call "Magnolia"”
“I will echo some of the sentiments below and just say that this song is not Kim's best. Somehow it just doesn't work for me - perhaps it's the banality of the lyrics or the predictability of the music, don't know. Basically it's too mainstream pop for my liking. And besides Kim looks... well, over the top with her make-up and hairstyle. Sorry for being so critical. Steve, is there any Kim's song that you actually hated?”
Lisa wrote
“What are these quenelles you're always talking about?? I miss you Alisue!”
Calanor wrote
“Steve: *ponders* Now, let me see.. You spend a whole lot of time with one of the chicks that, most definitely, defined some of the looks of the early 80s and you call the era "gruesome" *peers at you* ;) Oh, well.. I for one would give anything to see that mane of hair on girls today, hehe :P”
“My bad, that was supposed to be a 6 - with some luck, our revered Pierre will catch this. If he does not, let us all pretend that half of 5 + 7 is indeed 6 in this case... :P”
“Well, Kimmy does look lovely and there's nothing really wrong with the performance. Sure, it's a lip synch etc, but that's not really the point here. But *coughs* I don't care much about Time at all - and that's about it. :/ Not my cup of tea at all, I'm afraid.”
Calanor wrote
“Kyles: Heya! Nice to see you here!”
Calanor wrote
“Steve: Regarding tin cans, yea, I recall that my dad used the same trick - of course, when it was my turn it was all electronic ;). Well anyway, my daddy did grow up among the ruins left after WW2, which kind of limited his options - for some reason he, and most of the other guys he knew, did seem to be able to enjoy themselves anyway, hehe. :P”
Karina wrote
“Additional, I dont know how the others i like Mozart "Not candy" :) Pat im sure he would not need the Time for recoginzing the Love. And sex can have 100 faces, it can be slowly & fast......its all deppends on....Celebration with the Right person, Lesson 1”
Byrdman wrote
“Lisa, Quiz nite is at my local pub,40 metres from where I live. All of the locals form teams and we get the questions from some official body through the brewerey. All the teachers from the most famous colleges in the area (lots)come and pit their wits against us morons. I switched teams tonite as there was a very pretty asian lady with no partner. We came fourth(metaphorically speaking) My regular team mates(postman,builder etc)flipping won,didn't they! We all put a quid in (one pound) so you win a few pounds or a bottle of Champagne,or whatever the landlord wants to get rid of that week. The main thing is we have a good laugh and take the p**s out of the owners. All good natured. I was in a team with heart surgeons and advertising executives tonite. The asian lady was of course married. Are there any single women in this world? I'm yet to meet one.”
Pat from Paname wrote
“And you thought "quenelles" was bad... Lisa, can you even guess what Pierre is up to on Mondays??”
Lisa wrote
“Ohhhh tell me, what's quiz night? I should be working by the way....but when noone's looking....”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Unhappily, my weekly timetable at the moment simply consists of "lundi c'est ravioli" (I'm afraid only Gallic Wilders will be able to get that one)”
Byrdman wrote
“Well I'm back from my quiz nite, Monday is quiz nite Tuesday Is Salsa dancing,Wednesday is alone ,Thursday is Spanish gig,Friday is Rock gig and Saturday too,Sunday I pray(sort of) Thats about it. But every day is KWTV day thankfully!”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Sex tips from the Byrdman? Where? When? How? Why do I always miss the fun? Guess Time is not on my side after what I wrote about the song.”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“"Chapter One we didn't really get along Chapter Two I think I fell in love with you You said you'd stand by me in the middle of Chapter Three But you were up to your old tricks in Chapters Four, Five and Six Everyday, everyday, everyday I write the book"”
Lisa wrote
“Hmmmmm I swore I turned that avatar thingy off. Pierre, did you learn anything today?”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“..and today's lesson was entitled "blondes have more fun".. people will make their own judgement by watching the two avatars below.”
Lisa wrote
“Karina, I believe Steve is taking a cold shower at the moment, cooling down after teaching sex tips to Pierre. ”
Karina wrote
“a ,,,, was looking for my parfum a thing a missed most sensitive part. steve where are you/ ”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Hey Steve I thought I was the official Court jester here but you cracked me up with that slew of postings from Vulcan or wherever. About that quote: Sounds like something either Boy George or Tallulah Bankhead would say, or maybe Libby Hollman. Some grande dame anyway :-) As for falling in love being a matter of time... I wholeheartedly agree with Pierre. Taking time to know someone, and to appreciate them for who they really are, loving them in spite of their weaknesses and sometimes because of them (and in my case that last one better be reciprocal...) Yes, it is as precious as it is rare. True love means knowing someone and you can't know them unless you take the time for it. Unfortunately in 90% of cases we do it the other way round. That still doesn't make me like that *¤@# song.”
“i don't dislike this song, i think Kim wanted a sound something close to "You Came " so her & and team followed the formula of YC and its TIME now LOL, but Time is much weaker i think...Who thought Kim's choregraphy? LOL She looks very cute, but song is too dated for that Time wile Vogue & Express Yourself was on the charts, Kim was singing TIME? Bless her heart she was in Hearts far from London wasn't keeping up with HIP music :) my opinion”
“i always love Kim perfoming on tv and it's in the period of Love Moves that Kim is the most sexyest ...it was a nice period!”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“er..Rocco Siffredi?”
Byrdman wrote
“Pierre, I agree romance is not dead,it just smells funny. Anybody know who I am paraphrasing?”
Byrdman wrote
“Pierre, I'm with you on the fast sex 'ting. Just do it slowly,a nice aromatic body rub,lots of tender kissing and cuddling,and then you know what,slowly and.............. I'm just off for a cold shower.aaarggg!!”
Byrdman wrote
“Pierre, I'll tell you what man.When Kim walked out of her dressing room looking like that with a nice tint of Chanel numero cinq,I for one was floored. She certainly knew how to get the best out of her team. (Drifts off into long forgotten reveries)ahhhhhhh”
Byrdman wrote
“Hey Lisa, I am unoffendable after a long time in a business full of snides.I actually would find it very endearing if you slagged me off,really. I hate yes men,I don't even like no men,ok I'm a ladies man. Yep I was a bottle blonde,(entire fabric of KWTV is shaken to its core)My top was actually a hoody,as worn by little gangsters 15 years later. I used to know a lot of Chelsea designers at the time and it was a black bodied jacket with red sleeves and a hood. My daughter has nicked most of my 80's clothes,as astonishingly,apparently it is all quite cool now with students and the like. There's no accounting for taste is there? btw,we oldies found the 80's the most gruesome era for music and fashion,but there you go. Hope I didn't insult anyone.”
“I also enjoy the tight black dress, but I assume the best camera there was Steve's eye ;-) As for the song, don't be too harsh guys, it's certainly not Kim's best single (especially since I could listen to all those demos which were composed at that time and were not chosen for some odd reason). However, at a time when fast sex prevails, I like the idea that falling in love with someone can be a matter of time. Am I romantic? Yes I am. Too romantic? Well, sometimes..”
Byrdman wrote
“Mind you Pat I did quite like that tight black dress and dangling heart. Imagine what a dork I felt miming to none existant guitar,still beats working mate1”
Byrdman wrote
“Pat, I just beamed back from the Orion nebula.Actually there was a small space time continuom disruption in sector five that includes Terra I sealed it with a flurry of flamenco notes,it should hold for a while till I get my Marshall stack out to fix it properly. Yep I was only there for the beer (re Time)”
“Lisa, do you get this feeling sometimes that we're the only people left on earth. The world ended and we didn't notice because we were watching the latest addition on WTV. Talking of apocalypse, this has got to be the lowest point in Kim's carreer. IMO, the release of that single belongs to the "what were they thinking?" chapter. Kim certainly doesn't look like she's having the "Time" of her life and I'll leave hairstyle comments to James. At least she brought the Byrdman along to have some fun. I'm sure that's what he's here for, since I can't hear a guitar in this. Then again, I don't know f*** about music. PS: Pierre, what did we do to deserve this?”
“I've never been too keen on this song. Hope this message doesn't offend Kim or Steve. It's just so...oh never mind. Steve, is that you as a brunette? Nice red shirt! ”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Noticed that too, Steve? Hi Kyle. Welcome to the Monkeyhouse. Oops, wrong band. But you get the idea.”
Byrdman wrote
“HI KYLE, Lisa spots new male and is first off the starting blocks.”
Lisa wrote
“Welcome to Kim paradise Kyle!”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Kyles from New Jersey is joining our community. Welcome aboard!
Pat from Paname wrote
“And nothing beats Tears From A Clown. Not you, Steve: me. You know, the one that's hopefully making you lol as you read. In fact I didn't even mean that. I meant Kim Wilde's live rendition of Tears From A Clown in that charity thing. Never mind. As for a WTV event, I think we were all waiting for you to suggest it. You do the music, I'll do the goofing around. (Actually I'm much quieter in real life. No, really.) Steve, I remember those telephones. My friends and I would use yoghourt pots :-)”
Byrdman wrote
“Pierre, Good point from Pat about the Apple logo.At first I was in doubt about the internet.I will never buy online.Of course I have.I will never enter a forum.Of course I have.I would never meet anyone from a forum.I have.So I have broken all of my own rules.But I have enjoyed doing so. I do have some crazy notion tho that it will all end in tears,but hey,tears are just to be cried right?”
Byrdman wrote
“Karina and Maxim, How about a conversation in Russian if you both speak the same tongue. I know that there are very many different languages in such a great country but I for one would love to see it.(maybe with a later translation for the stupid English amongst us!”
Byrdman wrote
“Pierre, About your love/hate affair with hi tech.I admire your sentiments entirely. When I was a boy before we had telephones(don't laugh I'm serious)me and my best mate three houses away used to send a long piece of string between our houses.On each end was a tin can. The sound would be conducted down the string to each end.We thought this was wonderful until on maybe the second night a voice from a neighbour shouted out.Shut up we're trying to get some sleep here.Imagine how long the string would have to be to include our lovely friends in the USA,Japan,Europe etc etc etc. You are doing Sterling work mon ami,Sterling work.(Sterling was the English economy in the old days and meant steady,reliable but most of all right.”
Byrdman wrote
“Pat, I love and lol often to your responses. You know we are all gonna have to meet up one day at a global KWTV event. Ever considered it Pierre?I will of course provide some musical entertainment but I feel that with the talent on show on this site I would only do one small part of it. When I was a very small boy there was a movie with Cliff Richards (cringe)and it was about a youth club who were going to be closed down by fat cat investors.They found an old theatre and rebuilt it and put on a show that was a hit and saved the day.The fat cats ended up with egg on their faces and even capitulated and joined in.It was so innocent and pure but it actually inspired me to enter showbiz! The catch phrase for the movie was,but where can we do such a thing? LETS DO THE SHOW RIGHT HERE!”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Lisa: Yeah? Well teaches him to leave us here dancing in the dark about it.”
“Pat, Dge advertised his b'day under kimwilde.com (fact files) *Nice song Steve!”
Byrdman wrote
“Karina, I admire people who have the courage to leave their homelands and try a new life in a different country. The obstacles evry day must be enormous. I go to Spain a lot and when I have problems with the bank or a car breaks down or any little thing and you don't speak the language it is very scary indeed. So a big respect to all of the people who overcome these obstacles!!!!”
Maxim wrote
“You guys (and girls) crack me up! Karina, are you from Russia? I was born in Estonia but my mum came from Russia, and Russian is my first language. English is like my other first language, I should say. I even think and dream in English sometimes. I agree with what you said about people from countires like USSR having to get used to western civilisation. Back in those times I couldn't aford a VCR or HiFi, let alone a computer. I remember my first IT course (pre-Windows days) and how fascinated I was. I was like a sponge, absorbing everything and wanting more. Incidentally, that first course involved programming in Quick Basic, and after the course was over I practiced what I've learned on paper, because I didn't have a PC back then. I was actually writing Quick Basic programs using nothing more than pen, paper and my brain. OK, I'll stop boring you with this computer talk now :-)”
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“I agree, Pierre. We should respect our ancestors who had to walk accross a tightrope, often at the peril of their lives, just to talk "on line". And don't even mention what a virus attack could do. Wipe out entire villages, not just your computer. You thought iloveyou was bad, try the black plague. No wonder Apple's logo was considered the symbol for sin.”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Karina, whereas life is making us more and more dependent on this hi-tech garbage, be sure that if I could change it all I would definitely switch back to solid values such as earth, nature and hand-made stuff. Even though I've always been a computer geek, I've never lost a certain sense of respect towards my ancestors who were hard workers.”
Karina wrote
“Lisa Steve Pierre and others who started todays conversation. Nobody even can't imagine what it means when you come from technical poor Country like ex Soviet Union ( Of course not anymore it all changed) You have to be like a babie (Pierre To you)- like that Mermaid from Splash, study to use everything. And im very bad with bottons. For excample some of ATM machines which takes your plastic card and give you back your card after all operation. All that time i have a "panic attack", what i have to do if my Card would not come back-Help help, but its always comes back. Or in Elevator in 50th Floor and it stops, or AMRI machine you are in inside and its out of service, and other difficult things, Steve you re not alone.”
Pat from Paname wrote
“I missed Dgé's birthday because he's too coy to reveal his birthdate (should I reveal his age? Damn, can't remember that either. Then again if that means I'm entering my dotage, he's gotta be even worse off.) Anyway, let me not pass this opportunity to embarrass him by wishing him a *********************** * BONNE FETE, DGE !!! * *********************** (it's Saint Dgé's day here in France.)”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Oh boy am I relieved. For a while here I couldn't breath. Now that Steve has found his feedback, that Lisa got the joke and Pierre is off chasing packs of whatever, my Sunday can begin. (Yes Steve, if you're checking timezones, my Sundays begin late and I don't even have a Fender or a wrinkled stage suit as an excuse. OK, I need some... err, cigarettes.)”
Byrdman wrote
“Well Lisa, You know what they say,it takes one to know one,cobber.”
Lisa wrote
“Phewww, I thought you were like, so blonde there for a second Steve!”
Pierre (webmaster) wrote
“Man you did it! A little bit of teasing always helps.. Guys 'n gals, now you've got Steve "uncensored" Byrd live on here. And eventually I can leave this f.. computer for a while to go and find a pack of fags (don't let me be misunderstood)”
Byrdman wrote
“Er Lisa, That was actually a joke,like I didn't know it had a motor.”
Lisa wrote
“Steve, I wouldn't worry about not knowing how to operate all these devices (believe me, it's a blonde thing) btw, what would Kim think of you cutting down all these trees?”
Byrdman wrote
“Hey, Guys,I just discovered this neat little button,its just to the right of here called feedback.What you do is move that stringy thing with the clicky thing on the end of that comes out of that box with the tv screen thingy that you look at.Then you press the right buttons on tha flat thing thats all buttony with those strange markings on it ,press ok and hey presto those word things just like leap onto Pierre's screen without him doing anything.So he can sit smoking and practising his Gallic poses while we just get on with it! Increable!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Byrdman wrote
“Pierre, I know nothing,I know nothing. Look,if you had how to use this site,well I would ignore it,but you know what I mean.Are we supposed to be psychic then? Anyway I once hired a chainsaw to cut down lots of trees in my garden.It took me two whole weeks. I took it back to the hire shop and he said wow,you were a long time was it a forest?I said no just about 15 trees.He said just let me check its ok then,he pulled a chord on the side,I jumped back and said Whats that noise?”
Byrdman wrote
“Karina and Lisa, Two lovely ladies I'm sure. I just got home.I try to work near to home now after all of my years travelling.We totally rocked the house tonite,but then we always do. I'm winding down now. Love y'as later. I guess Pierre is tucked up in bed with his cocoa so we shall have to talk tomorrow. [for some obscure reason, Steve can't use the 'Feedback' button so I forward each and every message onto this site manually. I'm currently working on a KWTV interface for Fender Stratocaster - hopefully it will sort things out - PM]”
Lisa wrote
“Oh Steeeeeve, I'm online late at night, just waiting for you! hahahahahahhahhahahhahahhahah”
Karina wrote
“Steve Oyyyy like always i everything mixed up, The Gorgeous one was Jimmie Hendrix LOL:) not Pakodelusia...”
Byrdman wrote
“Karina, I had no idea you were so knowledgeable about music,but how would I? I'm off to play my Mods gig now, See you later (in cyberspace that is) Love, Steve.”
Byrdman wrote
“Lisa, First what are you doing online at this time of nite on Saturday?I just looked at time zones to get an idea of when you guys around the world are posting. You're lazing on a chaisse longue,being fanned and hand fed grapes by your entourage yeh? NYC is just waking up I hope. I was at the previous guitarist's house(DL) in Sheffield when the drummer Rick had his accident. I don't know the new guy.I'm sure he's fantastic,but listening and watching metal sort of makes me blush and feel uncomfortable in my dotage. Steve.”
JR wrote
“Steve, what i ment Kim's pic about photoshop they made her face look very frozen, I personally think its not a Great pic, her face looks not so proportional, i ve seen Kim in A lot of Tv live shows interview and she is 10 Times more beautiful then in that pic, im sure a many people will agree with me, in generally i think a lot of Kim's photos done very rushed and doesn't do a great justice to her looks.”
Karina wrote
“Calanor when i met him "Bulg..." in 30's he was a drugdealer :). Lisa since now you'll be shinning everywhere with this knowledges. Steve Pakodelusia was so gorgeous when he was young, wasn't he?”
Lisa wrote
“Steve, take your clothes to the dry cleaners. If it's for your performance, you might be able to claim it on tax. INXS guys are Tim Faris and Gary Gary Beers. What do you think of Vivian Campbell? Was dragged along to see Def Leppard concert a few years ago and thought he absolutely stole the show (not to forget the drummer with one arm) Thanks, Steve.”
Byrdman wrote
“Lisa, What is this?Pop Quiz? Only kidding,I'm frantically trying to learn how to wash and iron my gig clothes for tonite,how can anybody do this stuff?You need a degree in IT to programme a washing machine and all I do with the iron is put razor sharp creases all over everything,better off crinkly. On the guitarist front here's a quick run down and I will remember everyone else in the car later. Pre 20's Andres Segovia 30's Django Rheinhardt,Robert Johnson 40's Barney Kessell 50's Wes Montgomery,Joe Pass,Link Wray,the guy from Bill Haleys band 60's undisputed best electric guitarist still and forever JIMI HENDRIX,Carlos Santana,Jeff Beck,Eric Clapton, 70's an all time favourite unknown Ollie Halsall(band Patto)Nile Rodgers(Chic),Paul Kossoff(Free)John McCloughlin,Paco de Lucia. 80's Adrian Belew,Eddie van Halen,The Edge, 90's Prince,the guys from INXS 00's I don't really care I like loads of people but my all time favourites in no particular order are; Hendrix,Paco de Lucia,Django Rheinhardt,Ollie Halsall. There you go, Love, Steve.”
Lisa wrote
“Byrdman, I'm just curious to know who your fav guitarists of all time are - from the 50's,60's,70's,80's,90's until today. Can you name one or two from every decade? *Also, meant it must of been distracting at times working with one of the most beautiful women in the world.”
Byrdman wrote
“Karina, I am keeping a list of your recommended reading. I am a slow reader as I read at night in bed. I always have something else to do in the daytime. Calanor you crack me up mate,you sure you're not English? I'm off shooting clay pigeons,(my oldest hobby.) Love y'all, Steve.”
Calanor wrote
“*scratches a whole episode about surrealism* Suddenly realised that "surrealism" can be pretty individual - Bulgakov, you say? Would that be a film maker?”
Karina wrote
“STEVE,some people are trying not to followthe cyclical nature of life and part of them are doing it sucsessfuly "little prince" have read in deep childhood and remember mostly sensations,if this will continue in the same very soon you will have a list" must read" literature 1-"master and margarita" by BULGAKOV masterpiece of russian surealizm”
Calanor wrote
“Steve: As for Photoshop, I would assume that it was limited to those (pretty mediocre) flower thingies. The rest is hopefully quite genuine. You should know it, though - you meet the gal at times, after all.”
Calanor wrote
“Steve: Both, I'd assume. ;)”
Byrdman wrote
“Lisa, I missed that bit about Kim making it hard for me to work with her. Making what hard exactly,are you talking anatomically or psychologically? Mmmm???!!!”
Byrdman wrote
“Hello guys and gals, Well my gig wasn't that late,finished at 11.00 so I came home.It was good fun playing Spanish guitar.Its like going back to my beginning,a bit o fLatinabitofJazzabitofFlamenco.FONTDIV I am surprised how well we are recieved as it is quite highbrow music.It seems students and graduates love it and also older contempories of mine so we have a wide base.(not me personally I'm still quite skinny)I mean musically. Tomorrow we are The Mods and will be banging out tunes by The Small Faces,The Kinks,The Who etc.Again this is going back to my early childhood.I have found a 50's DJ who seems to have every record ever made.All vinyl,he opens our set for us tomorrow nite. I always thought that the cyclical nature of life was so obvious.We are born into this world helpless,hairless and toothless. We flirt with immortality only to end up the same way,instead of infantile,hairless and toothless we become senile hairless and toothless. Get out there and do all of the things you want to,as it comes sooner than you think! Re Kims latest pic from JR,if Photoshop can do that for you I'm gonna find a way to have a small chip put in me that will keep those kind of looks cybergenetically enhanced in the flesh in realtime. I am halfway through Le Petit Prince,it has given me some strange dreams as I read it most before sleep. Love, Steve.”
Lisa wrote
“DGE......Happy Birthday for the 30th! I'm sorry for the lateness - you're so much fun, and so lovely and I adore you!”
Pat from Paname wrote
“Yes, we do work there and then, if only to take a break from the board - except for Calanor who's in Intensive Care right now.”
Calanor wrote
“Been away a couple of days... Get back and see this? *points at the recently posted pic of Kimmy* Gaah..? *incomprehensible noises* That is a recent picture? I'd have guessed -93 or so... She looks absolutely gorgeous *heart skips a few beats*”
Byrdman wrote
“It's been a quiet board recently,don't tell me you've got jobs! I'm off to do a few gigs so may not be able to post anything,my mates laptop is a nightmare its so small I can hardly see the screen or press the keys,but I'll have a look in. Cheers, Steve.”
Lisa wrote
“James, I'd like to see Kim pout on the new album cover.”
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